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Jacob Bachmann

@spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social
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Autistic, digital artist, metalhead, gigantic nerd from the UK. Currently playing Final Fantasy 14, Umamusume and Marvel Rivals. Making a webcomic called "Within Strange Aeons", read it now on Webtoon!

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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Literally how it feels seeing the Game Grumps playing Mickey Mousecapade again (only way stupider)
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If his name turns out to be Paul I’m fucking done. #spiderman #spidermanbrandnewday
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The left side of my brain: Kita, short for Kitasan Black from Umamusume The right side of my brain: Kita, stage name of the former drummer for Lordi
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I just saw the Pickmon trailer. Everyone owes Palworld an apology.
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Guys my cousin's mum's sister's husband works at Nintendo and he told me this is real #Pokemon
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This is my Barbenheimer. #Scream #Umamusume
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince looks like he just woke up and saw his mum’s ghost warning him that he’ll be visited by three ghosts
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Eating a bag of Cheetos with a cocktail fork is something only a serial killer would do But hey, there's no Cheeto dust on my hands or keyboard now
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Who wants a terrible joke I came up with? How does James Bond like his cooked meats? Bacon, not cured!
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Just a regular picture of Tamamo Cross. #Umamusume
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This was my highlight from the first time I got MVP with Deadpool. Not very impressive but I love that it cuts as soon as I get the selfie #MarvelRivals
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
You will never be able to convince me that these aren't the worst skins in #MarvelRivals. If they were any good people wouldn't be using mods to remove the pixel effect. And the Jeff one doesn't even have the excuse of being based on Cosmic Invasion. It's just so damn lazy.
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
HUMAN ARTISTS: use only one piece to convince people to follow you #Umamusume
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Not a lot of people knew before that Gambit is an avid fan of Dungeons and Dragons. #MarvelRivals
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween!!! #Umamusume #Halloween #SuperCreek
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I was skeptical about Scream 7 for ages. After the studio lost Barrera and Ortega right after the whole passing-the-torch thing, I wasn’t sure if whatever they did next would hold up But after seeing the trailer, and finding out it’s got the screenwriter from Screams 1, 2 and 4, I am fucking PUMPED
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I just found out Jurassic World Evolution 3 comes out in a few days I could've SWORM Jurassic World Evolution 2 had only been out for a year or 2
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I have a very strong urge to reinstall Minecraft and try to rebuild the entire new #SonicRacingCrossworlds track
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
SQUARE ENIX, MAKE THIS CUTSCENE INTO AN EMOTE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS #FINALFANTASY14 #MONSTERHUNTERWILDS
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I love game modding communities so much #Umamusume #SonicRacingCrossworlds
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
As much as I want to be good as him, I'm fucking terrible as Spider-Man But you've shown me concept art for an upcoming skin clearly based on Man-Spider Take my money right goddamn now #MarvelRivals
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Doing a bit of Sonic Crossworlds streaming! #SonicRacingCrossworlds www.twitch.tv/spaghettisca...
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Really debating how much further I can take this Uma/Sonic high I'm on right now... #Umamusume #SonictheHedgehog
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Golshi Adventure DX #Umamusume #Art #Umamusumefanart #Sonic #SonictheHedgehog #Sonicfanart
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Maruzensky is the only Uma confirmed to be able to drive (as far as I know), she likes to drive *really* fast, and she’s a bipedal animal person just like every Sonic character. You can’t convince me this wouldn’t be great. #Umamusume #SonicRacingCrossworlds
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Fantastic job Netease, yet another Marvel heroine who I want to consensually grind me to dust beneath her heel. #MarvelRivals
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I hate AI TikTok ads so fucking much
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Thing that I think about in the #Umamusume universe if we assume normal horses don’t exist: - Did the Trojans build a giant wooden Umamusume? - Were the rumours about Catherine the Great that she died after having sex with an Umamusume? - Is there an Umamusume in Shrek instead of Donkey?
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I hate that this is what got me out of my artist block, but I had the idea and I needed to draw it. Narita Brian Griffin. #Umamusume
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Start growing more trees everyone, they’re evolving to be able to receive WiFi signals
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I love getting ads on TikTok for #Umamusume Dude, I already downloaded the game, I’ve been playing it for weeks, I’ve spent money on the game, there’s no need for you to do this
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I’m gonna take a loooooong break from using Gold Ship after this mission is finished #Umamusume
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I finally got my first A-rank, and then I had a shitpost idea. #Umamusume
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Avengers Infinity War. There's your answer. #FFXIV #FF14
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I appreciate the sentiment but my dude we are the 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 #FFXIV #FF14 #FinalFantasy14
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Watching 2 races at once, definitely paying 100% attention to both #umamusume #f1 #hungarianGP
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
“And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state, I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but it’s too late.” - Black Sabbath, Paranoid, 1970 R.I.P Ozzy Osbourne, the one and only Prince of Darkness. You gave birth to heavy metal, and you bit the head off a bat.
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Since the Arc System showcase is tonight and I'll be asleep when it's on, here's a dream roster I made for Marvel Tokon! I tried to keep it diverse while also including most of my favourites. If more than half of these end up in the final game I'll be very surprised! #MarvelTokon
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Oh sweet, the Terraria crossover gets added to Palworld today! Time to look at the patch notes- Oh. Oh no. #Palworld
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I love MCU film rumours "I heard from my friend who heard from his coworker that heard from their friend (but it was in a loud crowded space so they might've misheard) that an unannounced film with a set release date 3 1/2 years from now could star a character who may or may not even be alive"
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Second day of detective work, and I *just* realised Yakou's Japanese VA is Takehito Koyasu This is the second game I've started playing in the last week or so where he's shown up (The other one is Guilty Gear Strive, where he voices Zato)
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Yes sir, it's time to play Danganronpa 4
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I want to get better at fighting games for when Marvel Tokon comes out, but I'm so goddamn casual: - My most-played fighting franchise is Super Smash Bros - I use Modern Controls in Street Fighter 6 - I play Mortal Kombat for the plot (sincerely)
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Inhale fruit bread
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Something I just realised about Marvel Rivals Every robot/mech suit/vaguely metal character has some convenient excuse as to why Magneto can't just crush them all like cans But Magneto doesn't even need to, he can just rip the iron out of their bloodstream He's done this in the comics AND the movies
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Hey DC, where’s your new superhero fighting game? #MarvelTokon #InvincibleVS
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I'm not even that good at fighting games But I've lost count of how many times I've rewatched the Marvel Tokon trailer I'm just so goddamn PUMPED
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Guys help I've become dangerously addicted to Cassette Beasts
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Jacob Bachmann @spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The Immortal Hulk goes so goddamn hard on the body horror when it wants to and I love it
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