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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope

@spacemicroscope.bsky.social
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Been making SWORDCAR for too damn long store.steampowered.com/app/2517770/…

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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How is it over there btw?
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“60-70% of a finished product” Why do these ai bros want to automate the most fun and interesting parts of any project
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The plagiarism device is very good at plagiarizing
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
even after 6 years of working on this, just beating up cars is still incredibly fun
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They're watching you
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
making a prison level, gotta decide who's in here
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sounds like me. I actually enjoy making this thing, shocking, right!? store.steampowered.com/app/2517770/...
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SWORDCAR on Steam
SWORDCAR is an automotive CAR-achter action game with a healthy serving of gore. Slash and slice at 100 MPH and bathe in the blood of the mysterious BUSY CORP.
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Stab it up baybeeeee
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Rock Paper Shotgun @rockpapershotgun.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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The demo for 500 FINGER FILLET taught me that none of you should let me anywhere near a kitchen knife, also can someone call a doctor
No, no, I'm fine, I've got them on ice, don't worry about it.
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Do you think this extends to orbs? Asking for a friend
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
what would you do if we kissed in the SWORDCAR Panopticon 🙉🙈🙊💞🫣😍
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Heather Flowers has claimed a Gaming Computer!
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
At gdc an ai bro from a unity ai tooler told me that ai is really at its best making tools… made me think that we’re gonna lose the people who concoct the wonderful workflows that you’d never even think of considering… It’s bleak
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You misunderstand, being profitable is for the USPS they want to be a highway -> unprofitable, tax payer guaranteed revenue
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
game console might be $1k+ but at least your boss can lay you off and claim it’s cause Claude is really good instead of him being a fucking idiot
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Damn I can taste the Mountain Dew
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Congrats to my NYC brother, sisters, friends. Mad love to our 6’2” short king!
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
“Chat gpt, how do I launder all of my illicit gains?”
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Tell that to California brother
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Thank you for the obvious fix
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
New level is so fast it has broken the tire marks!
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Also come on Angelo’s is like a few blocks north!
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Oh man, haven’t thought about pth for a minute
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Everything’s big in Texas Everyone’s top in Texas
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
lol they are going to raise regular American consciousness about the evil embargo with this one
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Awww. Thanks!
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Very pretty! Well done!
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Bro I’m just talking rich history bro
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ah, yes. My favorite racing game: Alien vs Ferrari 2
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
An image you can hear
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Bro this is like being in those magazines they only have in dentist offices. Congratulations my dude
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This is gonna be me soon
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Spooky Stabscotch
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The audience at exit 8 was gay af ❤️
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
What a terrible fucking idea
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Standing with marker on end of violent graph - “..but how did that make you feel about your mother?”
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
NOW THATS A WEAPON
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
People with MBAs shouldn’t be allowed to make video games, videos or art of any kind
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I’m gonna tell my kids this was Hakeem Jeffries
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Damn that’s rad
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The tennis ball is made of people, you monster!
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
:(( wishing the best for ur kitty!
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Yeah we took him last week got some eye drops
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Oh no! Our Kit Kat Johnny has a cloudy eye was it anything like that? We’re worried!
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Yo this is sick!
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I love offloading the most rewarding and creative parts of my development
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Research hours
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
What in the #ifdef #endif is going on here!?
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Don’t forget to add this one to the list!
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SWORDCAR | SpaceMicroscope @spacemicroscope.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Whelp work day is done, time to shut down bad Unity project and launch good unity project
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