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Abraham Newman

@spacecowpoke.bsky.social
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Proud Texan. 34 years young. Recently promoted as official space cowboy at @viaticusinc.bsky.social!

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Abraham Newman @spacecowpoke.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you're part of any kind of care facility, I'd urge you to get in contact with a Viaticus admin and see if ya'll can sign your people up. Even if you're not sure you fall under the requirements, do it anyway.
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Abraham Newman @spacecowpoke.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
might get a lil quiet on my end. just have to keep my eyes on the road.
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Abraham Newman @spacecowpoke.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Queerly beloved, we are gathered here togay, to wish you a #HappyPrideMonth!
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Abraham Newman @spacecowpoke.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Sorry for the absence! I wanted to wish ya'll a happy #Easter, but was feelin a lil chicken 🐣
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Abraham Newman @spacecowpoke.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Happy Sunday! Had the pleasure of goin down to the gun range and testin out prototypes with my buddy. How many can say they love their job as much as I do? 🤠🛰️ #viaticus #analoghorror #spacecowboy
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Abraham Newman @spacecowpoke.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Why don’t you ever see Santa in a hospital? Because he has private elf care! Happy Holidays ya’ll 🎅
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Abraham Newman @spacecowpoke.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
What does a cowboy say when he throws somebody out of the saloon? Yeet Haw!
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Abraham Newman @spacecowpoke.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Here’s a Thanksgiving one for ya’ll! What do you call a baker who only makes pies? The Pie-oneer.
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Abraham Newman @spacecowpoke.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Why do cowboys like dachshunds? Because they like to get a long little doggie.
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