Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 11hI have to assume some people are imagining this like an outrageous scene in a movie, which could be funny, and not a person just being a mean asshole to random kids, which sucks 030
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 17hIt's cool that there are still some papers that aren't forced into being a mouthpiece for their awful billionaire owner 010
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comRequest Denied 30 RockAlt: Jack Donaghy says "Request denied" 050
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Wait a minute... "Frasier Crane"... if I move the letters around, it's... Arse Far Nicer 1170
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have to imagine there are kids seeing that commercial and realizing something about themselves 2510
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Honestly if that's the major concern, gay dudes seem like a much bigger "problem" than lesbians. The guy next to me at the urinals could look at my dick! He might like it! Ahh! At least the ladies have stalls to hide themselves away. 140
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Exactly. It seems like the same logic would say all gay people shouldn't be allowed in gendered bathrooms because they'll get too horny. 180
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sure the serial child molestation was a bummer but what really pissed me off was keeping his bank withdrawals under $10,000 010
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Don't forget that guy has a BA from Harvard, he's no angel 150
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Guess I'll just keep gazing wistfully at a faded photo of Dan Marino for about the 25th season in a row 010
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's surprisingly easy for cities to get into a dumb cycle of cutting routes/hours to save money and then it's less convenient and fewer people use it so they cut routes/hours to save money and etc etc etc 010
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I was going to say something about hoping to see the one where Xena and Gabrielle kiss, but then I googled it and turns out that happened a bunch of times 000
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I remember watching that episode for the first time and laughing hysterically at zombie Lenin growling "must crush capitalism" 000
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Smart to seize control of the local post-zombie-apocalypse dildo supply 050
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Still seems bad for Eminem's public standing that people didn't immediately think "gotta be fake, no way he'd write a verse this shitty" 030
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Well, he stole my money and made me eat shit, but maybe next time the shit won't taste so bad" 090
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Luckily, Naomi Watts has some experience with shows that take a nice long break between seasons 000
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You really don't want your wings to get too cold 130
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Now's probably as good a year as any for undecideds to break decisively for Dems, but still feels unlikely to be enough to get her over the top in such a consistently red state (although of course I'd love to be wrong about that). 010
Reposted by Giant Space AntsACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Air to Ground Message: YOURE MY HERO AND THAT SAYS ALOT BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT BATMAN ALOT Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a03819c28d9 F: #fb405327446 015742
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've already got rubber soles to deal with any beetles I come across, thank you very much 000
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I guess if you're a sacrificial candidate destined to lose, you might as well have some fun with it along the way 0110
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why does chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan. 080
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm still confounded that he, a television professional, seemed totally unfamiliar with the phrase "to play us out" 080
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah we really need at least 52 so that Fetterman doesn't have a veto over absolutely everything 0110
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I can't decide whether to be more worried about Maine or Texas at this point 000
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I know it's just rounding each group, but it's kind of funny that they add up to 101% 000
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Also, somehow I'd never seen the music video until looking it up on youtube just now. It's fun! 110
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Funnily enough, it was this:youtu.beTalking Heads - Wild Wild Life (Official Video)YouTube video by Talking Heads 110
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Six Supreme Court Justices were so eager for this to happen. It absolutely couldn't wait. 1430
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Aw man, I really didn't need a new kink right now 000
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I keep telling Hasbro that Hulk Hands are great but what I really want is Hulk Dong 120
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think "brain on drugs" is more famous overall, but there are more opportunities to use a sarcastic "learned it by watching you" in everyday life 020
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Mr. Fogerty, I have on good authority that you have been advising others on the relative location of the restroom 141
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What the hell? A guy can have positive, maybe even... attractive(???) qualities in addition to his physical appearance? Is that allowed? 110
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He's all dressed up for his first job interview, but he brought an iced coffee so there won't be a callback 170
Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Looking forward to her being inexplicably put in charge of something else soon 1310
