spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Make sure to drown that taco in some WEAK sauce. 020 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Why is a clogged garbage disposal wearing a suit? 010 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025That's the most obnoxious looking, yet colorful, douche nozzle I ever did see. 010 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Of course the fooker is driving a Furd truck. 020 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 16/03/2025And so what if it is the leftists? What's he gonna do about it? Cry more? Steal more data? Rig more shit? Bring it, (F)Elon. 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Why you post the same picture twice? OH, wait. I see it now. Two trash cans, different models. 130 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 11/03/2025He must have been looking into his Krystal bag, errrrrrrrrrr, crystal ball.media.tenor.coma box of krystal take along a sackfulALT: a box of krystal take along a sackful 020 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025That dickhead orange twit is costing me thousands. Not much to his fat a$$. A shite ton to ME. 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025The bought and paid for by The Federalist Society Supreme Religious Court. Bow to them or else. 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025And funneling it through mostly his own courses. 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I'm old enough to remember when The Onion didn't have to work so hard to be more outrageous than real life. 010 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025The National Limp Dick Society demands a full apology. 😂 170 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 01/03/2025CONservative Senator Chicken Shite of Kansas (R) got his steps in today (and then some) as he flees his own town hall due to reality setting in that he's bought and paid for and a traitor to his nation. 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 01/03/2025JD Vance would make a good mat to wipe the shit off my shoes before entering the house. 2252 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 25/02/2025This is the way. You punch a goddamn bully in the nose. 010 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 25/02/2025KUSH P and The Bonger. Tweedledum and Tweedledumber. 010 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 25/02/2025media.tenor.comtwo men in suits and ties are driving a car and one of them says yuckALT: two men in suits and ties are driving a car and one of them says yuck 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Thanks, pro-birth, religious whack nut F'ers. And The Federalist Society. And Donald J. Drumpfffffff. And Mitch McConnell aka Turtle. 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Of course they have. CONservatives love lying and using religion to make more $$$$$ and gain more power. 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Gym got pwnd. But he's been getting pwnd since his Ohio State days. Right, Gym? 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a purple suit says " well isn 't that special "ALT: a man wearing glasses and a purple suit says " well isn 't that special " 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025media.tenor.coma woman with feathers on her hair is standing in front of a dark background .ALT: a woman with feathers on her hair is standing in front of a dark background . 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025MFers in KY voted for that POS at almost 65 percent. 020 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Oh look at Goon-turd still trying to milk the CONS for chump change. Poor Goon-turd. He's never met a lie he won't cozy up to and claim as his own. 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Make no mistake about it. McConnell deserves a LOT of credit for helping ruin this country. 021 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Poor Pussy Poop. Still raising his tail in the air hoping President Poopy Pants will stroke his fur. 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Grandpa got back. Oh, my bad. It's just a full diaper. 010 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Just wanted to say Gulf of MEXICO. That's M-E-X-I-C-O! M E X I C O 050 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 12/02/2025BREAKING: MAGA MUSK seen leaving the White House.media.tenor.coma drawing of a chicken with the word chicken written under it .ALT: a drawing of a chicken with the word chicken written under it . 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 12/02/2025media.tenor.coma person is holding a massage gun in their hand and using it on their arm .ALT: a person is holding a massage gun in their hand and using it on their arm . 000 0
spallen.bsky.social @spallen.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Tiny hand energy.media.tenor.coma bald man is holding a smaller bald man 's headALT: a bald man is holding a smaller bald man 's head 000 0
