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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and with that, we have seen a film from every country in the sahel! lets add it to the map :)
world map, red = seen a film from, white = not, niger is now in red, completing the sahel,
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sénégal is here! i've seen karmen geï, la petite vendeuse de soleil, hyènes, touki bouki and la noire de...
blurry image of a red sénégal
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is my first film from chad 🇹🇩 🥳 lets add the country to my map
world map, red = seen a film from, white = not, chad is now in red, along with most oft he rest of the sahel
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
are you telling me those cartoons were onto something...
a cartoon at a grand canyon stand in, except the canyon is the $36,2 trillion hole, in the canyon lies the us congressional building, with a downward arrow saying 'more tax cuts', on an observation platform a family looks on, the caption stating 'wow! the us congress looks so tiny and insigifncant from up here!'
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
jerome powell is going to take trump out behind the bikeshed and shoot him with a cattle gun like in no country for old men
currently yields 5,015 it crossed the line around yesterday having marched up from 4,8
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i wish the crimson stain mystery lived up to the terrifying heights of the poster for episode 2
the crimson stain mystery: episode no 2. the tortured soul, a frightened looking man in an armchair grips his newspaper in fear, almost as if he can sense the suited and hatted man approaching from behind him with a blade raised in hand
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
imagine my shock
in a post on social media, dario amodei shared a link to an essay titled we must pace the frontier in which he laid out how anthropic would provide 'third-party evaluators with permanent employee-level access to our systems, so that they can verify adherence to our safety measures, report on incidents, and assess models' alignment during training. // the move comes after a former anthropic researcher warned on wednesday that ai could precipitate human extinction by 2030. researcher jacob coxon said in a series of posts that he had quit his job because anthropic and his previous employer, open ai were ignoring or mishandling their response to the threat ai posed. // neither company is acting responsibly. they are racing straight to self improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives' coxon wrote. 'the people building ai earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of...' (cont.)
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
eyes on the prize incidentally 🧐
10 year treasury yields at 4,974%  having gone up another ,2 in the last week
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
one of mitchell and webb (can't remember which) wearing farmer overalls near a barn and grinning at the camera as he cluthces a wad of cash from the m+w farming sketch
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
naomi wolf's famous 'no! no!!' tweet in relation to stanley the bear helping with covid vaccinations
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
for too long the government has been on the barricades fighting for brown and black working class children while leaving white working class children in the dust... fascinating!!
at the time of its conclusion in june, phillipson, the then education secretary said 'for the first tim in a long time white working-class children have a government that will fight for them'
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the little thread icon makes this kind of shit so much funnier lol
bsky's automatically generated 1/2 bubble on the post
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
guillaume le bâtard rates this article 0/5 pinnochios
this post was fact checked by real american patriots 'true' meme but with guillaume's face imposed over trumps, and norman subbed in for american
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
and they arrive, comfortable for now, excited to begin the agonies of breaking them in
a pair of navy-black solavairs sitting on a doormat
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
lovely crumb on it,
three slices of the loaf, you can see where airy pockets have formed in the dough
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
clementia and honoria are all grown up 🥹 brings a tear to my eye
two risen loaves of sourdough, clementia is on the left, honoria on the right
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ooh there's another one
1929 photo of ileana in naval uniform, she has a hat on, and close cropped hair, very lesbian
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
baking sourdough for the first time in a long time (and without most of my equipment which is packed for the coming move) say hello to clementia and honoria, they're offt o the fridge for the night
two balls of dough (clementia on the left, honoria on the right) both caked in flour and tea towels
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
katie hopkins serbian!?!?!?
the famous katie hopkins tweet from 2018 where she's put a target on her forehead and tweeted alongside the picture 'this is how it feels to be a white conservative woman' a reply then notes 'perfect analogy. because that's not a real target, and you've put it there yourself"
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
e5m5 phew! that was a toughie, but again, a tight and well designed level the sauce and john romero continue to be co-located
e5m5 uvmax hundo in 32:33:05 par time 13 hours
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
e5m4 romero you son of a bitch, why would you put four armour bonuses down narrow pain floor corridors,
e5m4 uvmax hundo in 43:22:37 par time 7 hours
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
e5m3 romero delivers another hit, this one is sort of like if you started at the centre of an onion and slowly unwrapped it from the inside, very interesting and different music on this one,
e5m3 uvmax hundo in 17:59:51 part time six hours
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is not a happy looking fellow probably upset he has too many last names
paul françois de quélan de stuer de caussade, the 2nd duke of la vauguyon, a pencil sketch of the man from side profile in military dress appears on the verge of tears
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
a collage of every edit i published for these articles over the last eighteen months while they were living in my draftspace
almost 9 rows of borderline illegible edit logs
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
these are articles that are much longer than most wikipedia articles, and while i have tried to break them apart to avoid repeating the time i made an article 50k+ words long (see below), i have only had limited success, we're still dealing with 44-45k articles in some cases
1559-1562 french political crisis article

'this article has multiple issues 
1) too long to read or navigate comfortably, when added readable prose was 50,700
2) excessive amount of intricate detail
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the culmination of eighteen months of writing, and 260,000+ words, has arrived all eight articles were uploaded to wikipedia mainspace over the course of a minute
log of the eight uploads, between 18:13 and 18:14
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
she's made grissini again! this time with black sesame, as i ran out of my regular sesame
a motley collection of grissini breadsticks on a cooling rack
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
not enthused about the prospect of living in the deepest depths of hell for a year, but 250 mill is 250 mill so...
logo for sigil, sprawled in a bloody red font over a baphomet goat whose head is protrudring through a satanic star
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
errrrr.... errmrmmmmm.... i think i'll pass
the logo for doom sigil, the bloody logo imposed over a baphomet head emerging from a satanic star
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
over the course of the last eight weeks, i have edited for structure and flow all eight wikipedia articles i'm currently working on (listed in an image for your convenience) the total wordcount of these articles is somewhere between 260 and 270 000 words
list of the articles: grand tour, long peace, bayonne interview, long peace provinces, long peace conspiracy and faction, foreign policy 1563-1567, second french war of religion, second french war of religion in the provinces
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
e5m2 romero has the fucking sauce, these maps are fire, felt so proud of myself for figuring out the cyber telefrag, and the final maze/fight was really tense and fun
e5m2 uvmax hundo in 16:56:80 par time 2 hours 30 minutes
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
yesterday we finished up doom 1, today we move onto episode 5, sigil! again we are playing for uvmax+items keyboard only, allowing mid-saves and carrying stats between maps e5m1: this map fucks, john romero has the fucking juice
e5m1 as per the above, cleared in 11:00:15 par time 1 hour 30 minutes
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
my rough rankings of doom maps e1-e4, though i've been going through quite slowly so don't have the sharpest memory of some of the earlier maps
ranking of doom maps, in s tier: sever the wicked, command control, phobos lab, central processing, nuclear plant, computer station; in a tier: hell beneath, and hell followed, unto the cruel, mt erebus, hanger, toxin refinery, command centre; in b tier: they will repent, against thee wickedly, fear, warrens, spawning vats, containment area, halls of the damned, in c tier: perfect hatred, military base, slough of despair, deimos lab, house of pain pandemonium, in d tier: unruly evil, phobos anomaly, deimons anomaly, tower of babel, refinery, hell's keep, unholy cathedral z tier: dis, fortress of despair, limbo
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
e4m8, we have finished doom!! every map completed uvmax hundo (including the two maps where bugged secrets meant i had to cheat to trigger the secret) keyboard only!! what a great fucking game man,
e4m8 uvmax hundo in 30:33:91 par time 6 hours
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
e4m7 fun level overall, nice circular design that puts me in mind of a quake level, the cyberdemon is laughably easy the eagle eyed among you may be querying the 100% secrets as this level has a bugged secret like e4m3 to which i say, idclip, i ain't leaving a secret behind
e4m7 uvmax keyboard only in 31:23:85 par time 2 hours 15 minutes
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
e4m6 tough cookie of a level, you can tell romero designed this, my god there's a lot of damaging floors, though thank fuck that unlike e4m2, there's more than one radiation suit mixed on the level, high degree of teleporting nonsense, but also its quite tightly designed
uvmax hundo keyboard only in 27:16:20 par time 6 hours 30 minutes
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
some high def. photos of the eclipse personally shot by me
a blurry glowing yellow smudge in a field of grey a more sharply burning red smudge in a field of black
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
working at the wife factory, and by god i need a union
rodney dangerfield doing a kind of pog face with his eyes staring out
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
credit to this person, when most people say 'nuclear take' they essay something very pedestrian and safe like 'the godfather is overrated' or 'i like to walk around town' this take though, somehting akin to an atom bomb
two skeets by mtsw (of a much longer thread) 'nuclear take that is obviously correct but that people will get mad at me for coming up' second skeet 'everyone - consumers, publishers, writers - would wind up better off if web browser ad-blockers didn't exist and the rationalization (sic) for using one are mostly clever justifications for what's just selfish behaviour with obvious negative social consequences"
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
my 3rd bash at grissini, building on hte lessons of my last attempt the taste last time, perfect, a delight, the texture, bit too soft so we put these breadsticks through hell for our third batch, and my mouth waters looking at them (but they will have to wait until tomorrow...)
12 breadsticks on a tray (1 of the 3 trays i did this time), they are coated in poppy and sesame seeds, are long and thin and brown, to the lower left they are a little burned, but hey, not my fault the oven doesn't heat evenly and its not that bad
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
e4m5, another nice comfy level, though offering a bit more of level design interest than the very simple e4m4, the nice easy train stops here as i understand, we're back into the tough e4 with e4m6
e4m5 uvmax hundo keyboard only in 25:56:77, par time 3 hours (can you believe!)
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
them being a nice rectangle on the tl pleases me greatly
my reply of partying faces, in a perfect 12x25 box
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this is the first dprk film i've seen, so let's add the country to our world map of cinema...
countries of the world, red = seen a film from, white = haven't, the dprk is now in red
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
holy shit lol
collage of every time mel has posted 'send bf', even at 30% zoom i had to make 5 seperate screenshots, easily 50+ times
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
e4m4 i'm so confused, that level was piss easy? like, half the levels in episode 1 are harder than this how is this level coming after the brutality of e4m1/m2, what is a difficulty curve there aren't even any barons/lost souls in the level
e4m4 uvmax hundo keyboard only in 12:44:17, par time 2 hours 30 minutes
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
as a woman of the sixteenth-century, i'd want to get siege of candia with it
not an image from the siege of candia, but rather the fortifications of antwerp in the sixteenth century, there is a star fort with bastions along the wall to provide interlocking fields of fire
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
e4m3 was shawn green's first level with id, and it goes off, great level unfortunately, shawn didn't quite know how to program secrets, the doom heads among you may say, blobs, how do you have 100% secrets, i am not above idclipping into the lights that were tagged as secrets
e4m3 uvmax keyboard only in 41:21:28 par time 2 hours 15 minutes
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the old billy ray cyrus 'much to think about' meme
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the 'i need a girl to kiss' meme but with girl subbed out for boy, and the reply changed from lesbian to 'trans'
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
god, e4m9 was like slipping into a warm bath after e4m1 and e4m2, a nice honest, not too hard, e1 style level very pleasant
e4m9 uvmax keyboard only in 21:25:05, par time 3 hours
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