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spageen.bsky.social

@spageen.bsky.social
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it’s me spageen

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aͣrͬiͥaͣrͬiͥaͣrͬiͥaͣrͬiͥaͣrͬiͥ (crumpled) @beansquire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@zand.dev licks u licks u licks u licks u licks u licks u licks u licks u licks u licks u licks u licks u lciks u clism u clismcu disc disjc drive Disc Drive Hey! Wju are tjere no BNOOMS? NO BOOAB!?? hWhere's thje BOOBERS"?
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The DEMOCRATS made me TRANS
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your honour it was my first murder please let me off the hook I won't do it again
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I accidentally mixed colours with my birthday suit in the wash and now I'm pink
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Furry comedy duos don't exist because nobody can find a straight man
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The two genders: Chanel number 5 and Mambo number 5
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes Michelle Obama I Know What A Boner Is Please Stop Asking Me
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Got rejected from Vienna art school, what should I do next?
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This fursuit was easy to make....its Trivial Fursuit
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hello emergency services? It's spageen again. Yes my hand is caught in the peanut butter jar again
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
new from the creators of scooby snacks: the scooby doobie
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tested positive for the cheese touch
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Femboys love me! I’ve done more for the furry femboys than any president, even Andrew Johnson!
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am once again pleading with the admins of the Donkey Kong wiki to unban me
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wireless and wired charged my iPhone at the same time and now my battery is at 140%
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How do people in the Simpsons world know if they have jaundice or not
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Down to my last crayon
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
House arrest? What did the house do?
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Victorian government says my fred Flintstone car isn't road worthy im so pissed off
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Top 5 made up words: 1. Bagagingo 2. Squandi 3. Bimblor 4. Babababingo 5. spageen
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Motfal @motfal.art · 30/01/2026
Is it skunk season yet? ;3
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Teletubbies taught me to never trust vacuum cleaners
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Snorting sherbet like nature intended
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Im the CEO if typos
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
accidentally put glasses on my glasses and now I can see into people's souls
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If the fursuit don't fit, you must acquit
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Either urine or ur out
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
evil markiplier.....evil jackscepticeye.....dark pewdiepie......
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would be a terrible road runner because I would be like oh noooo got caught again hehe :P
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fursona Lore #11: I thought I was full blooded skunk until I took a dna test and found out I'm 15% cat
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a psychotic episode? just change the channel
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Man the Geneva convention SUCKS! Nobody was suiting
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm gonna surf the net and yahoo
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Firefox? What did he do?
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*walks into op shop* can I have an opportunity please
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
inspector gadget's brother: detective gizmo
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Detained by ice? Just melt it
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Interactions that only happen in the furry community: "Do you know the furry that draws all their friends pregnant?" ".....which one?"
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
faxing my nudes just like how my grandpappy did it
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What are your pronouns and how do I pronouns it
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hope simba's doing well these days
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Men think abs is all they need but what women really want is a femboy elf
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
bringing together top scientists to brainstorm how we can bring back Nickelodeon slime
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
gonna gaslight new people i meet into thinking I'm Mexican
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
anything is food if your teeth are strong enough
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Derailing the next fur meet by bringing Obama to it
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
anywhere is your house if you're assertive enough
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
use a lil bit of MSG to bring out the umami flavour of your uranium
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
my fleshsona is a 47 year old Puerto Rican truck driver
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spageen.bsky.social @spageen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
By definition of those every flavour beans in Harry Potter, you're going to eventually run into horse cum flavour
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