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@spaghettim.bsky.social
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I am a multibillionaire and I pay extra taxes because I think it’s only fair to help those less fortunate. I think Trump is a misunderstood, maligned nice guy. I have proof that Trump had the 2020 election stolen from him. I am also a pathological liar.😄

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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 13h
Every year, there’s a contest somewhere in Great Britain where herding dogs compete for the title of best herder. Yet one year they had a contest for the worst herder. The dog that won, was chased off the field by the sheep, and hid behind the shepherd. Everyone cheered for the dog anyway. I 💕 dogs!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 13h
WOW! Pretty impressive!👍🏿
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 14h
You have a wonderful cat, and seem like a wonderful cat mommy. But I would suggest that you stop giving him treats while you can still get into your house and can hear yourself think!🤣 I love a cat’s meow. But yours is a real chatterbox! You got to love it tho. Where does he get his “gifts” for you?
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 14h
I as an American would love to be able to just ignore the moronic, insufferable 🍊🌮🤡! But we can’t. He’s an insufferable, boorish man-child that has done his damnedest to destroy our country’s democracy, economy, and the goodwill of our allies. I fly a 🇨🇦 over my home in Washington State!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 14h
Not true if you’re an American. I find myself crying, screaming in rage, hanging my head in shame and embarrassment, and wondering how some of my fellow Americans could possibly be so STUPID as to vote for the 🍊🌮🤡 not just once, but twice and three times. Stand tall Canada 🇨🇦! Bless you all!👍🏿
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 15h
Ahhh… The smells and bells of my childhood!🤣
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 15h
👍🏿True! And it’s post like this, that makes BlueSky an inspirational place. Thanks for sharing!👍🏻
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t understand this message about an “issue” with my server. I’m not tech savvy, and at my age, I’m likely to never be. So if someone wants could give me some advice as to what to do about the issue, I’d appreciate it. Thanks
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
👍🏿I’m very happy to see China’s progress in its space program! It’s super impressive!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Donald Trump is one of them!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’re in agreement. But it’s going to take a major shift in how our lives and government function, to make the changes we desire. I am talking about BOTH political parties. I will continue fighting for what I believe in, but I doubt that I will see the things change much in my lifetime. I’m 70+ y.o.
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think I’m in love, or maybe I’m in lust! Like, WOW! That is a CHOCOLATE CAKE!!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stand up for yourself Canada! Don’t sell Potash to a Dumbass! As an American, I hope Canada doesn’t cave in to a bully. The only thing Trump fears more than losing money, is losing his political capital.
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👍🏿Good for you Canada! Stand strong, stand tall, and stand your ground! As an American, I’m deeply sorry, embarrassed, and ashamed of my country’s idiotic leadership, and its treatment of Canada and other allies. If I have to pay more because of stupidity in the Oval Office, then so be it. Hurray 🇨🇦!👍🏿
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump! You A**hole! This is due to your war that was started by your idiocy!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will stand for Jews and their right to worship as they choose. I will stand for Israel to exist. But I will NOT STAND for Israel 🇮🇱 to expand its territories over the bodies of innocent men, women and children in Palestine and other neighboring states. The Israelis are acting like brutal Nazis!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The prompt for this post says “What’s up?” I’ll tell you what’s up: My spirits!😀👍🏿 I had a long day and I was tired. Then I saw this post of Putin’s oil refineries burning.👍🏿Well, I gotta tell you. That cheered me right up!🤣 Thanks Zelenskyy! Keep up the good work taking the war to Moscow!👍🏿
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump is going to have to declare martial law, and suspend elections before the midterms. If he doesn’t, he and his party will be crushed.
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
👍🏿
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At first glance, I thought I was in the White House. I’ve been boycotting Hobby Lobby long before Trump showed his face in the White House. Hobby Lobby is a big donor and vocal supporter of Trump and the GOP.
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who is this guy?!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t blame McCoy for not liking adenoids. I had mine removed when I was a kid.
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And yet, there are still deniers, like my sister and her husband. Yellow dog Republicans, that only watch Faux “News”. They voted for Trump three times, and would vote for him again given half a chance.🤬 Willful ignorance and greed is going to destroy our planet for future generations! RESIST! 👍🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏻
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wonder…🤔 Since the it’s obvious that the elephant is a Bull Elephant, and he didn’t 💩 when he took his piss, than it’s obvious that he’s probably full of Bull 💩. I can’t think of a more appropriate place for him to be. There’s going to be a bumper crop of it when Republicans gather!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What kind of monsters think ICE kidnapping parents of children is making America Great? Ignorant, bigoted, narrow minded individuals, that feel that their failure as humans is caused by others, are the monsters that think America will be great if we condone ICE’s actions. RESIST!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I had no idea that giraffes migrate. I also always thought that you were an American. (Not that it matters.) But I see you used the term “football” when you had a “soccer ball” next to the word. 😀 So that makes me question my assumption about your being an American. Thanks for your post!👍🏿
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trump is a deranged idiotic manchild. I am beyond being spitting angry. Sometimes I just have to cry and laugh at the same time. I am more angry at the people that voted for him, not once, not twice, but three times! I yearn for the day when ICE, and the Supreme Court are put on trial and jailed!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👍🏿I really respect the thought process behind whomever “Tiger’s Claw” is. I’ve decided to follow him/her because “they” appear to see the nuances behind a lot of our society’s issues and/or factions. Our society is so polarized, that the “Liberals” and the “Conservatives” repel rather than cooperate!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thank you for sharing this post! 👍🏿 The cat gives and receives love. I would like to know where these cute kids live. What country allows a cat to share a classroom with these adorable little ones? I don’t think it would work in the school district where I had my children, or where my sons now teach.
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Darwin. 🤣 Survival of the fittest. The cat dies, but the species lives on without its genetic material. 🤣😺
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is painful to watch!🤬
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I sure hope he doesn’t get the spoons or food mixed up!😀
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Damn Trump and the A-hole males that are guilty of the abuse of these women and are covering up the crimes!✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Genetically superior to what? A 💩 turd?? I have my doubts.
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
👍🏿That sure brings back memories! I’m 72+ years old and I and my siblings used to do that at the beginning of every school year. I didn’t think it was done anymore. In fact, some schools no longer have books. All the teachers and students use computers with the instructional materials on the internet
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🤣👍🏿Amen little kitty!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Have you considered moving to Seattle? I was born and raised in Seattle, and lived there most of my life. I would hazard a guess, that from the pictures of palm trees, you might live in Hawaii, Southern California, or some other warm location. I would be willing to trade places with you.
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
👍🏿 As an American, I can’t help but feel that the name change makes more sense than the 🍊🌮🤡 in the White House name changes. My sympathies to your beautiful country. Your country does not deserve the treatment it has been subjected to from my government. Stand tall Canada! Love your people!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You and me both! In addition, I would like Trump jailed, and not released.
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🤣Thanks for sharing! 👍🏿Dogs are so different from cats! I’ve always had cats. But at 70+ years, I’m too old to get a dog. (Sadly, my loss.😢) But I would love to have a silly, loving, and lovable dog like this one! Maybe in my next lifetime, I will get a dog, or be reincarnated as a dog.👍🏿
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WTF?! Before someone judges the officer, they need to read the whole news article. The circumstances surrounding the incident show a high stress confrontation. While you sit there in a calm safe position, place yourself in the cops shoes. I honestly don’t see how I might have reacted differently.
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
NOW he decided to not support Trump and his GOP fascist!??! He claims it’s because of the Data Centers and that it’s “A People Issue”! So the masked ICE thugs and their kidnapping people, the “Big Beautiful Bill” and its depriving people of food, medical care, etc, isn’t a “people issue”? WTF!?🤬
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don’t understand this post. What did I say or do wrong specifically? I’ve never heard of the term “dog pulling”. Nor am I aware of “harassing” anyone. Please take the time to explain what I did wrong, so I don’t repeat my mistakes. I intended no harm or offense. Thank you.
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So cute!👍🏿😺I want a cat so badly! But my wife says “No, not until we’re done traveling”! She’s right. It’s not fair to a 🐈‍⬛ or 🐶, or any pet, other than a fish or reptile, to go off and leave them alone without company. So we will continue to travel the world, carefree, until we’re ready to settle. 🥲
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am a duly ordained minister of the Church of the FSM. Pastafarianism is a world encompassing belief in the value of all religions. We hesitate to label something as “porn” without first studying it closely. I offer my services with guidance from the FSM in analyzing any suspicious material.
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s been reported that Trump heard about the news report, he was angry that he missed the broadcast. He wanted to double the funding for FEMA to increase such occurrences. When someone informed him what satire meant, he blamed Obama and Biden for the whole thing. But still wanted to hear the alert!
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am flummoxed by the ignorance of people like my sister and her husband, and their total lack of morality or ethics. They are strident Trumpers! They consider themselves “Christians”, and call for civil war on the Left! I have a hell of a time staying civil to them! TOTAL RESISTANCE!✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
👍🏿😀YES! Shadows of what’s to come in the mid-terms!👍🏻
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Once again you ask an excellent question! (That’s why I follow you.) WTF is our National Guard doing? I’ve been told by a special forces officer, that the National Guard is nothing more than civilians with guns. But will these “civilians” fire on us if ordered? Remember Kent State! TOTAL RESISTANCE
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PastafarianMinister🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈 @spaghettim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You posed a damn good question! I ask myself this almost everyday! (Sometimes, several times a day!) I have a sister, and her husband that are hard core Trumpers. They’re some of the most ignorant self righteous, closed minded conservative “Christians” that I know.🤬 RESIST with a vengeance!✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻
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