spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 29/09/2026got em (and by em let's just say, "the balls") 110
Reposted by @spacelizard1312.bsky.socialArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505 203694515
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i cant post right now, im makin PISS 020
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 21/08/2026do you have any games on your phone 🫵🏽🙂 000
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i bought my first house a couple weeks ago and on day one boombof decided the front door had one too many glass panels in it. hes so proud of his work. 000
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 11/08/2026they raised the price of the cheesy bean and rice burrito 🫵🏽😡 000
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 11/08/2026incredible. im curious are you paid by the fraternal order of police? 000
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 11/08/2026i did think germy sheppy too but he has no hip dip and also when i see him next to a german shep he is still a Goliath among davids. on the other hand, his entire body only exists to transport his nose to smells as far as i can tell. 110
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 11/08/2026it boggles my mind that this post would be interpreted as pro-flock or pro-police. i think the number of flock cameras and the number of police should be exactly the same number. 100
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 10/08/202690lbs? my sister must be right that my husky mix is mixed with malinois because he is twice as big as any husky I've ever seen. 110
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 10/08/2026no no no, i would never use any variation of the term "intelligence" to describe a cop, but they do receive commands from the network via their walkie talkies and the computers in their cars 🤔 100
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i understand the hate for the flock cameras, theyre shitty, but we also understand that cops are basically flock cameras with guns right 110
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 01/08/2026ok, now the important part here is that you ask me how im gonna get down to the shore 000
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 12/07/2026if i knew then what i knew now 000
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 12/07/2026guys did lindsay graham get the explosive diarrhea parasite and blow his body out? theres just something about the term brief and sudden illness that screams shart attack. 000
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 11/07/2026RIP jordan peterson you would have loved the explosive diarrhea virus 001
Reposted by @spacelizard1312.bsky.socialHYBRID THEORY 🐺🦜ΘΔ @ddrextreme.bsky.social · 09/07/2026mitch mcconnell more like. BITCH MCCONELL!!!! 082
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i was always wanted explosive diarrhea parasite to be a trending topic, but not lile this. not like this. 010
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 05/07/2026the worst 4th since the horse meat lasagna scandal, some say 000
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 31/05/2026sounds like the garden mastered you but idk wtf even 010
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 24/05/2026found out today the cat thats always watching me like a pervert in my front yard is actually two perverts in a trench coat 010
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 13/05/2026your cat presents their forehead? they must have put mine together backwards. 010
Reposted by @spacelizard1312.bsky.socialdillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 12/05/2026it rocks that the "opposition party" whip has ties to all these groups 37610
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 13/05/2026im seeing a lot of people say what hantavirus isnt who didnt even know what hantavirus was a month ago, i still dont want them touching me 000
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 30/04/2026the kids are learning a lot with those scientology building runs. bet theres a lot more buildings they could get real big into with enough of em. probably find that monster that lactates all the juices in the mountain dew factory. or idk 🤔 000
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 13/04/2026thats just the side effect Sour Demonz OG has, you just gotta try a different strain is all. maybe Purple Nightmare Gas Haze Cookies will do it. 000
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 08/03/2026alexa, tell siri to ask google to summarize this tweet for me. 010
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 08/03/2026all the best restaurants microwave their breads 000
spacelizard1312.bsky.social @spacelizard1312.bsky.social · 07/03/2026a shahed drone costs the back half of a subaru crosstrek. 000
