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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I see it as a 1st/2nd place option. And when there is 3rd place and so on. Like a rarity thing, where all are good. But 1st place is to be used more, and the farther back you go, the less common its appearance would be. (I say this as someone who has used multiple pronouns as well as freinds who do)
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I hope someone else is as crazy about this as I am. Cause I love thinking about their sexy times together in this story <3
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Where when soap gets a feeling someone may come, or the eggs are too close to turning into an actual child, he pulls them out of his overstimulated Ghost to place elsewhere. And maybe they can raise little ghoaplings of their own. But the kids will leave nest one day (only human after all) -
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
While Soap continues his duty as the rock of fertility. It is Ghost who now serves as the new protector of the space to keep out those unworthy or harmful. And at the end of each day, it is Ghost who gets to stay with his beloved Johnny, (and hold his eggs for others.-
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Soap getting to keep Ghost to himself. And finally finishing the ritual. Which includes Soap releasing his eggs into Ghost, which is why there was always show the next day. (I got the oviposition part from the line about the goddess transforming the bird into a hare that lays eggs.) -
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And that is how it would work. If Soap didn't end up infatuated with the Bonnie lad underneath him. Secretly not completing the ritual so Ghost would hopefully be forced, or enraged enough, to come visit him again. It works. A furious Ghost returns and eventually their song and dance ends with -
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
His infertility. Soap reveals himself. Obviously there is some confrontation. Ghost thinks it is wrong for a man to take advantage of desperate women. But Soap quickly proves how worthy he is. Convincing Ghost that the ritual (lasting all night) will garentee show with a child the very next morning-
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When Ghost gets to the rock. Soap is interested in how such an attractive man made it to his sacred space. (Soap does actually have fertility magic, and is like a servent of Ostara.) But after finding out through Ghost's prayers that he had heard from his mother that this rock could 'fix' -
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have this brainworm in my head that I still can't get out. But imagine, #ghoap with #acvalhalla rock of fertility quest. Except there is no Eivor. Just a Ghost, taking one desperate chance for normalcy. Fighting, and slaying, the wolves that protect the rock from men. Gotta love gender validation-
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A long form fic of this would absolutely destroy my me (this small part already does), but I would go back for every chapter because mental pain of this quality? Is just too good
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This was such a sweet read! I love that Johnny gave Ghost the choice of leaving, because he didn't want to keep him miserable. Maybe when ghost warms up to him, some knee biscuits could be made in an attempt to copy Soaps own kneading <3
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
GODS I LOVE YOUR MER GHOAP 🤤 always a pleasure to be reminded of it >w<
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
That is indeed some NICE rendering
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Oh? Sounds like a challenge for soap. Poor guy just needs an answer for the all the time he's spent wasting in that room. (Also so curious why soap couldn't attempt an escape just for the rage bait, anything is something)
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I wish I could apologize to the ao3 authors i'm subscribed too 😥 ive been too tired/busy to comment, and seeing the new chapters/fics role in is like a tease 😭😭 (I haven't even had time to READ them as of late 💀)
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I know i already commented, but damn you rendered his flesh and body hair so delicious I cant stop thinking about it. So biteable. Nom nom
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Some absolutely GORGEOUS ass. Soap is definitely foaming at the mouth to get his hands on that beutiful giant
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Serial killer in the woods ghost and 'final girl' soap has a special place in my heart, but especially your take on it
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Rejected_Reapermain✨Comms open✨ @rejectedreapermain.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Long chats #Ghoap #Callofduty #MWII
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soup 🍂 @soup-heic.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
thank you xellizar!! :D 💛 ohmycheese am i so happy to draw these two again HEHE
drawing of john "soap" mactavish and simon "ghost" riley, as mermaids.

soap has an arm around ghost's front, hand on his neck, his face tiled partly out of view next to ghost's ear. soap's body is curled around ghost and the tip of his shark tail can be seen curling in front.

ghost had a firm grip on soap's arm that is resting on his neck. hs is blushing and looking to the side, away from soap.

there are simplistic leaves and bubbles around/behind the two.
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
🌊🐉
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Rowan @highermagic.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
✒️🐉❤️‍🔥 FIC GIVEAWAY ❤️‍🔥🐉✒️ ✒️ 5-10K FIC BASED ON YOUR PROMPT ✒️ ANYTHING GOES - CoD OR OUTLAST ✒️ LIKE + REPOST TO ENTER (QUOTE POSTS COUNT) ✒️ 8 WINNERS WILL BE DRAWN ON MARCH 15TH ✒️ YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FOLLOW ME TO WIN ✒️🐉❤️‍🔥 GOOD LUCK TO ALL ENTRIES ❤️‍🔥🐉✒️
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
YESSSS YUMMY YUMMY YESS
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I could eat this yummy idea and words forever!! <3333 😋
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Omg what?? I love this. 🍽 i'm suddenly starving for more nom noms
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Mark's name was really just a placeholder. Mark will definitely end up joing the party, maybe even like the Wizard Boy situation? He would be VERY useful for slaying goblins, and maybe finding them too if Kohnsu determines them to be the next targets. 11/11
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
GB is suspicious though, random dude someone by Goblins and for some reason hurt by a purifying spell is too close for being a goblin. The strange man needs to explain himself to be proven trustworthy. The next parts I feel would be more specific to who was fronting so idk, blank for now. 10/11
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
We now have the GB crew realize that this guy has no idea what this world is (to their knowledge) and attempt to calm him enough so they can find a place to hopefully keep him safe for recovery. 9/11
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Pain is a great motivater if your very essence now thinks it's going to die.Still exhausted but now atleast on his feet, Mark (well maybe Steven or Jake, I haven't decided who gets to front because they each would have different reactions) starts in a fighting stance. Cue EXTREME confusion/panic8/11
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
But! Because goblins are from the moon, and Mark is now technically connected enough to be considered impure (and literally from another world) and is actually harmed by the spell. So he's going to wake up screaming and thrash away. 7/11
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Cue nice fight stuff, and a mostly unwrapped Mark. The next move would likely to investigate, and y'know, ensure that every goblin is dead. But when thats done, Priestess tries to heal him, because this man was in a goblin ritual and unconscious, theres got to be internal wounds or something! 6/11
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The goblin minions obviously start getting taken out. I'd say maybe High Elf would try to grab Mark to throw him out of the way because she's fast, but I could also see Lizard Priest grabbing him.That way his body can be out of the way for a mass attack. 5/11
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I'm setting this before the anime has finished, so there will be a slight argument about how to attack now that there is possible a person still alive. The higher goblins are trying to tear off the wrapping before fighting. 4/11
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
So Mark is enlisted to deal with magical means and gets knocked out in a portal. Now this is about when GB and crew make it into the main area where said Mark has been transported into the world. (still unconscious because it was deeply taxing, but wrapped up like a mummy). 3/11
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
If we go with goblins being from the moon, then maybe a 2 spiritual goblins (paladin and cleric or double of both cause 2 is good number) try to summon some great moon being to their power. Khonsu is a moon god, he senses a disturbance in his night but cant find it. 2/11
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I don't know if anyone would want more of this ramble that I kimda want to turn into a fic, but #goblinslayer x #moonknight crossover. (I've only watched anime and abridged for GS. show and some comics for MK) 1/11
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
So wonderful!! I love how you've portrayed all the blood and details ^w^. Is there more story to this au? Cause this setup is Epic! >v<
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Oh he THICK 🤤
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
So cute!!
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
This was a perfect yap to listen to. I loved eating up this worldbuilding >w< (I especially love love love mermaid ghost)
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Cheese, please, anything to have it here. I need it more than eternal life. I need to have it everywhere. All the variety to scrumpt on. If the whole world eats cheese, so will I.
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S.C.G @spaceclownsguts.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I need there to be a fic where Frank Castle finds himself in the Cod universe. Desperately #CallofDuty #MCU #Crossover #AnyMCwillDoActually
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