Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A hand patted the top of Rocky’s suit, hop jumping to say it was okay. “It’s all good. Turned out well. I hit new snacks. And you know, got to have a conversation with the woman who’s been dodging my calls.” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“It’s fine, Winnifred brought me real burgers.” “And treats for the kittens. She’s through with them now.” A glance towards the intact door separating them. “Some kids get hyper on sugary you get hyper on salami and cheese.” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He drew in a breath. “She knows a lot without context for most of it.” Trying to be diplomatic. “Next time just ask me instead of running in and stealing my me-burgers.” “And then passing out.” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“I mean now. You took what Winnifred said and decided to act on it, without double checking that what she said was accurate?” He had to keep his voice down so Winnifred didn’t hear him and get offended. “We need to have a conversation about this sort of thing.” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“So. You’ve taken my burgers from me.” “Without even asking the SCIENTIST what prions are.” Arms crossed, foot tapping, best teacher voice. 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He’s been watching the sleeping Eridian. While fixing his door. And trying to make things right by the woman he knocked up in a dream. (He also ate a butt-load of cheese) 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026‼️ “….” ‼️ “What the what?!” The kittens bolt under furniture and up their cat tree. Hissing and spitting at the fright! “MY DOOR!” 010
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You know what? It’s not a bad thing. Not a bad thing. “So did you bring any hamburgers?” “Chicken burger in a crispy coating?” “Five Guys?!” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Can’t die if I have cheese and salami. And maybe some crackers?” “And wine?” 010
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Yes to cheese and salami!” “Come on, please?” “I’ll be good.” 010
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Bring me back some cheese.” He’s not stalking. He’s not jealous. Nuh-uh. 010
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“You know if you feed him after midnight, he turns into a gremlin.” 010
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Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026His sweater was getting wet and starting to smell like wet dog. He didn’t care. He was home. Exactly where he wanted to be. Eyes closed when he’d finished his singing, head tilted up. “I’ve missed hearing the rain hit the windows.” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Loudly. Happily. Jumping around like he knew how to dance. “I'm singin' in the rain Just singin' in the rain, What a glorious feeling, And I'm happy again!” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Good. They’d probably need a babysitter. If Winnie ever answered the dream thing however that worked. “We can sing in the rain!” There’s a whole song and dance. Grace had to pretend he had an umbrella, but he remembered most of the words, and started singing. - 100
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Grace peered over at the name, wondering if Rocky had forgiven him yet for.. all that stuff. “She does seem to like rain.” His voice was soft, he wondered if he still had one of the rubbery suits to make into a raincoat. “I love it, Rock. I always loved Fall showers.” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The first drops made him flinch in surprise, eyes blinking open. Grace looked upwards, raindrops falling on his eyelashes. Slowly he held his hands out, spinning in a slow circle to see the sky from all angles. “It’s.. rain. You made rain? How did you make it rain?” “This is amazing!” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Okay! Eyes closed!” There was a joke about the last time someone told him to close his eyes, but he didn’t make it. Instead he reached out a hand to grip the top of Rocky’s hamster suit. “Lead the way!” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Close my eyes?!” “We’ll put the door back on first, so the babies don’t get out.” And then he’ll close his eyes. 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Chuckling, he gave the closest kitten a smooch and then grabbed his sweater to follow Rocky out. “It must be important!” Luckily he already had his shoes on. And was dressed. 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He’s in a rather compromising position at that moment. Perched on the edge of the sofa because there’s five kittens sleeping on it. A camera in his hands to snap as many photos as he can “Just because you made the door, doesn’t mean you can knock it down every day!” “Hello!” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Noooooo, no no no. You wanted to be human, you need to read up on that alone.” Gulps coffee before getting up tone very busy. Very, very busy. 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026His hand lifts to his chin, brushing across the stubble. “Shaving makes me break out. Zits. You know? You’re lucky that you missed puberty.” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Yeah, you need to do some stretches and have a shower, maybe shave your face if you’re keeping it. Or not.” Being human was a bit of a pain at times. 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Probably confused over there being two bipeds drinking coffee. “You need to get your back to crack.” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Did you dream?” Eridians didn’t dream, it was an honest question to ask whether Rocky had tapped into the part of the human brain where imagination came from. “Pictures while you slept.” Grace stayed standing to drink his own coffee while Armando wiggled. - 100
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Good morning.” He grinned like he hadn’t meant to wake him up (he totally did) and nodded towards the cup. “Coffee. It’s magic.” Now to watch Rocky discover that human bodies always felt a little stiff in the morning. Particularly when they’d slept on a chair. 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Placing the cup down on the table next to him. “Ahem…” Fake cough 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Grace is too polite to point that out. He has made an extra cup of coffee though. 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Well, she’s not, because there’s no bread.” “I miss bread.” 001
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Always being bullied. Always. Stinky sock puppets it is “Oh herrlo, my names Dennis.” Terrible voice acting “Ooh, hellooo, I’m Deborah and I’m a girl sock! Do you want a sandwich?” Worse voice acting “Don’t be silly Deborah, there’s no bread! Harr harr harr harr!”static.klipy.comFunny Sockpuppets ChattingALT: Funny Sockpuppets Chatting 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“So now I need to put on a puppet show?” For the distraction of nothing else 010
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“No, do puppet show.” “Because he was laughing at me.” 010
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Which is understandable right now!” It’s wedged in there. His toes are tickling his tonsils. He stumbled over his own thoughts and then tried to back peddle. “I don’t know what I’m saying right now. It’s like verbal diarrhoea. It just keeps coming.” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“In my time, peeling the beer bottle label off was a sign of sexual frustration.” Why did he say that? Why did he fu— say that?! Gracescrewed his eyes shut, wishing he could rewind time and failing miserably at removing his foot from his mouth. “Or.. or or or just general frustration…” - 100
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“If you’re comfortable like that, stay like that. Unless you’re using it as a way to avoid Adrien.” Yeah, he was going to voice that thought. There was no hiding that sort of thing from Grace. Unless Grace was being particularly stupid that day. “I don’t think that.” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Yeah, I’ll stay. All night and all day and until you don’t need me anymore.” Hopefully that would be never. “But we need some snacks. You can eat them when I’m in the bathroom, but you need to er if you’re going to stay like that.” Human. He meant human. But it was too weird to say out loud. 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There was something else, about fairness. Rocky had been there for his breakdowns, Grace felt it was right that he himself should be there for his. Tissues were found. He finally let Rocky go after a manly squeeze. “Drink your beer, it’ll help. One will help. More than that won’t.” 000
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Catharsis.” Grace murmured. “It’s cathartic to cry. Shifts the nervous system from a state of high stress, into something more relaxing.” He was muttering, spouting off something he’d read in New Scientist. Including the different crystals that tears form when shed in different emotional states.- 100
Ryland Grace @spacemuscles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nah, Grace is definitely stronger. And if this wasn’t a delicate moment, there would be arm wrestling and thumb wars. Hand on Rocky’s backs he’s patting him in the way he wanted to be patted when he was upset. “Let it out, it’s alright.” 000