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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Globe with feet and a big grin pointing at a little Trump and laughing.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Photo of Zelenskyy with text Here's a peace plan... Get the fuck out of our country.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Out, damned spot: out, I say.
Heavily redacted pages from the Epstein files
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What's that I heard about the mnemonic plague?!
Emily Litella on the news
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'Tis the season.
Grinning creepy jack o' lantern
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My Savior the Car, new on CBS!
1965 Mustang fastback
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His "happenings"!? Is he moving back from the 80s into the psychedelic 60s? Or does he think he's Anthony Quinn?
Poster from 1960s crime comedy
"The Happening" starring Anthony Quinn as a mobster.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Orange tabby sitting in the street draped over a curb contemplating futility
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ommmmmmmm
Sleepy cat resting her head on the corner of a box
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JD is no match for Angie Nixon.
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my
home.

The most ordinary man imaginable came to my home state to tell me to 'get out of America while he and Absent Ashley enjoyed the comfort of buildings my ancestors helped build. Imagine standing on the shoulders of the people who built this country and then telling their descendants they don't belong here.

Wanting lower property insurance and healthcare for everyday families isn't un-American; it's what working people deserve. They can take their tech-bro cash and their weird, intrusive agenda somewhere else, because I'm not going any damn place.

I don't go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Wall Street Journal informs us that it's really the unemployment rate that matters, but they don't seem super jazzed about their own analysis.
Headline: September Hiring Trudged Along but Labor Market Still on Healthy Track

Anemic hiring falls far short of expectations with 29,000 jobs added last month; unemployment rate remains near historic lows
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He ain't even Jim Nabors.
Jim Nabors in Gomer Pyle USMC
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quiet and demure.
Gilda Radner as an appeased Emily Littella.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MAGA could stand for Make the Adipose Great Again...
One of the Adipose aliens
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some of the best numbers!! Personally, I like the odd ones.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
His inspo.
Color Magic Barbie, whose hair and swimsuit change hue.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hello 🌊 election.
Mortgage rate tops 7%Stocks fall as 10-year Treasury yield hits highest since 2007
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stupor Intelligence
Trump sleeping in cabinet meeting
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's a CONFLICT! It's an EXCURSION! It's a conflict AND an excursion!
Gilda Radner and Dan Aykroyd in the It's a floor wax AND dessert topping sketch.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think it's time for the angry god of the Old Testament, or get Athena to make a comeback.
Statue of goddess Athena in warrior mode
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ends with "Time to pay the piper."
Genocidal former Bosnian Serb military commander Ratko Mladic in the dock at the Hague
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyone from Boston knows low clearance bridges are more triumphal than arches.
Trucks "storrowed" on Boston roadways because the drivers ignored warning signs.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
photo of gas station price sign and text proclaiming I love these new vote blue signs the Democrats have they are literally everywhere
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Landscape goats are cool tho.
Adopt a goat that eats invasive plants!
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The new info just found.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Mr. President, we don't advise sending troops to attack Iran."
Grim reaper finger puppet
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's giving strip mall parking lot carnival.
Lady sticking her head in a muscle man cutout
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I would be afraid the book was going to fall on my head.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did anyone vote for "Make the White House website a big joke"? The Golden Age of grifting. On the home page, POTUS looks like he's starring in an infomercial for Trump Time Shares. Maybe in the bunker under the ballroom? Or he's building a Mar-a-Loco replica somewhere on the grounds.
White House website home page declaring "Welcome to the Golden Age!" over photo of Trump pointing to someone off camera like a game show host.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
HA HA HA HA HA he owes his current position to West Texas billionaires.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We're South Canada i.e. Scanada. Probably will have to leave out the Republican states, though.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Now the lawyer billboard in this train scene ads next-level realism!
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🤢 "Do you want to ride on my airplane? It has gold toilets!"
Girl playing with Fisher Price phone
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And she is no Georgette!!!
Georgia Engel as Ted Baxter's wife, Georgette.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Umber alert. (Although he was drifting more toward burnt sienna here maybe.)
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This makes me all verklempt. 💗
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rep. Debbie Dingell responds to Trump's threat to rename Lake Ontario by saying "Let's just call it Lake Natalie so we know you'll start protecting our Great Lakes."
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's "aesthetically terrifying."
Gold-geegaw-encrusted Oval Office unworthy of visiting President Zelenskyy.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is your 🧠. This is your 🧠 on MAGA.
Rotten egg
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Malevolent Rhoda in The Bad Seed.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
On the bright side, there's not a great likelihood that it's being built to code, bulletproof glass expenditures notwithstanding.
Ruins of building with pillars
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Christopher Biggins as Nero in the BBC adaptation of I, Claudius.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Also the US Code.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Didn't have the Pepsodent smile, but there's a certain resemblance.
Eva Braun
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Time for a new corporate logo.
Tinkerbell sprinkles fairy dust
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Even the Slitheen are like, 'Da fuq?!?"
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do it, Donald, and this will be the official government photo of you for all historical purposes, including the painting in the National Portrait Gallery.
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trump asking lawn mower boy DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIT INTO A CATERING TRUCK
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
But her emails....
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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fine for browsing, but if you need a particular obscure book.... Half Price actually IS the local used bookstore in my zip code. I love the back of the card that came with my order from H&G Antiquarian Books in Sheboygan, WI.
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