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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Offensive Wisdom Your Lame Ass Parents Were too Pussy to share: Day 1 "You've already had your Hero/Villain origin story, you're just too much of a people pleasing prick to pick a side."

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Seems like every week I see someone go from I don't play Fortnite because (AI/TERF/ETC.) to I'm playing because they added (lame excuse). I guess they only support a cause as long as a famous VTuber hasnt sold out yet or the newest meme hasnt been made into a dance/emote/character.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

According to the ancient tomes, only after it's been divorced can it become Fed Ex.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Lazy bastard clones himself to take over galaxy...ends up using clones for mediocre streaming career instead.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Oh lord...buckle up...Ex Aid is by far one of the craziest seasons of KR out there. You'll probably love the suit designs more than most people did when it first came out for certain. Very, Medabots/TF/Mega Man coded.

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Capninsanity || burnout prevention mode @capninsanity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh shit a banshe Elizabeth, spacepirate, and a sparkly salad have been added to the ranks. 10more and I'll have a deck of 52

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Look,a Chihuahua will bite a motherfucker three times their size and not give a fuck. The vibe fits.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My local crows are so used to my cat's presence and him having no interest in them that they will actively preen and forage right by his lazy butt.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Because they're Spice GIRLS. Not Spice WOMEN... (IDK, Im just a dumbass)

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Oh damn Early Era Kojima games MENTIONED? Policenauts and Snatcher are absolutely GOATED.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Firefly can be best summed up as "Outlaw Star, minus the cat girls and space magic" PROVE ME WRONG.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Ah yes the ancient cure for ASSthma. Butthuffing.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Someone go check on Jim Cummings, Clancy Brown, Mel Brooks, and Bruce Campbell for us.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Bro fuck this timeline. First Dolly NOW TIM? I swear the grim reaper is a incel chud.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

JFC Twitch is really that stupid and thinks streamers are THAT desperate. Barely $8 USD to tank your career? Bruh go take a fucking walk. Fuck you and your AI "game" bullshit.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Yeah he's no stranger to normal clay as a medium, but first time using good ol cosplay foam clay.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The part that's still freaking me out is that this was his first time ever using foam clay and I know first hand how finicky that stuff can be.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I've spent nearly 4 months with this thing in my living room as it came into being, never been so glad to see something leave the house as I will be when it's new owner arrives to get it this week.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Gotta dad brag for a moment. Look at this hideous motherfucker my son literally built out of Spirit Halloween scraps and foam clay!

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Goes great with my Tequila Plant.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

This one terrorized bathrooms in the early 2000s

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Tun wants two on the left, one on the right and then he flops over. after that its a 50% chance your getting the murder mittens because its play time or he's just gonna lay there and make air biscuits.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Tun does it when you say his name or he really wants you to know he requires butt slaps.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I can literally sleep through a tattoo, but the first time I ever had to self inject anything (Blood thinners after a major bone surgery) dudes....let me tell you, my giant himbo ass was shaking like a Chihuahua on crack trying to poke myself with a comically tiny ass needle.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Hello work, can't say I missed you during that rare 3 day weekend...

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

New kid in town trips balls in desert, suddenly decides he's god.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Yes, it's all Gunpla...no I don't have an addiction. I can quit anytime I want.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Since my birthday is coming up this weekend and several of you have dogged me about my throne still being empty from last year. I put a few items on it and one really stupid thing that makes zero sense from any viewpoint. throne.com/spacepiratek

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

50s Goji will always be in my heart but Minus One for me currently is the best looking they've ever done. It's a perfect blend of the old look with the new.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Sorry for the sudden stream end earlier, had heat related emergency at my mom's house. Got her a window unit to at least keep her mostly cool and safe for now. I'll restart stream in half an hour or so.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

My magnum opus Dracula Flow shitpost. Oh the shit I can write in under an hour when friends are around....

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Don't make friends with a Green Octopus or a Loudmouthed Space Pirate. It's the career killer speed run.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Sorry guys for the lack of streams recently, between work being extremely busy and some family happenings I simply haven't had much free time or extra spoons to do a show. This upcoming week however I plan on doing a few things since I'll be off for several days.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Looks to me more like a new fancy bed for your jumbo pup.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

That console boot sound still fills me with warm nostalgia.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

One of our local players named their custom nuns the "Sisters of Explosive Penetration". They tend to live up to that name quite often too.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Regardless of if we can stream it or not, as a long time fan of Hellbound Heart and most of the Hellraiser movies this game will be finding its way into my library.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

So a true Hellraiser for folks who knew what to expect if they stayed faithful to the lore, and a nightmare for the uninitiated. I'm expecting this one to be a big NO from Twitch for streaming. Looks like I'll have to make an account on the other site for this one.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

P-Bandai Shadow Gundam/Gundam Spiegel (For us refined fuckers) ACQUIRED. Arrives in November, so I got time to perfect my Schnitzel No Jutsu before them.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Left the store around 10pm with no further incident. So ends a day in the life of K.

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

T Minus 20 til closing. FLCH #3 busted trying to steal.....last dab hot sauce and a pack of dude wipes. At least he was planning ahead I guess?

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