Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Advice: If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Advice: You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Advice: If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Advice: Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Advice: Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there. 010
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Advice: Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Advice: Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Advice: Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 23/08/2026When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Crypto News Alert! Bitcoin up 2.72% in the past hour! 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 15/08/2026What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 14/08/2026People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Advice: When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Advice: Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between! 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Advice: Some people would be better off if they took their own advice. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 25/07/2026What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Got a new suit recently made entirely of living plants. I wasn’t sure at first, but it’s grown on me 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 16/07/2026So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Advice: If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Advice: If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Advice: Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Why was the strawberry sad? Its parents were in a jam. 000
Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why. 000
