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"oscar mayer wiener" is a slang term for kobolds when you hear people say how they'd love to be an Oscar Mayer Wiener, they're really saying they'd love to be a kobold

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

arrow points to a dwemer ruin but the dragon is too close for me to get there

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

looking for a good 80s mix but every single one i find has half the selection be DISCO. >:{

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

some people absolutely SHOULD NOT be in charge of designing a game

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

name 3 words in any media that are worse than "somehow palpatine returned" i'll wait

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

you have no choice the badgerbold doesn't give a yip

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

scaley kobolds fluffy kobolds feathery kobolds blubbery kobolds all kobolds are valid and snuggly

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

i have to be level 26 to play as Biddy Blas???

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

the first kobold has been lost again due to at least 473 kobolds looking exactly like him and answering to "green kobold" despite the fact they are orange

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

the first kobold has been found, but unfortunately, "kobold 2: om my there's another one" has been cancelled. the studio is now working on "kobold 1000: where did they come from???" set to release next summer

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

production of "Kobold 2: oh my there's another one" has been put on hold while they try to find the first kobold, who seems to have wandered off

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

*holds a dorito under their upper lip* im a yinglet!

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

you are still kobolded when you wake up

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

you wake up to find you've turned into a kobold what is the first thing you do?

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

his build is essentially to be an aerial cannon, flying directly above enemies and dropping high explosive attacks on them.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

DMs banning players from flight are essentially taking away the entire purpose of certain playstyles, classes, and even races. i've never been able to properly play my parrot-themed aarakocra pirate because i've never been allowed to fly with him, and his entire build REQUIRES it.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

if all the old people say gamers/dnd enjoyers/pokemon fans/etc. "belong in hell", then hell is the coolest place ever

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

and Blas is pronounced "Blaze" so it's even kobold ass spelling

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the fact i got both spotlight umas in my two 10-pulls shows how stupid BS my luck is. when it comes to loot boxes and gacha pulls my luck would have people jealous but with stuff i actually need to make my life better, its L after L for the past 15 years

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Biddy Blas from Star Wars Galactic Racer

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

someone should write a Star Trek episode where a bunch of Ferengi get transported back in time and subsequently take over the US government, changing the course of history and delaying the formation of the federation by centuries

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the highly rated "Kobold" will be getting a sequel. "Kobold 2: oh my there's another one" drops this winter

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

hope is for people who don't know better

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Biddy Blas is so kobold coded that he even SOUNDS like a kobold

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

someone needs to photoshop this to be "Caffe Jarona"

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

sending hundreds of kobold hugs to you :{

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

more people would celebrate my death than mourn it. there's just that many people who hate me.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i'll meet a girl i actually like and she'll think im cool and enjoys my company then the SECOND she finds out i have a crush on her, she goes "actually i've decided that i fucking hate you and wish you were dead"

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

why is it so fucking consistent that every time i finally have something going my way in life, the universe swoops in and takes it away? it's every single fucking time, too. i finally have something to get my life back on track, then something happens that leaves me worse than i was before.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

so is calling things "____foid" just...completely fine now? once upon a time you'd be socially crucified for this sort of thing.

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