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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5)

@spamtette.bsky.social
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
YOU SHOULD GET THEM ONE OF THOSE BEDS WITH A DOG CAGE BUILT IN UNDERNEATH IT
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
*spamtette takes the cigar out of her eye, exhales smoke, and then screams violently.*
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
CMONNN, I FINALLY FIND ONE OF ME WHO CAN [[match my freak]] AND YOU THINK YOU CAN GET RID OF ME THAT EA[[silly]] SMILEY FACE =>
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I GOT PAST THE GUARDS USING MY [[feminine wiles (ie: money)]]
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
*queue spamtette entering, somehow puffing on a cigar very obviously in her eye and not her mouth. smoke is coming out of her other eye.*
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS A [[Sticking my fingers in an open stab wound, fishing around until i find an organ to yank out]]?????
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY OF HER HIM? HER? HERM? HERB?? [[Mai waife]]!! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF TENNAS WHY ARE SOME OF THEM [[Guys Are Gross]]?? WHAT IS GOING ON
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XIII. DEATH @fatecalls.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
ACT III A CATALOGUE OF MY UGLIEST THOUGHTS
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU
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XIII. DEATH @fatecalls.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Dejection. Feelers limp against your soul. 'Why?' Long silence. A hollow heart. 'I don't want to see you.'
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XIII. DEATH @fatecalls.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I CAN STARE INTO THE FIRE FOREVER ... MY HUOOUSE... ISSS ONNNN FIREE # ^ $ ! ROARING %&@ THAT CAN'T BE GOOD
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
[[Look, it's Wikipedia, the Free Online Encyclopedia that Anyone can Edit, Gordon!]]
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Yippins @yippins.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
... :3!
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*waiting for the... dice? head? to stop tumbling so she can see what she rolled*
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
//at last a good opportunity for that sweet sweet deranged spamtette angst(?)
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*spamtette looks conflicted between two opposing but equally strong emotions. clearly wanting to say *something*, but unable to speak until one of those feelings overpowers the other.*
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
NOW ON SALE: [[666]] TICKETS TO THE [[room in the back of reality]] DONT MENTION MY NAME TO ANYONE THAT YOU MIGHT END UP MEETING!!!!
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*picks up his head but then just rolls it again*
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
// bnuuy and haire
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
HERES [[+]] MUSIC FOR YOU FREAKS TO EXPERIENCE WITH YOUR [[aural holes]] open.spotify.com/playlist/1jz...
open.spotify.com
spumptin guh spumptin
Playlist · Patroclus · 15 items
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くるくりかえす @secondhandvanity.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I would do anything for you, Kris. Including... queerbaiting.
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
THAT'S [[$$$$]] COMING FROM YOU CONSIDERING HOW MUCH OF A FRUITCAKE YOU ARE, [[average useless lesbian]]
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
WHAT IS IT [[pipis appreciator]]??
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
DO YOU HAVE NORMAL DAYS, [[dear deer]]??????
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
//it'd be really if i made a normal spamton account lol
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
//at last, someone who can match spamtette's freak
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
HAHEHAHEHHEHEHHA THAT [[Hear that whine? It's your dog asking to be turned into a CRT!]] REALLY DOESNT KNOW [[Cunga]] FROM [[DERO]] ABOUT HOW DARK|\|ER IS FORMED [[Doe]]S HE!?!?!?!! OR IS HE JUST THAT [[¥~£€*~]] GOOD AT LYING TO HIMSELF
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
FINALLY A FELLOW [[gal with alotta moxie, y'hear?]] WITH GOOD TASTE
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
BY ANY CHANCE HAVE YOU EVER HEAD OF SELFCEST
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
ME [[3!/3]]
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
//i know im just bein silly lol :3
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
// do iiiii counttttt *blink blink* //i say as if im really that active
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
SPINCHBORB
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くるくりかえす @secondhandvanity.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
FLATSCREEN TVS ARE LIKE [Overbred Dogs] LIKE THEY CANT BREATHE AND $#!+ BECAUSE THEIR FACES ARE ALL PUSHED IN ITS A REAL [Sorry Sight] FOR SURE I USED TO [[Hook Up]] WITH A PLASMA DISPLAY SHE WAS ALWAYS COUGHING & $#!+ WE CALLED HER WHEEZY
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
//tbh ur tenna is still my fav tenna portrayal i've seen on here (sorry all the other tennalings)
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
[[gosh heckin' darn]], YOU CAN PROBABLY FIND EVERY EPISODE OF ALL YOUR FAVORITE [[tobacco mosaic virus (TMV for short)]] SHOWS ON THERE IF YOU'RE REALLY THAT SHALLOW AND CLOSE MINDED
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
[[kxb4]]
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くるくりかえす @secondhandvanity.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
me and the bad bitch i pulled by being a good dog
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
GIVE [[TouYube]] A TRY, THEY HAVE ALL THE [[delicios delicius]] CONTENT YOU CAN SHOVE DOWN YOUR GREEDY GULLET
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BREAK [[despite everything, it's still]]RSELF INSTEAD!!! [[wait, no, i'm sorry! i won't do it again i pro- *incomprehensible screaming*]]
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
*spamtette nearly short circuits at being called "honey"*
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
IM A CARICATURE OF MYSELF IVE BEEN FLANDERIZED
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
TOO BAD [[compensating for something?]] SHOT
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I WAS TRYING TO SAY THAT I AM EXCITED, WHY ELSE WOULD I SOUND EXCITED IT WAS THE BRACKET MAN'S FAULT [[oh, kay?]]
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
*getting dragged away* HEY HAVE [[21st letter of the alphabet]] EVER HEAR OF SELFCEST?!!??!?
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
AM DID YOU NOT GET THAT THAT WAS THE [[he he he ha]] OF THAT BRACKET TEXT THAT TIME
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
IM DOWN [[bee barf]] COLON THREE
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
IM JUST AN AVERAGE [[Sappho of]] EVEN THOUGH IM [[bye2]]
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
BECAUSE I [[*insert hate monologue here*]] WHY ELSE WOULD 1 SOUND EXCITED
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Spamtette (inactive until i finally play through chapter 5) @spamtette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I AM PERFECTLY SANE
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