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Jacob

@spacey-jakey88.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Hoosier who watches too many movies and too much TV. He/Him “In conclusion, may I remind you that it does NOT say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty.”

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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok, Seth Rogen, I don’t know whose call it was to put you in full leather…but they have my thanks.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know the character is despicable, but Darren Criss himself was fine AF in that season of American Crime Story
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@arizonastateuni.bsky.social your financial aid office is a JOKE. How you gonna tell someone 8 years into a grad program that it should only take 3 years when they have been given a 10 year timeline by YOUR guidelines?
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
All of them are always enjoyable, but this series of #Taskmaster was a goddam delight. I genuinely wanted all of them to win.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Rooster Fighter is ridiculous and I love it
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Is THIS how sports people feel when their bracket busts during March Madness? #DragRace
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Already finished Heated Rivalry. As the girl group t.A.T.u. once said, “this! is! NOT ENOUGH!!”
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Started watching Heated Rivalry. And you know what? I get it.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
“Based on the novel by Colleen Hoover” feels like the new “based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks”
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Me this thanksgiving
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Me with every Bassett hound centered account on Instagram.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Me after I’ve convinced my husband to take me to B&N for the Criterion sale.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Guillermo really made the decision to have Victor’s tits out far more than is necessary. A true 🏳️‍🌈 ally.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Not really into a longer hair look, but God bless Guillermo del Toro for filming my man so as to still make me feel some kind of way.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
A (not unwelcome) sign that I’m….maturing…is a newfound appreciation for Linda Ronstadt.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Me watching Nosferatu (2024) at 3 pm on a Tuesday and wondering why he was sleeping nude in that sarcophagus
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I have had the Carpenters “Superstar” stuck in my head for like 3 days. Why is it so damn good?
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Just randomly told a friend that Weapons was what Longlegs was trying to be. I don’t know if that’s a fully great comparison, but I think I’m at the point where I can say that Longlegs was fine. But it was a watered down Silence of the Lambs.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Am I really so basic that any man with a beard will do?
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I mean I get it….I have good taste in guys.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Really thinking of turning this into like a stan account for dudes I think are hot/sexy because why not?
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Alexa, play “Sexxx Dreams” by Lady Gaga
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I’m sure it’s because I’m 🏳️‍🌈, but an Agatha Harkness tease would’ve been way more gaggy than Dr. Doom. Still enjoyed Fantastic Four tho. Marvel CAN make fun movies when they actually put in some thought and effort.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I’m always chasing the high I feel during the semi-annual @criterion.bsky.social sale with @barnesandnoble.com
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Loved Sinners a lot. Kinda made me wish we’d get a Tales of the Slayer type anthology series from the Buffy universe
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Give this man an Emmy for this role please.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Y’all those Mayhem Ball tickets were indeed mayhem. Downside: not a damn scrap of a ticket was obtained. Upside: that freed up funds to see Garbage and (probably) Scissor Sisters/Kesha/Slayyyter
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Sometimes I wonder what Anna Nicole would think about the current state of the world
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I realize that Walton Goggins is probably going to get an Emmy nomination for White Lotus. Rightfully so. But overlooking him as Uncle Baby Billy would be a bigger crime.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
A Megan Mullally appearance on The Righteous Gemstones? This show slaps so hard.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Ok this one…yes. The vibe was correct
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Bummed Demi Moore didn’t win for a horror flick, but I think it did serve as a good reminder that she’s never won an Oscar and is still turning out quality work. She’ll get one in the near future.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I mean, history knows the Oscars love a young ingenue in Best Actress…
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
THREE time Academy Award winner Sean Baker knowing how to give a good speech, Adrien.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Sean Baker is extremely likable
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I swear to GAWD if they cut into Demi’s time because he’s blabbering on….
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Miss Brody….
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I would’ve loved to see Kelly Clarkson do all three of those Bond songs.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I’m seeing it now…Amy Poehler, June Squibb, and Maya Rudolph. There’s potential here for something.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Loved Anora and Conclave but side note—how do we get Amy Poehler and Oscar? Like she may not want one, but I want her to have one.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Todd Haynes’ Safe was made in 1995 and it doesn’t feel like a lot has changed in 30 years in terms of chemical exposures? Like this could make a person paranoid
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
….so you see, that’s why the Paddington trilogy is better than The Godfather trilogy.”
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Misty wearing Natalie’s jacket over the kitty sweatshirt is honestly an aesthetic I can get behind. #Yellowjackets
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Onya had the correct response to meeting Quinta Brunson.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Well I was sad about a lack of holiday horror back in November/December. But I just had to wait for a quality one for Valentine’s Day. Thoroughly enjoyed Heart Eyes and definitely recommend.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Into the Groove Burning Up (Live) Celebration Beautiful Stranger Open Your Heart
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Seeing rumblings again about a Buffy reboot BUT with SMG actually attached….
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Rewatching Long Shot and am reminded of my long standing crush on Seth Rogen.
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’m fully fine with a book-to-movie/TV show adaptation taking some liberties….not everything is filmable. But this Mayfair Witches series is….barely the same story
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Jacob @spacey-jakey88.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I can never quite pinpoint why, but Fargo, The Muppet Movie, The Silence of the Lambs, and Young Frankenstein are flawless movies.
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