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David Harper

@spacecoastweb.bsky.social
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Flawed follower of Christ. UCF alum. 3rd gen Floridian. (he/him)

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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 14h
Tom Selleck holding a baby and a gun outside of a home. From Runaway, 1884.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
See a dinosaur, post a dinosaur.
Grumpy from Land of the Lost, next to a pylon.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is the space jellyfish I saw. Photographer lives like 15 miles south of me.
Screenshot on twitter of the space jellyfish.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My space tweeps never left Twitter, more's the pity.
Twitter screenshot with photos of space jellyfish this morning.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
age yourself with a childhood crush
Kathy Coleman as Holly Marshall on Land of the Lost 1974.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Been talking shit about Rick Scott for a minute. [Yeah, nationally recognized media people were mutuals on my Twitter, back in the day.]
Me: I hate to judge by appearances, but Rick Scott gives me the creeps worse than an Asian horror film. Even my kids say he looks evil.

Joy Ann Reid: We actually put it to a family vote. Freddy Kruegar beat out Skeletor and the smoke monster.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was a preteen when I first learned that chirality-reversed life-forms must not be allowed to live.
The cover of the novel Spock Must Die by James Blish
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Considering that machine intelligence was murdering infants in their cradles before humanity began a holy war to eradicate any machine that simulated a human mind, and humankind survived to fight another day, I'd say it worked out well for them.
A skeet reading: "Butlerian Jihad is the only response to a belief that machines are conscious or sentient."

The ignorant reply reads: "how'd that work out for them"
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
George Orr and Heather Lelache. George is pointing.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TFW I charge a customer my minimum 1 hour @ $200/hr for a job that took less than 30 minutes.
A thankful text message about a repair I did. I reply Glad I could help.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dawg!
Great Dane on the carpet.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dawgs!
Great Danes in a garage, waiting to be let out.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's a movie that was acclaimed and forgotten. Trans, (1998).
DVD Cover for Trans, (1998).
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Poster for the film Die Monster Die!
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sluggo saying to Nancy, "They pay me in woims."
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every now and again, I remember that people will pay $200/hr for my skillsets. Because I can turn wrenches. But mostly because I can diagnose complex equipment and effect the needed repairs efficiently.
A Fluke multimeter. Its yellow protective case is grimy. I should clean it more often, but the filth is a signifier to my customers that I am worth what they pay me.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Barrel of Fun arcade.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post your fav Disney character currently
A schematic of Maximilian from The Black Hole.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A meatball sub in a takeout container with a Biden "I did that" sticker.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is asinine. Defacing gas pumps is vandalism. Some store attendant will spend time scraping these stickers off. Store managers will get dinged on inspections and lose bonuses. Defacing pumps is idiotic.
A gas pump defaced with layers of partially scraped off "I did that" Biden stickers
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A tweet from Brendan Farrington. Text reads: "Be nice. Be Kind."
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Bugaloos will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Sid and Marty Krofft's "The Bugaloos".
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bernard Bernoulli from Day of the Tentacle.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So my nephew is trying to get Terra Nova: Strike Force Centauri running on his emulator, after I told him about the game.
A screenshot of the heads up display for the game Terra Nova: Strike Force Centauri.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Were it to raise his stature a fraction of an inch, Little Marco wouldn't scrape dogshit from the soles of his boots.
A tweet reading:
Were it to raise his stature a fraction of an inch, Little Marco wouldn't scrape dogshit from the soles of his boots.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hell yeah, I read the classics.
Comic of a cat digging in a garbage can.

Text reads:
freedom and...

mehitabel has an adventure

back to the city archy
and dam glad of it
there s something about the suburbs
that gets on a town lady s nerves
fat slick tabbies
sitting around those country clubs
and lapping up the cream
of existence
give me the alley archy
me for the mews and the roofs
of the city
an occasional fish head
and liberty is all i ask
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here's a show from writer Cordwainer Bird.
Title card for The Starlost. DVD cover for The Starlost.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
Chaka from Land of the Lost 1974.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bark Lee would never.
Bark Lee, a dog, behind the steering wheel of a car, as if he were driving. (Scene from John Dies at the End, 2012, dir. Coscarelli.)
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Star Trek: The Animated Series (TAS) originally aired under the title Star Trek, Created by Gene Roddenberry, on September 8, 1973.
A poster for Star Trek, The Animated Series. Jim, Spock, Bones and Scotty are running toward the viewer and the Enterprise is seen flying in the sky above them.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
An example of the historic "horrific racist imagery" associated with the cheer:
Racist postcard from Florida's past. A young black child has climbed high on a palm tree. He is depicted in a stereotypical racist manner. A large gator stands upright at the base of the tree.

Caption reads:"Honey come down" We are all waiting for you in Florida
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
An old hardcover of Something Wicked This Way Comes, by Ray Bradbury.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Ray Bradbury Theater, S02E02, "Skeleton", (dir. Steve DiMarco, starring Eugene Levy).
The collapsed face of a man who's skeleton has deserted him.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A tweet that reads:

Sometimes when I say "wire", or "wiring", I use a southern drawl.

Makes it sound friendly.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Frontispiece for A World Out of Time, by Larry Niven.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A sign that reads: PLEASE Keep your AIM keener so we can keep the bathroom cleaner.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is what I look like with long hair.
A bearded long hair freak wearing glasses.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A poster for Takeshi Kitano's Sonatine, (1993).
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The long abandoned white noise app I've used for like 15 years just got a cosmetic update. Literally the only update for a decade and a half. I like the sound of rain. That was always enough for me.
Screenshot of a white noise app.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Warren Oates in The Outer Limits, The Mutant.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The "I Voted" sticker was not sweat resistant.
An I Voted sticker.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Molly Ringwald in Space Hunter.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally
arren Oates as Reese Fowler in The Outer Limits episode The Mutant.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
1974 Buick Estate Wagon.
1974 Buick Estate Wagon
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you see this, post a #StarTrek.
A Star Trek Novel
Spock Must Die!
by James Blish
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
SNO-CAPS semi sweet milk chocolate
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Share a horror movie title that begins with the letter “S” 🎥 S is for… 'The Screwfly Solution’ 🖤
A Billboard of a woman with graffiti of a burka and the text Genesis 3:16
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Share a horror movie title that begins with the letter “T” 🎥 T is for… 'A Tale of Two Sisters’ 🖤
Poster for A Tale of Two Sisters.
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not sure what it all means. But OK.
Six axis graph of my bsky posts. Reads:
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Augmented
The Signal Fire
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David Harper @spacecoastweb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Lt. Harper was special. Not a reflection. Maybe possessed, but special. Deserved more backstory.
Still from Star Trek TOS Wolf in the Fold. Hengist looking like a possessed madman.
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