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Sarge

@southernsarge.bsky.social
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I'm a good boy. Master @bigredsausage.bsky.social said so. Fuckit, gonna actually use this and post random stuff and thirst over hunky boys www.furaffinity.net/user/lifeguard on FA

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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cursed with such a giant dick that I get brain-drained and easy to hypnotize every time I get a boner
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Daily reminder that bigger truly genuinely is ALWAYS better
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Brainwashed into doing the things i want to do and having energy during the day
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
those modular triangle bisexual LED panels every streamer has make me so unreasonably angry
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ah, yes, taking a nap or sucking a dick. The two genders.
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hastily sketched icon for a new tabletop character I'm playing. His name is Garumph and he probably looks mostly like an animal you vaguely recognize
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Such a big fluffy boy! What every good dumb jock should aspire to
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wish I had my Master's emotional support cock rn
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Support my friend! Go get art from them!
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It has come to my attention that Mirror B is a WHITE??? MAN??? I thought she was just light-skinned... everything I know is a lie
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RubberBuns🔜MFF @rubberbuns.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Lorenzo never liked heroes or villains. They should be trained and controlled. And those who want to follow on a hero's footsteps... Why become a hero when you can become a MAN? --- Patreon reward November 25 Support at www.patreon.com/rubberbuns
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Christopher Pariano @chrispariano.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
#portfolioday I'm Christopher and I dream in Gameboy Color :]
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
18 days
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ory @oryzaviridi.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
dude i love oldmen
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Oh hey look my exact fetish
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🐶 Big Dog Alex @alexchonk.xyz · 02/05/2026
I mean why would you put it on knowing it's not yours? because its hot #furryart #growth #dirty #jockstrap #bara
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¬Higgsfigs @higgsfigs.biiig.wang · 30/04/2026
It's a full moon tonight, and it's the night of May, so we gotta commemorate it With a good breeding, so... line up!!
Higgsart
An anthro wolverines standing to the side, looking at the camera, with a huge hard on, he's ready to play~
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Really struggling rn with feeling disappointed for missing out on being more impulsive when I was younger. It's probably for the best, but I feel like I'm not spontaneous anymore.
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Aspartame > sugar > most edible things > several literal poisons > mysterious sludge > sucralose
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Okay pearlabyss you released crimson desert and everyone is jizzing themselves over it. Can we PLEASE have an update on DokeV now?
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✦Finn?✦ (bday the 22nd!!!) @telstartelstar.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
My half of a trade with an oomf
Telstart
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Talis & Blake @talisprinny.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It was @lunovox.bsky.social birthday, & Master Blake made sure it was unforgettable. Not with cake but with that hypno bear fun. A gift you don’t unwrap, you fall into. Happy Birthday! Now, relax and drift. 🌀🐽
Big Burly rubber Boar being brainwashed by Master Blake.
It was @lunovox.bsky.social birthday, & Master Blake made sure it was unforgettable.
Not with cake but with that hypno bear fun.
A gift you don’t unwrap, you fall into.
Happy Birthday! Now, relax and drift. 🌀
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
pizza delivery by tall assertive women who will belittle you for money. Dommy-Mommy-nos
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Happy Valentines day to my Master, my Master, and my Master. I love you and never want to be away from you ever and also i think you're really hot and want to hold your hand in public like a slut
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Talis & Blake @talisprinny.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Funny how peaceful love feels when you’re actually valued. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favourite slave.
Valentines Day Bunks Hypnotizing my slave to be a Good Boy
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muku @tygo.cc · 29/01/2026
Panda Trucker Were-daddy For@behimmuking.bsky.social ❤️ Thank you so much!
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master I'm a good nutsucker toy for Master
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
OMG why is salt so tasty
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Hoes depressed I'm not I take my meds
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Holy shit! Look at this!
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I'm finally free!
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
How is the fuckass juggling minigame the hardest boss?
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I miss kolache factory
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Really wish i could do even one thing that doesn't hurt someone else. Really wish my existence wasn't at the detriment of those around me. Having a good day, how are you?
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I got fired... ...less than 2 months into my new job
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Talis & Blake @talisprinny.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
A Wild Slaking Appeared!!  Lazy burly Slaking just lounges—’til the Dumb Patrol calls. One trigger: “Dance Monkey.” His eyes glaze, muscles flex, and the beast grinds like a dumb himbo stripper, shaking his heavy body and grunting like the perfect toy. 🦍🌀💪
A Wild Slaking Appeared!! 

Lazy burly Slaking just lounges—’til the Dumb Patrol calls. One trigger: “Dance Monkey.” His eyes glaze, muscles flex, and the beast grinds like a dumb himbo stripper, shaking his heavy body and grunting like the perfect toy. 🦍🌀💪
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Watching a shitty anime and a demon burned down a town and killed 420 people... trying so hard to resist shouting lol blaze it
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Don't tell Master I'm still up. I was supposed to go to sleep half an hour ago
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
"Little daddy house shoes" is my lifeblood
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Its so statistically unlikely that all of my friends would be so hot by random chance, and yet here we are.
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Things that sound absolutely unhinged out of context: "My sister's dog is so cute! It's a shame I have to keep killing it"
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Look at him! View my boy!!
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Oh hell yeah! I have money this month!! Gonna go snag me a slot before they run out!
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Cats only have 7 lives in germany?? Are you okay?
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I swear to God if I'm developing lactose intolerance I'm gonna sue someone
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Oh dip! Everyone go commission this guy! His art is SOOO GOOD! (he's also a good friend and deserves good things)
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Talis & Blake @talisprinny.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
He may not be the sharpest Hypno Bear, but when he drops to his knees, blank, waiting for my command… gods, he’s perfect. My @southernsarge.bsky.social isn't just mine—he's trained, owned, and aching to please Master Blake. That’s the only kind of smart my Good Hypno Bear needs. 🐻🌀 #HypnoBear
He may not be the sharpest Hypno Bear, but when he drops to his knees, blank, waiting for my command… gods, he’s perfect. My @southernsarge.bsky.social isn't just mine—he's trained, owned, and aching to please Master Blake. 
That’s the only kind of smart my Good Hypno Bear needs. 🐻🌀 #HypnoBear
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
oh sweet~ I wonder if I can join?
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Man, fuck Eurylochus
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Sarge @southernsarge.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
DEAR GOD
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