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Following their loss to unranked North Carolina Saturday, the University of Pittsburgh formally declared its Oakland campus a sanctuary for fans of chronically underperforming sports programs. With…

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In a stunning revelation that has left the University of Pittsburgh community reeling and local sports radio caller queues overflowing, sophomore star quarterback Mason Heintschel announced Tuesday…

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To mark 100 years of Oakland’s favorite stone monolith, we dove deep into the vault to bring you the real, unvarnished history of the Cathedral of Learning. From gothic angst and basement bangers t…

Following months of online debate regarding Pitt’s initial decision to tarp off the upper bowl of Acrisure Stadium, the athletic department has announced an ambitious expansion of the program. Orig…