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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My name is Kris "The Cage" Dreemurr

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Heh, yeah, you do turn everything you touch into gold, bro. [ Starts obnoxiously fluttering their eyelashes. ]

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Starts turning into gold Susie what's happening to me???

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That's not how that- Hold on, just give me a second. [ They sidestep around her until they reach the opposite side of her. There is now technically someone behind her, which surely has to count. ] It was me, Kris 2.

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

//I honestly forgot how i write kris.

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[ Raising their hands in mock surrender. ] Huh? Wasn't me. No clue who said that... Maybe check behind you?

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[ Genuinely upset about this. Actually pouting. ] Fine whatever... I guess I'll never stab anyone again... no blood for Kris.

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's just a yes or no question.

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not even a little bit? Okay, not a knife in my head but I DEFINITELY looked cool with blood on my face. It's kind of like.. Cloud Strife in Rebirth- you didn't play that game. I just think blood is cool.

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Okay but you wouldn't want to date me so this is kind of a moot point. I'm saying that all the people interested in me lack my aura.. [ Quickly muttering under their breath "Also I'm not sure if I would say that you have aura." ]

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I totally looked cool with a knife in my head though, right?

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They better be the raddest ponies I've ever seen. Maybe we should ask the Titan to play with us.

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Next time on Deltasky: Kris finally snaps

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do you have a Beyblade with atleast 7 bit beasts?

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Huh... I don't think anyone has ever tried. They're all scared of me, cus of my aura.

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[ Turns to a framed image of Lower Norfair on their wall and clenches their fist. ] One day...

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

End of the world but its lowkey chill

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is lower norfair from super metroid in this?

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Opened a dark fountain in ice-es pizza or ehayever the fuck and it was deadass just lower norfair from super metroid

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You always shut down my ideas...

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

... I dunno maybe stop being yourself or something and none of this would happen.

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We could hand out free shirts and shoot fireworks while the titans are emerging from the earth.

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This was like a year ago, they miss me and refuse to move on.

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If we try hard enough we can make it a yearly holiday.

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Them damn libs tryna stop us from causing the roaring. Back in my day we witnessed the roaring and we LIKED IT.

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

. . . [ Well if they apologized it would be weird. Why did they even say that? ]

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Skinny ass titan cant even cause the roaring right 😭

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sorry, I don't mesh well with dipshits.

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I skinned myself alive would that be a W bit?

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Problematic aura gap in this convo right now, jesus christ you two are so fucking lame

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can't get in relationships because there would be a problematic aura gap on account of the fact that I'm sick as fuckkk

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't really think we're normal for feeling the way we do. Most of the people in this town are fine...

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You know, you've mentioned that multiple times now. Is that something you're actually worried about?

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Okay cool. I personally think existence as a concept goes against the teachings of god. You know, his classic teachings: "Don't."

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine the Moogle opens its mouth and he walks out looking like kirby

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do you think I deserve to exist?

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Am I the only Italian around here?

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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is anyone else swedish or is it just me?

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