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Space Captain Zemo

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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Posting to terrify Tommy Tuberville.
A penguin is in the pilot's seat while an old white man stands next to him shocked
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
(added alt text since when I do add alt text Bluesky gives me an error) ( Alt text "A frame from the Simpsons. A man in a toga chants "Toga! Toga! Toga 2000!" On a plane while Homer and Marge watch.)
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hip thrusts will only become more brutal as penance is served.
A barbell with weights on it
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
They done ground her ass up y'all
A can of Spam with Hello Kitty on it
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Bringing some frozen wings to work to cook up in the air fryer. Making a sauce to toss them in before I finish them up. We'll see how it goes!
A bottle of Japanese bbq sauce, onion powder, garlic powder and cayenne pepper
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Love me Combo Breaker weekend #CB2026
A screen showing Street Fighter 6
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Progress💪🏽 (Not really wanting to show my face rn for reasons)
A guy flexing his biceps
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Willem Defoe looking up at the sky with a terrified look on his face
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
ABSOLUTELY Watched the video again, hits even harder now. 🙃
A huge monolithic machine shoots out tentacles that guzzle water
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Middle Age indicator - Getting excited over a new oil pan plug for my car. It's got a valve!
A hand holding a oil pan plug with a valve
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Epstein note leaked
A post card scrawled with "Maybe it's the beer talking marge but you got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here five dollars get outta here..."
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A DOOM 2 screenshot with demons being shot by a smiling Japanese man
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A burger with numerous words of "whopper" inside. Underneath the word "whopper" repeat
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Saw that new beer ad
Cloud, Tifa and Red stand before a massive stake with a lemon on it.

Cloud says "Did Sephiroth do this?"
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Homer Simpson punching George Bush Sr. in the face
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Bart Simpson holding a camera and saying "Hey AI...Say WWE"
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
⭐ RESEARCH⭐
A hand dipping bread into pot roast
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Pot Roast day! Woke up a bit early so I was able to get this one in first thing in the morning. Gonna be a GOOD one too
Potatoes in a crockpot Potatoes, carrots and onions in a crockpot Meat searing in a panPot roast in a crock pot
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
name a game you’ve completed more than six times
Yoshi, Mario, Peach and some toads say thank you The Mario RPG party says goodbye to Geno.The Mario RPG party watch Exor disappear from Bowsers castle Luigi leads a parade
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Grill season has begun
A hand holding a beer in front of a grill
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Breakfast🍚
Rice and wontons on a plate
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Listened to these guys on the way to numerous Boy Scout camping trips.
A black and white photo of Willy Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Chris Christopherson and Johnny Cash.
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Good morning y'all
A dork account is blocking me and I am also blocking them
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Tournament night👾
A row of pinball machines
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Choco Taco (1983-2022)
A hand holding a choco taco, a ice cream confection in the shape of a taco. In the background you see a box of Choco Tacos
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This joke came immediately to mind
A hand holding a "Amy Fischer collectors card"
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I'll always wonder if this scene from Velocipastor was intentional or they simply forgot to put the vfx in.
An empty parking lot.

The text on screen reads "VFX: car on fire"
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Post something random or you will have an awful April
A latte with a heart made into the foam
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Commander Riker, now bearded and disheveled, stands on the bridge of the USS Enterprise. He looks desperate.
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This would make my intestines MELT
A bowl of "Deviled Egg Potato Salad"

You see a mound of goop with three eggs on top.

The words read "Celebrate with an Easter Deviled Egg Potato Salad"
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The girls have been playing a lot of Kirby Super Star lately. They affectionately call Waddle Doo "Tomato Guy" (usually pronouncing tomato in a British accent, thanks to Peppa Pig) "I wanna be tomah-toh guy!" My cracked soul heals.
A red guy with a giant eyeball. Waddle Doo from Kirby.
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Air fried some of those Costco wings and threw on that Bachan BBQ sauce at the end. Crispy, juicy and saucy!
Chicken wings
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Today would've been my grandpa's 100th birthday. Came to America speaking zero English, poorly educated and not much money to speak of. He could out work anyone on the job, something I still admire about him. Salud🍻 (He's the guy on the left)
Two men working on a garbage truck. One man is wearing a cowboy hat.
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A man in a suit and top hat sit on a horse. A speech bubble is seen
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Who is the most attractive villain in Movie or TV history? Poison Ivy had that vintage Hollywood leading lady energy with an evil streak. How could I say no?
Poison Ivy. A red haired woman with plants surrounding her.
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
For #Mar10 day I wanted to post my 4 favorite enemies from the series
Shy guy. A red guy with a white maskBlooper. A white squid Cheep cheep. A red fish Spike. A green guy hurling a black and spiky ball
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Super Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi..
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Chest Day
Two dumbbells on the ground surrounded by gym equipment
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Post an iconic horror movie image
A woman stands in a living room at night. A masked man looms in the shadows.
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Hell yeah Baseball
A television showing a baseball game
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
my 9 games (made with my9games.com) Little bit of everything. ⚔️RPGs because I love a good story 🥊Competitive games because I love a good challenge 🧑🏽‍🌾Farm sims will always have my heart 🕺🏽I LOVED DDR back in the day 🎙️ Overwatch because I wouldn't have my job now if I didn't cast it way back when
Box art for DOOM 2, Super Mario RPG, Dance Dance Revolution, Wolfenstein Enemy Territory, Harvest Moon, Lufia II, Final Fantasy IV, Street Fighter 2: Third Strike, and Overwatch.
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The secret to my powers
A hand holds a blender bottle with dark liquid inside.
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The words "and when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept for there were no more worlds left to conquer" in a silly font in front of stars
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A title screen says "Who wants to get hamburgers?" In a fun font. In the background, there's a small town.
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I will go to my grave defending this show and screaming "It should've gotten at least 5 more seasons"
A poster for Almost Human. A white man stands next to a Black man who has blue eyes.
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Four items from The Simpsons Chippos- Figured they'd taste like Ruffles A Flaming Homer- I'd want that HIT of fake grape flavor paired with the booze The Forbidden Donut- Look, it HAS to be good right? Lisa's Giant Tomato- You'd probably get some gains afterwards.
Chippos from The Simpsons. Two blue bags of chips with a hippo on them.Homer from The Simpsons holding a purple drink with flames coming out of him.Homer from The Simpsons in front of a glowing donut.A man slicing a giant tomato.
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
A crowd of people stand at night around a bright ferris wheel.
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