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Soulfire The Wolf

@soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz
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Wacky wolf on the Web. AT Proto branch of Fedi accounts @soulfirethewolf@mastodon.jarexibackblaze.xyz (public posts are mirrored from via skymoth.app). I talk more about toon schtick here. Expect furry content. Occasionally NSFW

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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 3h
But the door is locked, and the only way out is through the… Perfume department.
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 3h
This is a load of barnacles…
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 3h
I love this quirky little sponge
SpongeBob screaming with the caption “SQUAM”
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 3h
Well, if you take your leg and stick it in the air And then you take the other one and jam it right up there You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge Now you're doing the sponge
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 3h
Buff, green, and handsome
W40k orks
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 3h
I can’t wait until I can ascend to beyond help desk work
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 12h
A nightmare on Elm Street versus a dream on Sycamore Avenue
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 12h
Tonight is a good night for s**tposting about Five Nights at Freddy’s, but I must sleep
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 12h
The man behind the slaughter
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 12h
I certainly wouldn’t mind if one of those animatronic character stuffed me into one of them suits
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 13h
Patrick star with a water jug on his head
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 13h
Apparently fur affinity pays $6000 a month for hosting. And that is the most reasonable and unreasonable cost I’ve heard of.
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 13h
Be gay and pirate Skydance Media
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 13h
The Legend of Ultramar: Tyranids of the Kingdom
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 14h
Kids are smoking the coronavirus
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 15h
Imagine if there’s a black mirror, that only takes your reflection, and your actual reflection is shown out of a white mirror
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 17h
Ugh applying to jobs on indeed feels like the biggest waste of time that isn’t going to get anywhere
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 20h
What an unusual timeline for Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network to be owned by the same company arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/10…
arstechnica.com
Paramount completes $111B Warner merger, creating “Skydance” behemoth
Paramount now owns Warner Bros. as last-ditch effort to stop $111B merger fails.
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 22h
I love how Sega mentioned they were going to try and connect more with fandoms over doing traditional advertising and it seems the advertising department has already lost it www.eurogamer.net/sonic-the-hedgeho…
eurogamer.net
"Keep it family friendly" - Sega's official Sonic Discord swarmed by 50,000 people in six hours, as understandably strict moderation is put in place
Sega announced the formation of an official Discord server for the Sonic the Hedgehog series. It's currently on slow mode, and has harsh limitations on what you
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 23h
Hmmm brain fog :/
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 07/10/2026
That's a nice argument unfortunately I cannot hear you over the
voices in my head
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 07/10/2026
I like that there’s a breastfeeding emoji 🤱
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 07/10/2026
So cold, I’m going to get ligma
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 07/10/2026
I’m so used to folks in IT being complete weirdos. I don’t think you intimately work with computers for a living and come out normal at this point.
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 07/10/2026
this robot has been programmed to randomly eat almonds
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 07/10/2026
I wonder if it would be worth setting up a private MediaWiki instance for myself. I just can't find Obsidian that enjoyable
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 07/10/2026
Sometimes I feel stupid because I can’t code as well. But everyone can pretend to code now.
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 07/10/2026
watching ai bros pee their pants over made up ai benchmarks that don't really feel like they have a practical purpose is funny
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 07/10/2026
CW: NSFW A little S&M Sam & Max!?
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
The more I think about this, the more I think about how arbitrary school pictures are. > Parents Are AI-Generating Pictures of Their Kids Instead of Paying for School Photos futurism.com/artificial-intelligenc…
futurism.com
Parents Are AI-Generating Pictures of Their Kids Instead of Paying for School Photos
Desperate for a cheap and easy alternative to school photos, parents are feeding images of their children to ChatGPT.
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
I’m scared that when I get my first job, the horror stories are going to be true, and they’re going to have a policy where they allow anyone at the company to contribute to the software using AI
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
I opened the McDonald’s app and it just tells me that I have changed the icon for McDonald’s. I did not
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
Watching the PS5 collect dust while the PS5 Pro flies off shelves for the new grand theft auto game. We live in a society.
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
Mmmm I think I’ll look for wolf stickers on iMessage *search* Wow that’s a lot of ai slop
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
I just want to be bit by a werewolf
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
This really voda’s my fone
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
Lmao > Games Workshop seeks IT leader to summon the legions in epic saga battling the forces of ERP www.theregister.com/software/2026/1…
theregister.com
Games Workshop seeks IT leader to summon the legions in epic saga battling the forces of ERP
Warhammer set in 40,000? Yes, ERP projects can seem to take that long
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
I wish nextcloud deck had a way to share boards publicly with a link
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
I think I might’ve had a dream where many variations of my fursona were fighting a space marine chapter that had the same colors
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
I don't want AGI, I want a smart home with loads and loads of accessories that I can control, and not a kilobyte of data ever leaves the house
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
Having a smart lock is so nice. Being able to lock the door from the other room
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
I kind of want the new Kingdom Hearts collection game given I have not played the series entirely.
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 06/10/2026
I watched my neighbor Totoro the other day, and I still can’t get over how slow the pacing was. Especially odd given this is a movie with a cat bus which makes it seem like it should’ve been at least a little more exciting.
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 05/10/2026
Going to opt out of the new Apple Cash forced arbitration. As soon as I can get a stamp anyway
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 05/10/2026
Thinking about buying this space wolves banner merch-usa.warhammer.com/products/sp…
merch-usa.warhammer.com
Warhammer 40,000: Space Wolves Chapter Banner - Preorder
This is a new product preorder sale.The expected shipping time from September/October 2026. Any other non-preorder Warhammer Merch items ordered in the same transaction will ship separately.This product will ship from the UK (UK Tax Included). Buy with confidence from the official Warhammer Merchandise Store and guaran
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 05/10/2026
I’m beginning to think that I might be having a lot of brain fog lately ever since the start of the semester
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 05/10/2026
The number of emulator programmers, with a God complex, is astronomical.
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 05/10/2026
The wee woo day for me is not on a Monday. I feel left out of the Netherlands.
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 05/10/2026
Don’t you just love it when the loading bar just stops right before completion?
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Soulfire The Wolf @soulfire.jarexibackblaze.xyz · 05/10/2026
I feel so split about AI anymore because it feels like it’s useful, but it also feels like it gets way too uncontrollable too quickly. And I’m assuming it’s what it’s like to have a rodeo with a tiger.
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