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Hazel

@soursweets85.bsky.social
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39 📍Detroit I’m STILL a recovering undercover overlover…

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Ole Soul @olesoul57.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
🎯😂
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I only get a retwist every 6/8 weeks and the struggle be real
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I wish my niece or lil cousins knew how to do locs cause I have the worse luck with these new stylist 😩
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Raleigh Selene @presidentkelly.blacksky.app · 20/07/2025
As she should be. Folks waste so much energy trying to make incompatible connections forever.
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Babygirl knows good music when she hear it😂😂
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Is this satire???
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/07/2025
Lord knows i wish that chocolate from Dubai never made it over here 😭
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Not surprised…I’m taking my black ass organs with me
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.blacksky.app · 20/07/2025
I be jammin
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Give me a lil space so I can really lose my mind Put some flakes up in that candy so that bitch can really shine!
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Why did Rusputia go to Kate’s wedding with those shorts and snow boots on🤣🤣🤣
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
My caucasian coworker in here “wondering what she did to me” and about to start her water works cause I won’t let her work me to death🙄…and still not!
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I wonder how many times I’ve watched LIFE, Coming to America and Harlem Nights…gotta be a million each lol
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The only immigrant trying to destroy the country.
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I’m about to start telling ppl “You are talking nonsense” instead of saying “you got me fucked up”🤣🤣
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but how was he eating those Doritos to get that much cheese dust on his pinky lol
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Few solid 🥷🏽 left, but it’s not enough!
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I’m the problem.
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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Daniel 🦋🧡 @dannyfromparamore.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Firm believer that gift exchanging with your partner is never difficult when you actually pay attention to the person you are with.
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Need!!!
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I wanna buy some more pillows but I can’t find any that I like
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I got an açaí bowl that’s been in the freezer since last Friday and I keep forgetting about it
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I set my alarm so I could be the first person at the nail shop but I’ve been up since 330 so I’ll probably be taking a nap by then
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 24/01/2025
Jamie Foxx dressed like a 1970s pimp lookin worried as hell
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
What if he’s really thick tho?
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
My niece has my heat on 79 and I feel like I woke up in the devils den🥵
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Comment King👑 @ricanboikev.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
@arbys.bsky.social yall barely keeping the lights on but y’all got money to donate to Trump!? Bet you won’t see another dollar from me!!!
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Adulting is a scam…it’s a Ponzi scheme😂😂
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Then I gotta pay for water and shit that should be free…it’s all a scam😂😂
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Not only do I have to go to work, when I go to work somebody(Uncle Sam) come snatch a check out my check before I even get to see it…and he ain’t punched NAN clock with me
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
My mama and daddy irresponsibly had sex over 30 years ago and now I gotta go out in the cold and go to work everyday…This is a scam!
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Without sharing your location, What is the temperature where you are? 👀 Let’s find our zone buddies👣❄️
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I’ve been trying to stay off social media because ppl have really been showing their whole ass and I AM TIED plus my therapy appointment isn’t until later on today so let me just go ahead to bed until then lol
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
There is absolutely NO reason for it to be THIS damn cold either! Yes, it’s winter but single digit and negative temps are absolutely insane
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Those after-work/unwind showers be 🔥
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I bought my niece some Natrium and Lush bath products for Christmas and I’ve been using tf outta all of them, I know she tired of me smelling like a “Snow Fairy”😂😂
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
What is this😂😂😂
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 17/01/2025
We knew Luigi was right but gotDAMN was he right
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
All 2025
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Yt ppl insults be funny af…my coworker just told this man “If a zombie was looking for brains he’d walk right past you”🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I’m so scared of this batch of 🥷🏽 cause why are y’all crazy like this
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The older I get the more I turn my nose up at everything lol
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Wear all my clothes and shoes instead of letting them sit in my closet another year lol
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Durrell @durrell.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
You cannot break generational curses if you are still seeking validation from the generation that is cursed.
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NO CALLER ID @justinmurphy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Hey, let's confuse the younger generation… Sears 😂 Keep it going.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 13/01/2025
Why would you send an explosive to the fire????
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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 13/01/2025
I can't scream this any louder. Early days of the panny proved we NEED the arts! We will not survive the next four years without creating time/spaces for JOY!!
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Hazel @soursweets85.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
😂😂
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