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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Stacey's Mom walked so Hey Julie could run

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The correct answer here is the ending to Sons Of Anarchy

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Now tell him what I said 😜

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My first words were "never had a draw feel so much like a win before"

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If I spent my whole life cosplaying as an Irish folk singer then got absolutely bodied in the anti-colonial subterfuge stakes by a dude who unironically wears a Stetson, I would die of shame. Poor Ed. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

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Zach Bryan Wears 'Free Palestine' Shirt at Gillette After Owner Robert Kraft Banned Macklemore

On the first of his two-night run at Gillette Stadium on Friday, Zach Bryan hit the stage wearing a shirt that read "Free Palestine."

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Now that's not fair, I don't remember them ever having more than one sabbatical All Black and one double world cup winner at a time...

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The pathway from "daddy's favourites" to "daddy's favourites but with unlimited money too" might be too good for him to turn down

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can confidently say that I have learned one singular thing from @edjenx.bsky.social in my life, and it's that that is not an Irish flag

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"these taste of potato, 2/10" would be a trigger phrase to let people know I'd been kidnapped

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why has nobody made this t shirt?!

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Spoiler; that's not what I really look like 😉

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

To be fair I did chamber an "I'm sorry we came in and robbed you like the Brits robbed all your corn" joke but I decided against it because my Grandma Connolly (yes that Connolly) would be beside herself that I'd make such a joke. Because it's disproportionate 😉

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This, children, is what we call "a disproportionate reaction"

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Counterpoint...fuck Munster, they deserve it, and now Zebo is raging. Oh hey, that's actually 3 extremely compelling counterpoints

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Another relaxing afternoon watching the Glasgow Warriors

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I once had a uni friend text me excitedly to say she'd taken up rugby, a bit of back and forth and it transpired she was playing lock so I said, "oh cool so are you jumping in lineouts and stuff already?" Which is when I discovered my phone corrects "lineouts" to "lingerie"

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is this for the whole season?! We could come last (obviously we won't, Edinburgh will) and I'd still take that as a net positive

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Guys, is it a bad sign when the actual Lord Almighty is cancelling off your shows?

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

That went really well for rugby's last insufferable little show pony prick

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I feel like every day I'm seeing a news report that starts "lawyers for Andrew Tate have been forced to admit..." and honestly, you'd think it would be getting old by now but it actually just gets funnier

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Hey Siri, get this Apple weirdo away from me

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This very accurately describes why I'm fuming

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

We're honestly getting to the point where if they switched off the internet I wouldn't be mad

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I strongly agree with the king of all our hearts, it's a nonsense

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

...actually, reflecting on it they'd probably have been less surprised and upset if I HAD shot him

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I was travelling in the States with my brother and a bunch of Americans a few years back, got back to the van and discovered little bro had polished off my Cheetos so said to him, "did you eat all my crisps you fat cunt?" They looked at me as if I'd just got in and shot him.

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Beginning to understand why some of them looked (rightly) fucking terrified watching it

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

You need to change your passcode Simon, your kids have been at your phone again

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

That's such a nice way of saying "overgrown emo man child"

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Got a marketing email from Vans that said, "classic styles for the classroom" and immediately thought, "that's weird that they know so much about me, I was gonna buy some new ones today before school goes back" Turns out they were talking about for children...

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

They should...maybe I'll add North Sentinel Island to my classroom planning this year to make sure future generations get the right head start

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Aye the Glasgow one is even more beautiful than that, if you can imagine such a thing

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I mean, this is just a correct statement

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I'm always sure when I express admiration for (male) celebrities that someone will come along and point out some massive scandal that I missed, but Usain Bolt is the first person who comes to mind

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I've lost track of the amount of times I've seen them over the last 25 years (🤢) and they never, ever disappoint

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Losing Streak, Hello Rockview, Borders & Boundaries, Anthem is an absolutely all-time run of records

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

There is a correct answer to this by the way

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Is it good? I too aspire to be annoying so I've been thinking about getting one

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

There's a reply to this somewhere where some excellent internet sleuth has discovered the LinkedIn of a guy by that exact name who works in a car dealership in Durham

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Which is weird, because you'd think I'd be one of those people...maybe if they weren't 94 hours long

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Oh yeah...fuck knows then, this whole tournament remains stupid

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I see Glasgow are recruiting a social media manager...I'm either their dream candidate or their worst nightmare

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

They decide the finishing positions and therefore the teams who'll play each other on the finals weekend

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I felt a bit bad for snapping at him (I was travelling in team kit and still bleeding, even with my small stature I probably looked like someone not worth fucking with) but also, don't loudly tut at someone who's already having a shit time or you pretty much deserve it

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I dunno, I'm a huge fan of random knowledge and I did not know that

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