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Sour Socks

@soursocks.bsky.social
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Navy sailor, Honor Guardsman, Azur Lane enthusiast, Spice and Wolf appreciator.

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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Hunter Biden 2028 presidential race if he runs on a campaign of putting the cocaine back in Coke
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Look at Graf Spee. Thank #azurlane
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Gm kings
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This actually happened to me. It's been something like 18 years and I'm still angry about it.
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
My losing streak of attended baseball games continues but the hololive dodgers even was pretty fun
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Anime expo haul. Most of the saba stuff was sold out but got some good Azur Lane goodies and these ATLA joycons
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Republicans are TERRIFIED of Mamdani. Never thought I'd find myself so interested in a Mayoral election on the opposite end of the country, but here we are.
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Welcome JD, glad to have you here. Now go sit in your little corner.
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Azur Lane devs gave me a complaint box. I am sure my complaint is very fair and representative of the greater community 👀 (It isn't)
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Some senator wants to sell federal lands to pay for the tax cuts they gave themselves, and I have some ideas on how our pristine lands can be better utilized
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Well, after 2 or so years of waiting, I can finally limit break Taihou-chan with a duplicate copy #azurlane
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Minor zoological error spotted. I demand a refund
Excerpt from So I'm a Spider Volume 7. Reads "Some of them look a bit like birds, but most resemble reptiles. A bunch actually look like feathered dinosaurs, so somewhere between birds and reptiles, I guess."
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
They say a broken clock is right twice a day
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I made a simple chart that should help explain things
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Some genius wrapped a trash bag around a leaking urinal and it's been slowly filling with water. I don't know when, and I don't know how, but someone is eventually gonna have to deal with this. I'm just praying it won't be me.
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I have a solution to settle this debate once and for all Henceforth this area shall be known as the Gulf of Cuba
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I believe it
2 yard roll of orange satin fabric
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I'm gonna miss this little shark.
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I do miss the Oregon coast
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Phillips screws suck Make sure you're actually using the correct size driver, and apply a lot of pressure. If you can't get it even lubed up, try friction drops. It's legit. Just be conservative and make sure you clean it up well because you probably don't want it getting on the electronics.
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
My new barracks room has an AC connected to a motion sensor that only allows it to turn on when the room is occupied. Problem: it thinks the room is unoccupied when I'm sleeping, because it's a motion sensor, and sleeping people mostly stay put. Solution:
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
"I HATE AFFORDABLE CARS! I WANT EVERYONE TO PAY $60,000 ON A PICKUP THAT ONLY TRANSPORTS GROCERIES" -about 80% of congress, for some reason
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
This Easter, take a moment to remember the OG, The goddess of growth and fertility, Eostre
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Atelier never fails to deliver the cutest protagonists
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
My options for decoration are limited in the barracks, but I do what I can
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Mm, beans
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Wow Microsoft, thanks for the passive aggressive email. Attitudes like that'll get me to sign right back up.
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Admiral Frachetti stays winning
Admiral Franchetti aiming a shoulder fired rocket launcher at the 2024 Army-Navy game
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Thanks VMM-362 for the patch! I've always really liked ospreys. Take good care of my patch.
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Honestly just this image is already plenty out of context
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Never tried repairing a hole like this before. Not the prettiest, but it's functional
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I keep hearing it, and my brain keeps going "this is Bad Apple". I can't say for sure this is what they were trying to do, but I have been inable to convince myself it isn't Bad Apple. So there we go Bad Apple played in Azur Lane. Sort of.
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I do love google trends. Today's trend is Recrudescence. #inaguration
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Sorry bud, they're already extinct
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I was only pulling for Oklahoma, anyway
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Ah yes I think I see the issue. You were trying to take a picture of a couch, but it thought *this* was a person. Just a silly image recognition error. Nothing to worry about. 😉
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
A track from the hit racing game Mario Kart DS
Image of a mario kart race track that runs through a giant clock face with booster panels around the side
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Actively in the process of dying "It's not that bad; I don't need an ambulance" Was she raised in the American healthcare system or something???
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Finished Spice and Wolf vol 11. And this time I actually finished it in a somewhat reasonable time. I didn't even know I needed or wanted a backstory about Eve, but it was very good, and refreshing to read Isuna Hasekura's distinct dialogue style in the context of a different set of characters.
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I'd like to wish Henry Phillips, the Phillips drive, a very merry fuck you.
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Listening to Music of the Spheres on a plane and timing it to end right as I land is such a good mood
Music Of The Spheres album art depicting Jupiter and the Sun
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
USS Gettysburg is ready to shoot down any flying reindeer after their recent test fire against an F/A-18 super hornet
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It's been about a year since I stopped... Surprisingly I've only forgotten maybe 10% of what I learned
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Have a bache
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My command's admin office is not gonna be pleased with me when a bunch of bulky packages for me arrive piecemeal over the next 2 months
An amazon order for the makings of a desktop
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Oh hey there gorgeous. I think this is the biggest brown widow I have ever seen. Shame I can't get a shot of the belly Recently learned that these are actually invasive, but she's pretty chill, so she can stay and be a friend.
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Sour Socks @soursocks.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Things that absolutely shouldn't be any good, but against all logic are delicious
A can of unsweetened green tea
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