Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Cursed with such a giant dick that I get brain-drained and easy to hypnotize every time I get a boner 010
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Daily reminder that bigger truly genuinely is ALWAYS better 020
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Brainwashed into doing the things i want to do and having energy during the day 010
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026those modular triangle bisexual LED panels every streamer has make me so unreasonably angry 000
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026ah, yes, taking a nap or sucking a dick. The two genders. 120
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Hastily sketched icon for a new tabletop character I'm playing. His name is Garumph and he probably looks mostly like an animal you vaguely recognize 030
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Such a big fluffy boy! What every good dumb jock should aspire to 140
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026It has come to my attention that Mirror B is a WHITE??? MAN??? I thought she was just light-skinned... everything I know is a lie 100
Reposted by SargeRubberBuns🔜MFF @rubberbuns.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Lorenzo never liked heroes or villains. They should be trained and controlled. And those who want to follow on a hero's footsteps... Why become a hero when you can become a MAN? --- Patreon reward November 25 Support at www.patreon.com/rubberbuns 1628166
Reposted by SargeChristopher Pariano @chrispariano.bsky.social · 10/04/2025#portfolioday I'm Christopher and I dream in Gameboy Color :] 15748150
Reposted by Sarge🐶 Big Dog Alex @alexchonk.xyz · 02/05/2026I mean why would you put it on knowing it's not yours? because its hot #furryart #growth #dirty #jockstrap #bara 139375
Reposted by Sarge¬Higgsfigs @higgsfigs.biiig.wang · 30/04/2026It's a full moon tonight, and it's the night of May, so we gotta commemorate it With a good breeding, so... line up!! 241026207
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Really struggling rn with feeling disappointed for missing out on being more impulsive when I was younger. It's probably for the best, but I feel like I'm not spontaneous anymore. 000
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Aspartame > sugar > most edible things > several literal poisons > mysterious sludge > sucralose 000
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Okay pearlabyss you released crimson desert and everyone is jizzing themselves over it. Can we PLEASE have an update on DokeV now? 010
Reposted by Sarge✦Finn?✦ (bday the 22nd!!!) @telstartelstar.bsky.social · 15/08/2023My half of a trade with an oomf 343789
Reposted by SargeTalis & Blake @talisprinny.bsky.social · 18/03/2026It was @lunovox.bsky.social birthday, & Master Blake made sure it was unforgettable. Not with cake but with that hypno bear fun. A gift you don’t unwrap, you fall into. Happy Birthday! Now, relax and drift. 🌀🐽 220451
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 24/02/2026pizza delivery by tall assertive women who will belittle you for money. Dommy-Mommy-nos 010
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Happy Valentines day to my Master, my Master, and my Master. I love you and never want to be away from you ever and also i think you're really hot and want to hold your hand in public like a slut 020
Reposted by SargeTalis & Blake @talisprinny.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Funny how peaceful love feels when you’re actually valued. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favourite slave. 2467
Reposted by Sargemuku @tygo.cc · 29/01/2026Panda Trucker Were-daddy For@behimmuking.bsky.social ❤️ Thank you so much! 151265255
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master 130
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 17/09/2025How is the fuckass juggling minigame the hardest boss? 010
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Really wish i could do even one thing that doesn't hurt someone else. Really wish my existence wasn't at the detriment of those around me. Having a good day, how are you? 000
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I got fired... ...less than 2 months into my new job 000
Reposted by SargeTalis & Blake @talisprinny.bsky.social · 30/08/2025A Wild Slaking Appeared!! Lazy burly Slaking just lounges—’til the Dumb Patrol calls. One trigger: “Dance Monkey.” His eyes glaze, muscles flex, and the beast grinds like a dumb himbo stripper, shaking his heavy body and grunting like the perfect toy. 🦍🌀💪 1426
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Watching a shitty anime and a demon burned down a town and killed 420 people... trying so hard to resist shouting lol blaze it 010
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Don't tell Master I'm still up. I was supposed to go to sleep half an hour ago 010
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Its so statistically unlikely that all of my friends would be so hot by random chance, and yet here we are. 000
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Things that sound absolutely unhinged out of context: "My sister's dog is so cute! It's a shame I have to keep killing it" 000
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Oh hell yeah! I have money this month!! Gonna go snag me a slot before they run out! 020
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I swear to God if I'm developing lactose intolerance I'm gonna sue someone 010
Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Oh dip! Everyone go commission this guy! His art is SOOO GOOD! (he's also a good friend and deserves good things) 020
Reposted by SargeTalis & Blake @talisprinny.bsky.social · 04/07/2025He may not be the sharpest Hypno Bear, but when he drops to his knees, blank, waiting for my command… gods, he’s perfect. My @southernsarge.bsky.social isn't just mine—he's trained, owned, and aching to please Master Blake. That’s the only kind of smart my Good Hypno Bear needs. 🐻🌀 #HypnoBear 114220