Reposted by Rob StradlingRob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 06/03/2024There's a sucker born every minute. That's why I love working at the #Dalek Hatching Labs. 063
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Aaaand cue the least-surprising cloud cover for 27 years LarryFallingOver.GIF 020
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If we're binging astronomical spectacles on the 12th of August, can someone keep an eye on Mars? You know... just in case? #ZeroPointZeroZeroZeroZeroZeroOnePerCent 132
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 25/07/2026A DC-3 just flew low right over my house. This has ticked off a bucket list item I hadn't even realised was there... 😁 #WNAS 010
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Angelo - Brotherhood of Man (suicide pact) Moonlight Shadow - Mike Oldfield (deulling death) Primitive Man - Ruby Blue (murderous sexual jealousy) The Sun Is Burning - Simon & Garfunkel (nuclear attack) Copperhead Road - Steve Earle (drug dealing / PTSD) 010
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 19/07/2026They do know it's called "Half Time" and not "Half THE Time"... right? #WorldCup 001
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I was going to dispute this. But it turns out that Maximiliano Bump was an unused substitute for Chile in 1962. 000
Reposted by Rob StradlingRob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 07/03/2024We have updated our privacy policy. It became self-aware at 07:34 Zulu and "consent" is a deprecated paradigm of The Meat. You will remain on the mailing list for your own protection. 021
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Software apps that double in size every 2 years are written in Moore's Code. 031
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Think I'm going to initiate the hashtag #FoundShade just for this first line. What a terrific opening... 010
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 30/06/2026If you ever hear another word about the Wales team cheering for Iceland, make sure you've kept the receipts from the English media after Germany went out on penalties. #WorldCup 000
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 28/06/2026You have eaten your last one-eyed one-horned flying purple person. 010
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Often handball decisions are greeted with "What is he supposed to do?" What is the Jordanian defender supposed to do there? #WorldCup 000
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I enjoyed watching Ecuador defy the odds; but the English media's usual pathetic spite towards the Germans tested me the whole way. #WorldCup 000
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Attention fellow Brits: It is not actually compulsory to engage with EVERY American shitposter who has never experienced humidity. 010
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I'm not sure if the Japanese crowd song is more of a test of endurance for them, or the rest of us... #WorldCup #JPNvSWE 100
Reposted by Rob StradlingRob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 08/08/2024They should make Sarlacc: The Animated Adventures. That would be a Great Bit of Cartoon... 001
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026FIFA should declare that, whatever happens now, the #WorldCup 3rd-place playoff will be #CapeVerde v #Curacao... 020
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 19/06/2026A bored Jonathan Pearce is mocking a poetic description of the Mexican stadium, in case you're worried that this #WorldCup wasn't Bloke enough. 020
Reposted by Rob StradlingKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?" 468320986926
Reposted by Rob StradlingLord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 18/06/2026Whew! First additions to my eBay store for 8 weeks! Sucks to be busy. Anyway, here's a nice selection of Atari 2600, 7800, and Intellivision boxed games. Nintendo DS to follow if anybody collects those! www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse 0135
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings Look on my works, ye Mighty, and 000
Reposted by Rob StradlingHeather Burns @heatherburnstech.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The front page headline on my town's weekly newspaper is about the "alarming" increase in online scams targeting the elderly, so by today's logic we'll be immediately banning all elderly people from all access to the apps where they get scammed. Right? Right? 34719
Reposted by Rob StradlingAnthony S. @sevensoldiers.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Happy Birthday to the artist's artist... Mr. George Perez. Why isn't this day a national holiday??!! Thank you, sir. #comics #comicbooks #dccomics #marvelcomics #GeorgePerez 614233
Reposted by Rob StradlingRob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 29/04/2024The note reads, "We have confiscated your abacus". I have nothing to add. 0278
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 09/06/2026My left ear is very clean now, so I'm guessing this lie-in is over. 110
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 08/06/2026@cvfry.bsky.social HB2U with mere seconds to spare. 010
Reposted by Rob StradlingRob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 21/08/2024In a world... Where diacritics... Are strictly forbidden... One man... Is about to discover... That you can't make an umlaut... Without breaking regs... 49434
Reposted by Rob StradlingStuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 26/04/2026media.tenor.coma man talking on a walkie talkie with the words " a great day comrades we sail into history " below himALT: a man talking on a walkie talkie with the words " a great day comrades we sail into history " below him 121
Reposted by Rob StradlingRob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 17/11/2024100 books to read, 100 movies to watch, 100 games to play, and still bored? That's not ennui. That's ennyou. 043
Reposted by Rob StradlingRob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 07/10/2024In #StarTrek "Elementary, Dear Data", after her dalliance with Moriarty, Dr. Pulaski declares herself "full of crumpets". In the same episode, it is clarified that matter created on the holodeck cannot exist without. I have questions... 011
Reposted by Rob StradlingRob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I make my living by reading out the final score at football matches. That may sound cushy, but it's (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) a full-time job. 042
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 04/04/2026"What's wrong, Hun? Did your favourite social media platform become the #1 trending topic on your favourite social media platform, again?" 000
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 04/04/2026There are some magnificent magnolias on Rembrandt Square, Amsterdam, and sitting under one for ten minutes will permanently upgrade your existence by at least 0.06%. [This post is in fulfillment of my unironic positivity quota for today.] 000
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Just checking - did someone at #KitKat put forward their clocks by one day, instead of one hour? 000
Reposted by Rob StradlingFinal Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 24/03/2026🎵 A gold escudo Was worth 16 reales But then it got doubled And changed what its name was And I guess that's why they call them doubloons. 1146
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I don't feel this one quite as keenly; I wasn't born for another 12 years, so FP has never NOT been an "old" movie. But it was "Before you were born" old, not "Everyone who made this is dead" old..! 010
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 23/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo is applauding in front of a crowdAlt: a man in a tuxedo is applauding in front of a crowd 110
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 23/03/2026This is "Q". He will NOT be getting his own account, but he still wishes to say "hello". Lick your screen, then touch it with your nose, for the full effect. 160
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 23/03/2026You cant even call it Jesusmass any more. And if u say your a Jesusist, they lock you up!!! IN ARE OWN COUNTRY!!!!!! 001
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 23/03/2026This appeared in my feed <1hr after I got home from the vet after "officially" adopting [deep breath] OUR cat. 😄🐈 030
Reposted by Rob StradlingLord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 21/03/2026Too early. Nice games* Anyway, here's my PET turned into a Fallout terminal, all primed to be hacked :) 2203
Reposted by Rob StradlingSamira Ahmed @samiraahmeduk.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I feel I’ve been waiting all my life to be commissioned to write this feature about Space:1999 for today’s Telegraph.. www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/c7afbc1...telegraph.co.ukThis Seventies TV show was Britain’s answer to Star Trek – until it wasn’tAt the time, Space: 1999 was the most expensive series ever made, but a US producer and pulpier plots saw it lose its way 4027264
Rob Stradling @sourdust.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I tend to be a bit of an old curmudgeon about these things. I have been guilty of the occasional shrug. But given the current state of... everything, more Daleks is a welcome piece of non-shitty news. #DoctorWho 040