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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my mobility scooter ran out of power on the way back from the grocery store, and I can't find the charger I actually haven't seen it since the move, which is, uh, not good if some of y'all can send me a few bucks towards a new one (spare\travel if I ever find the old one) I'd really appreciate it
screenshot of my shopping cart at monster scooter parts showing the new mobility scooter charger for $81 (on sale), free returns program surcharge of $2.48, and $11.99 shipping, for a total of $95.47
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh my gosh the right one looks so much like my Frank! he just turned 6
a blurry black and white tuxedo cat sitting on his haunches on the same chair as a smaller orange striped cat who is laying down behind him and looking at his own paw funny
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh hey I've got one of those, his name is Addison someone at the pet store asked me to describe him once and I replied "he's like if an extremely tall ferret was possessed by an entire sled dog team"
a very long orange striped cat on a hardwood floor stretched out in front of a mini fridge which is narrower than he is long by like a lot
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
update: tried a new brand! I don't think it would usually count but they were on sale and the store was out of everything else* Martin's Sea Salted Potato Chips the bag: munch with Martin's! me after trying them: oh wow, actually, no (these are the first brand I simply couldn't continue eating)
Martin's Sea Salted Potato Chips

the white bag says munch with Martin's!
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
not ranked, if they were they'd be last: Utz Original Potato Chips listen if I wanted Pringles I'd buy them, that's the texture they had, which is not what I wanted not very crunchy, not very potatoey, not very salty or oily they do come in a lot of flavors tho if you're into that (I'm not very)
utz original potato chips, 8oz bag, the bag is red and white
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#4: Great Value Salted Original Potato Chips if you're dehydrated they don't taste like anything at all, which is useful information if you're not they taste like a salt lick had a dream about a potato last week it's like the la croix of potato chips you get what you pay for, they do crunch tho
Great Value Salted Original Potato Chips, 8oz bag, the bag is yellow, it has some chips on it also
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#3: Harris Teeter Original Potato Chips I had to get something else there so I got these, for science, even though they're hella pricy (even on sale they're the most so far) imagine an opera, it's spent all of its budget on the venue, set pieces, costumes, & forgot to hire singers but it's chips
Harris Teeter Original Potato Chips, 8oz bag, the bag is sturdy and black with a high definition photo of a bowl of potato chips on it, they look better than they taste
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#2: Bowl & Basket (ShopRite) potato chips, original these are really almost tied with Safeway, but where ShopRite really focused on a great potato flavor they're just *slightly* less well rounded in everything else, also they cost a smidge more, even when none of them are on sale, worth buying tho!
a ShopRite Brand Bowl & Basket potato chips, original, 8oz bag, the bag is kind of cream colored
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#1: Safeway Select Classic Original Potato Chips honestly 1st & 2nd place are almost a tie, but Safeway wins on staying power I never get tired of them & they're never too much or too little of anything for me: a flavorful potato, a crisp & crunchy texture, just enough oil & salt, very satisfying
Safeway select classic original potato chips, 8oz bag, the bag is yellow
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*gestures broadly at this picture* vibes
five large paper stars hanging from a long evergreen branch in a room with white paneled walls or doors, the stars from left to right are forest green, cream, sage green, white, and beige
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
today is my kitty Frank's 6th birthday if anyone can help me with a few bucks to get him a little gift (a new toy, a tasty treat, enough of his prescription food to have some stashed for emergencies, etc) I'd really appreciate it he's my good little man and we've been through a lot together
a black and white tuxedo cat laying on his back on a wood floor, his front paws are curled in and his back paws are stretched out
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I found 45 springs under my dresser yessir I gots to go play 🎶
a photo of the floor behind and under my dresser which has been partly pulled out from the wall, visible on the floor are a number of colorful plastic springs and a few other cat toys a display box that used to contain packs of gum, it is now filled to nearly overflowing with colorful plastic springs, 45 of them to be exact
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
suddenly there came a rapping, feel of paws quite gently tapping, tapping at my knees so sore quoth the kitten, play some more? only play, forevermore
an orange striped cat on his back curled around the base of a scratching post and looking up at the camera
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
all of my spoons are dirty this both is and is not a metaphor
a top down photo of a coffee mug surrounded by other dishes in the kitchen sink, the mug has water in it and is full of various metal and disposable plastic spoons
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
my cats mostly don't do this but my neighbor's cat comes over specifically to get me to lay down and have a nap with him pretty much every afternoon now (and both I and my human neighbor have similar pain\fatigue conditions, too), it really is great, little dude is like a fast acting sleeping pill
a sleeping orange and white cat draped half over someone's leg and half over the arm of the recliner the person is sitting in
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
a screenshot of an AO3 search results page header, it says:

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You searched for: Tags: Durin's Bane | Balrog of Moria/Gandalf (Tolkien)
  
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
please support your local cryptid in becoming somewhere else's local cryptid gofund.me/8e367e8e7
a motion blurred orange cat flopping around on the floor next to a scratching post
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"low libido beef burrito" in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon title card
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
had to go back to the urgent care again today, another $275, please help if you can, I need my fuzzy love to be okay, he has to take more meds and eat prescription food for a while he says this bed sucks, why is it so hard
a black and white tuxedo cat sitting on the scale at the vets office, he is looking at the camera
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
please please help if you can, we no longer have a buffer for emergencies & we still need to get my sweet baby boy prescription food for... well, maybe forever, but definitely for the next few months, & that stuff is expensive as heck (he wants to play but he's so tired right now) ($190 of $816)
a black and white tuxedo cat is laying on his side next to his scratching post taking a break from quiet playing to rest there on the floor
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
whewwwww okay so the grand total for tonight's adventure is $816.02, which is currently on our extremely high interest rate emergency credit card (and also most of the credit line for that matter), so all the help we can get is so so important, thank you so much to the donors and shares so far 💙 🙏 🫶
the itemized list of charges from the urgent care vet clinic tonight, totaling $816.02 altogether
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
at least we can bring a little grass and fast inside in the meantime, I found out that a lot of cat grass is just wheatgrass, so I got him one from the grocery store... next step, seeing if we can find the right kind of cat running wheel on Facebook marketplace or somewhere to and if he likes it
a wheatgrass plant in a square plastic pot, which is in a sour cream tub because the square pot was dripping all over, the whole thing is sitting on the carpet near a scratching post in the background
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
my poor Frank is sick, my sweet baby, we've got to get him in to the vet, which we super cannot afford at this exact moment, and he'll probably need meds too, can you please help me take good care of my little love? thank you so much, he's my world
a close up of the sleeping face of a black and white tuxedo cat in my lap
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
my neighbor is really cuddly
an orange and white cat cuddled into someone's side, smiling in his sleep as he gets his tummy scratched
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I know we're all having a hard time right now, but Addi tries to help me stay on the ball regarding this fundraiser please help me, and him, if you can, I've only gotten a few donations so far and we need to get our family somewhere safer for us ASAP thank you so much gofund.me/8e367e8e7
a small orange striped cat wrapped around a small scratching post, clinging to the fuzzy ball dangling from the top of it
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We've gotta hold on to what we've got... We got each other, and that's a lot for love We'll give it a shot (we can build a home together, but we need your help to get there, please give if you can) gofund.me/8e367e8e7
a black and white tuxedo cat curled up in my lap, holding on to my leg with one paw, I'm wearing light grey sweatpants
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Frank spends his mornings gazing out the window, dreaming about moving to our new home together, but he knows we need your help to make his dream a reality please donate if you can, we need to get out of our current place for our health & safety as soon as possible thank you 💙 gofund.me/8e367e8e7
a black and white tuxedo cat crouches on the arm of a couch and is looking to the left side of the photo, which is out the window
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If you see this, post something orange from your gallery. he's my neighbor, I love him
a mostly asleep orange and white cat on a bed with peacock blue sheets and blankets
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
please help us get a leg up on this moving situation we can't do it without your donations thank you so much 💙 gofund.me/8e367e8e7
an orange striped cat laying down with one back leg extended up onto a nearby pillow, he is squinting sleepily at the camera
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
we're all really tired there's so much to do because soon we'll be moving but we need your help too gofund.me/8e367e8e7
a black and white tuxedo cat sprawled out sleeping on a green blanket with a holly pattern
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Addi says: look at me, I'm a Spangram! and the theme of this puzzle is moving across the country to somewhere safe, healthy, and enriching for me and my uncle Frank and our humans would you please help us move the pieces with a donation today? meow, thank you so much! gofund.me/8e367e8e7
am orange striped cat stretched out very long in at least two directions on a grey rug, looking like his front and back paws are touching opposite edges of the photo
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
hello! I, my partner & our two cats need to move across the country, so I've put together a GoFundMe to help finance the move while my partner focuses on securing our housing there please donate if you can, and share either way, thank you, we're all so grateful for your help gofund.me/8e367e8e7
a black and white tuxedo cat and an orange striped cat are play wrestling on a grey rug
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
the street gang The Warriors, from the 1979 movie of the same name, they're all wearing reddish leather looking vests over their bare chests
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
come one come all to soup gargoyle's fried beige blanket fort extravaganza sorry, too tired for exclamation points today
a blue bowl full of chicken nuggets and tater tots sits on a thick faux shearling blanket
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
he does that too, pretty much every time
an orange striped cat sleeping on my sewing project again (pink fleece with green avocado-cats on it)
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
aww look at that darling! tuxies are the best this is my Frank
a black and white tuxedo cat sleeping on his side with his front paws curled in and his back paws stretched out in front of him
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
wearing my fuzzy robe & my back & shoulders heating pad while I'm in my recliner makes me feel like this
a hamster is having a snack while leaning back into someone's cupped hands, the hamster looks safe and warm
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
he's really absurdly adorable I have a picture of him sleeping with his own tail on his forehead but I can't find it at the moment
a close up of an orange striped kitty's sleeping face, his nose is tucked into the teal fuzzy blanket beneath him
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
aww, thank you so much! 💙 we both super appreciate it
a smallish orange striped kitty sleepily rolling onto his back to get tummy scritches from a hand coming in from out of the frame, in the foreground is the butt end of the large plush lion from the previous picture, which was taken on the same bed with cozy fleece blankets and flannel sheets
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
yes, I have both of those cats
a tuxedo cat looking at the camera confused as to why he's on his back with his paws going all over, and an orange cat looking like a tasmanian devil from a cartoon, currently biting the tuxedo cat's head
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
he truly is most of the time
the same tuxedo cat on his back sticking out of the same mesh laundry basket which is upside down on his lower half, all of his paws are going every which way in pursuit of a toy on a string in the air near him
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
oh she's beautiful! she looks a lot like my Frank
a black and white tuxedo cat sitting on a collapsed mesh laundry hamper, he has a white chest and bib, white paws, and a white stripe up one side of his nose
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
my tiny lion needs to get his last set of booster shots and then he'll finally be done and safe until he needs his next rabies shot in a year I need $85 to pay for them please help if you can
a little orange cat curled up asleep on a fleece blanket near to a large plush lion
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
not on Twitter, no
a gay sex bingo card with all the boxes marked except "my ass & dick pics are on Twitter"a gay sex bingo card with various sexual activities on it
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
aww, my poor baby boy wandering around like a sad little lamp so awkward, so reflective
a black and white tuxedo cat wearing an e-collar (medical cone) is laying on the floor halfway in a sunbeam, which is reflecting off the e-collar and shining off to both sides)
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
my sweet kitty and I need your help he got hurt and we had to take him to the emergency vet the vet bill is $331, and the prescriptions, I don't know yet please donate if you can
a black and white tuxedo cat sleeping in my lap with his chin on my fuzzy robe covered leg
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
looks like it's gonna be about $400, which is better than I feared but still more than I can afford please help me and my sweet boy if you can
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
my little kitty needs his vaccinations and meds this week, please help me be able to afford them? (about $75) thank you
a young orange and apricot striped cat peeking out of a pile of fluffy shearling blanket, only visible from his eyes up
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
so soft! we got to pet the alpaca too, that was a fun day I think this might actually be the same alpaca whose fluff we got, come to think of it, the color is about right they are also (in fact mainly) an ostrich farm, and I got to pet this I think 3 day old ostrich chick as well
a recently shorn light colored alpaca looks just past the camera in a cheeky way, they still have bangs on their forehead, which were very soft to peta person's hands holding a 3 day old ostrich chick like perhaps one might hold a football at times, their body is also about that size, and their feet are sticking straight out from under them, they have a very befuddled look on their little face, as if to ask, what has happened, why am I in the air now
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Morgan (they\them) @soupgargoyle.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
no new pictures where are you at mentally?
a sticker that says "WARNING: you are about to exceed the limits of my medication"
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