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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

#Ottawa Kitchen party #SeaShanties Enjoy! 🥰 Credit to bytownseashanty

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Hey, son, are you winning?" "I'm logged into JIRA on a Friday afternoon. I'm doing the complete opposite."

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey, Congress... it's far beyond time to make this illegal.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Being a CS student in the aughts: "Create a secure password; it'd take a massively-parallel computer the size a city running night and day to crack it!" Then the industry created the massively-parallel computers the size of a city and let them run night and day.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We love to talk about the world being nonbinary, a spectrum, never black and white, but there are exactly two genders of cars in the US right now: monstrosities with their own zip codes and adorable li'l hatchbacks. Everything else is a rounding error.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I got chewed out in college once, but y'know, you can eat sushi with a fork. In fact, it's incredibly convenient.

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Red Riccardo @redriccardo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Dudes been prez for last two years.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Despite the name "Chex Mix", the actual Chex do basically none of the heavy lifting.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Every headline in 2026: The White House awards a no-bid contract to Satan Corp to murder Mother Nature on Fox News and sell off American trees to private equity, and SCOTUS decides in a 6-3 ruling: "the constitution doesn't say trees are a human right 🤷"

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Always "Step we gaily on we go..." and never "Step we straightly on we go..."

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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 12/09/2026

Macaroni cheese on a pizza. Incredible Scottish contribution to culinary culture

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Zach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My favorite ad on instagram using 9/11 as the tie in promo.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

There's a special moment when someone comes at you with a question that immediately Ultraman-morphs in your head into a SQL query.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It did exactly what I wanted it to do, but I was expecting a bigger emotional impact.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I want: my old Droid3 form factor with a physical keyboard I get: foldables 🙄

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

For being "America First", Trump really wants to slop an Italian navigator's bastardized name on a lot of things.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

So you're saying *everyone's* Surfin' USA? I feel like Nebraskans aren't.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The "Filter" button must be the absolutely most-used button in Google Sheets, and pasting in data on a blank Sheet, it's now inaccessible by a giant Gemini panel. On the plus side, LibreOffice has become a lot more user-friendly in the last decade.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Every time I get an email from Jira, I think there's a pube on my screen. Great design.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Bob Lazar's exploits began the same year as "Creating Rem Lazar" came out in 1989. Do with that what you will.

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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Thank God I’m poor

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Everybody: I want a roller coaster that goes forwards, backwards, upside down like six times and fits in a parking lot... Vekoma: I've got some great news... (not pictured: 52 more)

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'm a few years late to the point, but Fifty Shades Freed doesn't know shit about informational security

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'm gonna be honest-- I don't remember hiring Command Room.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

To be clear-- billions of dollars spent on scientific curiosity and advancement is absolutely worth every penny.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The Germans probably already have a word for "you thought you completed this tack, but here it lies before you undone." In English, it's just swearing a lot.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Happy Galway Races Day to all who celebrate ☘️💚☘️💚

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

My beard got a thumbs up from a customer. I'll be riding this high for a while.

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LP (spooky) @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 15/08/2026

jimothy our short seattle king

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I've purchased a handful of movies on YouTube. Kinda makes sense-- $15 for something you'll watch more than once. It's comparable to a DVD. But, in practice, movies are hidden in the menu structure, hard to play, and not guaranteed to last. It's all a scam. Buy your favorites on physical media.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Me to any tool with an AI chatbot / assistant:

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It just took worldwide record temperatures, three heat domes, sky-blotting continent-spanning wildfires, and rampant water scarcity to shut *some* of the climate-change deniers the fuck up for a minute.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I like to support the local weekly food truck rally. It's held at a Christian church about 20 minutes away. Eating Cheese steaks with Jesus... Jeez-steaks, if you will.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

((sets up Google voice for work to take important client calls)) ((phone is ringing!!)) ((sales call))

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

My hobbies include: (a) turning on a video or podcast for entertainment and (b) fucking off to somewhere such that I cannot hear said video or podcast.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I occasionally ask customers "Do you want the graphic novel or the [mental static] y'know... _book_ book?" Turns out the word I was looking for was "prose".

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I saw "Escape from Galaxy 3" tonight, which answered the question: what if Star Wars came to Earth and was incredibly horny. Great soundtrack, though.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

In American news: I have a coworker who's negotiating a deal with a company's offices in Chile. In our lord's year of 2026, she (still?) pronounces it "Chilly".

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

OH SHIIIIT! Who else is seeing Sting of Death in theaters???

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Sweet dreams are made of these... ...nuts. Gottem!

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

My middle school French class taught me the next leader of North Korea will be Kim Jong Deux.

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Lazers McRaygun @space-laser-party.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It's only been a few days, yet I must again ask: why are folks making AI rollercoaster slop? ✨Nobody✨ wants this.

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