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Purple Stormtrooper

@spacejockee.bsky.social
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Thirst 🪤 and good vibes all around ☺️ uv.club/zekee (let’s chat!)

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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes? 🤓
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Since it’s Wednesday and no one’s grabbing my ass, guess I’ll have to do it myself 🤭 #happyhumpday #humpday
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People that take Halloween decorations to this level… I love it! You are treasures 🫶
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That back!!! 😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Its only Tuesday…
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Friday to those that celebrate ✨
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤭😂😂
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Ijbol Lmao
ALT: Ijbol Lmao
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh… 👁️👄👁️
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
”No one says no to me!” 🎃
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😘 uv.club/zekee
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hotttttttt😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good morning ☀️ uv.club/zekee
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bush
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All clean ☺️🧼
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Orcas???! 👀👀🫠
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy birthday! 🎈
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeaaaahh this is exactly why I have issues with overnight oats with chia seeds 🫠
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Deadpool says hi, say it back 😘 #humpday
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Boundaries people! Love to see them 👏👏
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sí 🙂‍↕️
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Good morning and happy Monday beautiful people in my phone! #mcm let’s have a good one ☀️
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s a nuanced answer, and it requires than a few hundred characters in a post unfortunately can convey. Treating ppl like persons rather than objects is a good start and ask follow up questions to things someone tells you. Even, asking better questions beyond ”how are you?”
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What’s up?
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah… in the age of disaster movies and AI.. this was some scary scenes
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Looks like you got the job done correctly 🍑
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
These dating apps… there are so many people that miss out on good a dicking because they only communicate with two words at a time… this may be the Virgo in me but - I’m good on minimal effort 😅✌🏾
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yes please 😊
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Summer isn’t over yet 😌
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
😮‍💨😮‍💨👑🔥
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ohh it’s thiccccc
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good morning beautiful people in my little phone 🫶
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The way this daddy gave me a master class in topping last night 🫨 his 5’8 stature didn’t matter at all.. he could’ve been 7’15 the way he tossed me around 😅😮‍💨 Show the short kings some respect! 🫡 #shortkings stand up
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hams 🍖
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh shittttt!!! 😤😤😤
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
👅👅👅
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sí 🙂‍↕️
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy #humpday
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wish them a happy new year in advance!
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fuzzy peaches to start the day 😏
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well done!!! You have done some serious work, way to stick with it! 👏👏💪
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yeahhhhhh…. Some people actually need this advice! 👀👀👀
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ohh 😲
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yum 😋
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Can I eat it? 🥹
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fuuuuuckkkk 😤😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wow, well done!! Great job 👏
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Defend your butt card
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Purple Stormtrooper @spacejockee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They got that “good girl/sleep over” vibe
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