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Alfred Soto

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I write things. Pitchfork. Stereogum. SPIN. Vice Chair of Florida Film Critics Circle. Space and light and dreams That's what people need.

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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 4h
Kelly Clarkson realizing what the bands cited in Meet Me in the Bathroom needed several tons of coke to achieve liftoff; Mariah Carey whisper-whiskering a midtempo victory run. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2026/10/05/r...
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Ranking #2 singles, U.S. edition: 2005-2007
Few lists come as loaded as this: Kelly Clarkson realizing what the bands cited in Meet Me in the Bathroom needed several tons of coke to achieve liftoff; Mariah Carey whisper-whiskering a midtempo…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 15h
Imagine you're Chris Lowe and Neil Tennant and "Do I Have To?" and "In the Night" and "Miserabilism" are confined to b-side status. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2020/05/03/r...
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Ranking Pet Shop Boys’ ‘Alternative’
Paris during the Occupation. T.E. Lawrence in the desert. Italian youth cults sporting feather cuts (i.e. mullets). Beat-wise and melodically surprising, Pet Shop Boys’ B-sides comprised a pa…
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Microfilm @microfilm.bsky.social · 13h
Geniuses
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 14h
How was Annie Lennox?
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 15h
Imagine you're Chris Lowe and Neil Tennant and "Do I Have To?" and "In the Night" and "Miserabilism" are confined to b-side status. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2020/05/03/r...
humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com
Ranking Pet Shop Boys’ ‘Alternative’
Paris during the Occupation. T.E. Lawrence in the desert. Italian youth cults sporting feather cuts (i.e. mullets). Beat-wise and melodically surprising, Pet Shop Boys’ B-sides comprised a pa…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Der Sting’s idea of pop music was crass if not cynical: witless couplets attached to flaccid period arrangements like “We’ll Be Together” (that organ preset smells like death) and geopolitical lessons of world-historic mindlessness like “Russians.” humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2021/11/19/i...
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I don’t subscribe to your point of view: The worst of Sting and The Police 1978-1993
How Sting must have bled internally when using apostrophes on the self-righteous “Epilogue.” After all, in his quest to educate listeners in Cliff Notes Nabokov, Jungian theory cribbed …
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 19h
Pet Shop Boys have taught me that straight people have _no clue_. Happy birthday, Chris Lowe. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2024/04/26/r...
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Ranking Pet Shop Boys albums: 1986-2024
Insisting on irony as an essential prism, these gay heroes understand how, rather than mitigating or cheapening the lusts of their male characters, it intensifies experiences as casual as a glance …
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 19h
Pet Shop Boys have taught me that straight people have _no clue_. Happy birthday, Chris Lowe. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2024/04/26/r...
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Ranking Pet Shop Boys albums: 1986-2024
Insisting on irony as an essential prism, these gay heroes understand how, rather than mitigating or cheapening the lusts of their male characters, it intensifies experiences as casual as a glance …
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On "Burn Rubber (Why You Wanna Hurt Me)" and other songs you might've heard at the Paradise Garage. wp.me/pzXeC-lL5
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Ranking #84 singles, U.S. edition: 1980-1983
Evidence of AT 40 Racism Part XCI: The Gap Band’s “Burn Rubber (Why You Wanna Hurt Me),” their first essential ’80s single, sputtered at #84.
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On "Burn Rubber (Why You Wanna Hurt Me)" and other songs you might've heard at the Paradise Garage. wp.me/pzXeC-lL5
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Ranking #84 singles, U.S. edition: 1980-1983
Evidence of AT 40 Racism Part XCI: The Gap Band’s “Burn Rubber (Why You Wanna Hurt Me),” their first essential ’80s single, sputtered at #84.
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Lissa Harris 🌈🗑️🔥⚔️🐀 @lissaharris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is so succinct and mean and out of nowhere, I love it I have a weird soft spot for Sting’s bullshit, but his worst stuff is painful, and you nailed it. ha
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Der Sting’s idea of pop music was crass if not cynical: witless couplets attached to flaccid period arrangements like “We’ll Be Together” (that organ preset smells like death) and geopolitical lessons of world-historic mindlessness like “Russians.” humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2021/11/19/i...
humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com
I don’t subscribe to your point of view: The worst of Sting and The Police 1978-1993
How Sting must have bled internally when using apostrophes on the self-righteous “Epilogue.” After all, in his quest to educate listeners in Cliff Notes Nabokov, Jungian theory cribbed …
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Jiggety Jatters. The worst name. @jessefuchs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
all I ask from my faves is a nice 25-minute Pomodoro playlist
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If he hadn't joined Fleetwood Mac and heard The Clash, what would Lindsey Buckingham have become: just another guitar whiz with a penchant for angry tunes? humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2018/12/11/t...
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The best Lindsey Buckingham songs
Lindsey Buckingham was the singer-guitarist-producer of Fleetwood Mac. He has also recorded a series of okay to good solo albums. The list below encompasses material from 1975’s Fleetwood Mac…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He must be a pain in the ass as artist and human being, not so quietly sexist. The Fleetwood Mac albusm produced by Lindsey Buckingham still get Starbucks rotation (MIRAGE not so much). humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2018/09/13/r...
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Ranking Buckingham-Nicks-era Fleetwood Mac
I love Bare Trees — misty pink frost-veiled sleeve (The Cure’s Robert Smith no doubt took a cue for Faith) mirrors the forward motion of Bob Welch and Danny Kirwan’s blues; when C…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He must be a pain in the ass as artist and human being, not so quietly sexist. The Fleetwood Mac albusm produced by Lindsey Buckingham still get Starbucks rotation (MIRAGE not so much). humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2018/09/13/r...
humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com
Ranking Buckingham-Nicks-era Fleetwood Mac
I love Bare Trees — misty pink frost-veiled sleeve (The Cure’s Robert Smith no doubt took a cue for Faith) mirrors the forward motion of Bob Welch and Danny Kirwan’s blues; when C…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What if Springsteen heard "Don't Change" in 1983 and wanted Born in the U.S.A. to sound this big, to reach out and hug every person in a 5000-mile range? What if "Over You" is the greatest of Roxy songs? What if I hate milk and honey on toast? humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2026/10/02/r...
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Ranking #80 singles, U.S. edition: 1980-1985
The beneficiary of early MTV play, “Don’t Change” has gotten an outsized affection in the last half decade, certainly more than first AT40 hit “The One Thing” in early…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish Miranda Lambert's country disco album had songwriting to match its exuberance. My @pitchfork.com review. pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...
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Miranda Lambert: Crisco
Read Alfred Soto’s review of the album.
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The great album released in the last week is Tinashe's, not Miranda Lambert. A couple of blurb-reviews here. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2026/10/02/o...
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Only human: Miranda Lambert and Tinashe
I’m under another deadline so I kept this reviews short. Miranda Lambert remains human. Tinashe is close to matching her Kerosene-Crazy Ex-Girlfriend-Revolution hot streak. Miranda Lambert &#…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do dig a few Sting songs: about half of THE SOUL CAGES, "Fortress Around Your Heart," etc. A few others, including Police tunes. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2016/12/20/y...
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Your soul? Up there? The best of Sting and the Police
Marcello Carlin’s dismissal made me reexamine, as he often does about other things, why I like a Sting concept album about whether it took his father longer to die than the album does to end.
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish Miranda Lambert's country disco album had songwriting to match its exuberance. My @pitchfork.com review. pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...
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Miranda Lambert: Crisco
Read Alfred Soto’s review of the album.
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do dig a few Sting songs: about half of THE SOUL CAGES, "Fortress Around Your Heart," etc. A few others, including Police tunes. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2016/12/20/y...
humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com
Your soul? Up there? The best of Sting and the Police
Marcello Carlin’s dismissal made me reexamine, as he often does about other things, why I like a Sting concept album about whether it took his father longer to die than the album does to end.
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A twat who thinks he's Gershwin, Sting needed The Police to keep him from being Billy Joel. Happy birthday. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2018/09/19/b...
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Ranking The Police albums
Their logic tied us up and raped us. They’re meaningless and all that’s true. They send out an SOS. The Police are responsible for so many proverbs that they rendered the Old Testament …
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Teena Marie's breakthrough "Square Biz" remains a marvel of speak-singing and fly beats. She was the R&B Stevie Nicks. But better. What an indictment of the early '80s pop charts. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2026/10/01/r...
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Ranking #50 singles, U.S. edition: 1980-1987
Many obscurities (to me) on this list: I had not heard The Fools’ version of Roy Orbison’s “Running Scared,” never knew Jermaine Jackson followed up “Let’s Get S…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A twat who thinks he's Gershwin, Sting needed The Police to keep him from being Billy Joel. Happy birthday. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2018/09/19/b...
humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com
Ranking The Police albums
Their logic tied us up and raped us. They’re meaningless and all that’s true. They send out an SOS. The Police are responsible for so many proverbs that they rendered the Old Testament …
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Teena Marie's breakthrough "Square Biz" remains a marvel of speak-singing and fly beats. She was the R&B Stevie Nicks. But better. What an indictment of the early '80s pop charts. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2026/10/01/r...
humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com
Ranking #50 singles, U.S. edition: 1980-1987
Many obscurities (to me) on this list: I had not heard The Fools’ version of Roy Orbison’s “Running Scared,” never knew Jermaine Jackson followed up “Let’s Get S…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September's book haul: on William Howard Taft's favorite meal, Edmund White's favorite tricks, and favorite complaints about higher ed students. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2026/10/01/s...
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September 2026 reading
Here’s a book just for me: Neil Gross’ What Happened to College?: How Politics Broke Higher Education and What We Can Do to Fix It. Subtitles like this one induce cringes. If I want a h…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September's book haul: on William Howard Taft's favorite meal, Edmund White's favorite tricks, and favorite complaints about higher ed students. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2026/10/01/s...
humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com
September 2026 reading
Here’s a book just for me: Neil Gross’ What Happened to College?: How Politics Broke Higher Education and What We Can Do to Fix It. Subtitles like this one induce cringes. If I want a h…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The boys with perpetual nervousness, The Feelies wrote and recorded music that regarded the rhythm guitar solo in "What Goes On" as an object of veneration, their own Ark of the Covenant. wp.me/pzXeC-7iA
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I don’t talk much cause it gets in the way: The best of the Feelies
Exploring every nuance in the Velvet Underground’s diamond-sharp rhythm strumming on “What Goes On” like Alexander Pope did the heroic couplet, The Feelies produced a jittery post…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I reckon with 'Firestarter" and "Good" and "Somebody to Love" in this era. wp.me/pzXeC-lKl
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Ranking #30 singles, US edition: 1992-1998
About “Good,” a song that made me giggle at the time, Tom Breihan wrote this year: “Good” sounded like someone applying serrated grunge sonics to a catchy garage-pop song. T…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I reckon with 'Firestarter" and "Good" and "Somebody to Love" in this era. wp.me/pzXeC-lKl
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Ranking #30 singles, US edition: 1992-1998
About “Good,” a song that made me giggle at the time, Tom Breihan wrote this year: “Good” sounded like someone applying serrated grunge sonics to a catchy garage-pop song. T…
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Mob Front @rooob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am kind of in awe of you putting Age of Consent above The Red Shoes. And here I thought my secretly liking A Canterbury Tale the most was bold.
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No actor was as beautiful as Montgomery Clift delivering alternatively weird and naturalisitic performances. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2026/09/29/o...
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On Montgomery Clift
I gave myself a pat on the back when I got the reference to “Montgomery Clift, honey!” in The Clash’s “The Right Profile.” Most of his slender filmography was availabl…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not always in a mood for Michael Powell: his theatricality can be wonderful or alienating. It would've been his birthday, so let's celebrate this weird filmography. I can think of one film better than THE LIFE AND DEATH OF COLONEL BLIMP, though. wp.me/pzXeC-lKg
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The best of Michael Powell
Creating films whose sensibilities and textures suggested Kenneth Grahame directed by Fritz Lang, Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger as The Archers dominated British cinema in the period before …
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not always in a mood for Michael Powell: his theatricality can be wonderful or alienating. It would've been his birthday, so let's celebrate this weird filmography. I can think of one film better than THE LIFE AND DEATH OF COLONEL BLIMP, though. wp.me/pzXeC-lKg
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The best of Michael Powell
Creating films whose sensibilities and textures suggested Kenneth Grahame directed by Fritz Lang, Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger as The Archers dominated British cinema in the period before …
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As one should.
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Raincoats recorded music that at any moment could be blown thither by the movement of a rudimentary Birch bass pattern, or prettiness tugged toward discord by the abrupt screech of Aspinall’s violin. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2018/08/07/i...
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I don’t wanna be in your family tree: The best of The Raincoats
My affection for blank technician Bernard Sumner as singer-guitarist rests on how anonymously he expresses him as vocalist and on his guitar — he could be your cousin Bernie, unemployed since…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lovely anecdote.
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Raincoats recorded music that at any moment could be blown thither by the movement of a rudimentary Birch bass pattern, or prettiness tugged toward discord by the abrupt screech of Aspinall’s violin. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2018/08/07/i...
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I don’t wanna be in your family tree: The best of The Raincoats
My affection for blank technician Bernard Sumner as singer-guitarist rests on how anonymously he expresses him as vocalist and on his guitar — he could be your cousin Bernie, unemployed since…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With Tom Morello and, egads, Jimmy Page playing the latter's own "Kashmir" riffs over boilerplate from the Godzilla soundtrack, "Come With Me" achieves schlock liftoff. I also deal with "Ironic," Mariah Carey and "Semi-Charmed Life." wp.me/pzXeC-lKb
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Ranking #4 singles, U.S. edition: 1996-1999
Never mind its Dadaist impact — I value “Come With Me” as an example of what Madonna later called the impressive instant. With Tom Morello and, egads, Jimmy Page playing the latte…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With Tom Morello and, egads, Jimmy Page playing the latter's own "Kashmir" riffs over boilerplate from the Godzilla soundtrack, "Come With Me" achieves schlock liftoff. I also deal with "Ironic," Mariah Carey and "Semi-Charmed Life." wp.me/pzXeC-lKb
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Ranking #4 singles, U.S. edition: 1996-1999
Never mind its Dadaist impact — I value “Come With Me” as an example of what Madonna later called the impressive instant. With Tom Morello and, egads, Jimmy Page playing the latte…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is no way we can discuss this actor without a bib. Montgomery Clift was gorgeous. A generous actor, he didn't rat-tat-tat dialogue but listened to costars. Whatever his addictions it's a miracle he made so many films given his bullshit detector. I commemorate him. wp.me/pzXeC-lK1
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On Montgomery Clift
I gave myself a pat on the back when I got the reference to “Montgomery Clift, honey!” in The Clash’s “The Right Profile.” Most of his slender filmography was availabl…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is no way we can discuss this actor without a bib. Montgomery Clift was gorgeous. A generous actor, he didn't rat-tat-tat dialogue but listened to costars. Whatever his addictions it's a miracle he made so many films given his bullshit detector. I commemorate him. wp.me/pzXeC-lK1
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On Montgomery Clift
I gave myself a pat on the back when I got the reference to “Montgomery Clift, honey!” in The Clash’s “The Right Profile.” Most of his slender filmography was availabl…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Superb @screendrafts.bsky.social episode on Montgomery Clift. I'm relieved to see THE HEIRESS make it, delighted by the last ranked picks. Karina Longworth and Alex Ross chose the finalists. screendrafts.libsyn.com/montgomery-c...
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Screen Drafts: MONTGOMERY CLIFT (with Karina Longworth & Alex Ross)
Screen Drafts rookies Karina Longworth (You Must Remember This) and Alex Ross (The New Yorker) join us at the Draft Table to competitively / collaboratively rank the 7 BEST films from the filmography ...
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He didn't need to be a bisexual man w/out homo experience to embody the dynamic like a Method actor. Happy birthday to Brett Anderson, with Suede for a superb third act. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2018/10/10/r...
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Ranking Suede albums
Absorbing Noname, Christine and the Queens, Eric Church, and Neneh Cherry has put Suede’s new album at the bottom of my list of priorities, but the excellence of their two albums released thi…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He didn't need to be a bisexual man w/out homo experience to embody the dynamic like a Method actor. Happy birthday to Brett Anderson, with Suede for a superb third act. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2018/10/10/r...
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Ranking Suede albums
Absorbing Noname, Christine and the Queens, Eric Church, and Neneh Cherry has put Suede’s new album at the bottom of my list of priorities, but the excellence of their two albums released thi…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In these conservative times, Mick Jagger orders the poor to beat poverty in a bit of prescience, Club Nouveau releases a much-sampled flop, and Boy Meets Girl releases a song I like as much as "Waiting for a Star to Fall." wp.me/pzXeC-lJV
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Ranking #38 singles, U.K. singles: 1985-1989
Frustrated that his 1985 solo debut, despite the millions CBS spent in promotion, piddled out below the top ten, Mick Jagger understood he had a problem. No one under forty thought him a credible s…
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Country Universe @countryuniverse.net · 29/09/2026
Three albums so tremendous that there's no wrong way to cull a best-of list. (And I have similar feelings of foreboding about the new Lambert album, fwiw.)
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In these conservative times, Mick Jagger orders the poor to beat poverty in a bit of prescience, Club Nouveau releases a much-sampled flop, and Boy Meets Girl releases a song I like as much as "Waiting for a Star to Fall." wp.me/pzXeC-lJV
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Ranking #38 singles, U.K. singles: 1985-1989
Frustrated that his 1985 solo debut, despite the millions CBS spent in promotion, piddled out below the top ten, Mick Jagger understood he had a problem. No one under forty thought him a credible s…
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I re-listened to Pistol Annies' catalog while writing about Miranda Lambert's upcoming album. Those three albums are _fire_. I make a playlist. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2026/09/28/i...
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I broke his heart and I took his money: The best of Pistol Annies
With Miranda Lambert’s Cisco out in a few days and two Ashley Monroe releases to contend with in the last year, I thought it appropriate to give Pistol Annies another listen. Boy, howdy, do t…
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