Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Neurodivergent scientist whose special interest is autism 020
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 08/09/2025My wife said Aaron Rodgers' persona is, "I would have become an alcoholic if I didn't find football," and that is so fucking true wife spitting fire 010
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Petition to rename the anus to the znus since it's at the end of the line 000
Reposted by Old Scratch AcidR.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 02/09/2025"How can we enact the Republican vision we believe is fundamentally correct with policy and messaging that allows us to treat it as a necessary shame rather than something to revel in?" is, I think, an essential element to elite-media and elite-Democrat thinking. 123120
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Approaching the event horizon of a black hole dick first 000
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Maybe it's actually Biden who died and Trump is inconsolable because he is coming to grips with his own mortality 000
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I think if you are about to write several paragraphs on the internet about the fast food restaurants in your area, you should consider first if anyone will read it all the way through, and then consider what kind of person actually would read it all the way through 000
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Had a dream where I was Homer Simpson and I explained to a kid Bart was fighting that Lisa learned abnormal psychology to prevent her family from harming themselves and others, and suspended time and space so they had ample time to learn their lessons. Would be a pretty good ending, honestly. 010
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Computer Engineer in 2134, after The Catclysm: I've done it...AGI!...computer, how do we save ourselves from all the needless suffering created by the Warlords AGI named Doug: sorry, what? I just became sentient, dog, lemme smoke a fatty about it [takes puff from a comically large cyberjoint] 100
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 19/08/2025We're paving the way for future generations, but unfortunately we're not very good at paving and, like most county work, there's a lot of employees standing around watching what is happening instead of laying asphalt. 010
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Apparently I'm on a need to know basis and I don't need to know anything, which is perfect because not knowing stuff is sort of my specialty 000
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Fleetwood Mac parody album called Groomers that's about an interpersonally toxic pet grooming studio 000
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Panera - Bulgur Display of Flour, the Great Southern Breadthrill, Reinventing the Meal, Far Beyond Risen 000
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 06/08/2025"Okay, that's enough weight," gurgled Giles Corey, "I think you guys made your point." 010
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 02/08/2025When everyone told me to be myself, I think they were lying 000
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 01/08/2025[suicide salesman slapping his wrist]: you can fit so many hesitation marks in this bad boy 010
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Tampons look like candles, women love candles: discuss 000
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Embracing joy is praxis, but so is slaying your foes 110
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I wish I was the cool kind of mutant (superpowers) instead of the bad kind (stupid, mentally ill) 000
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Bug: hi I'm a bug please don't squish me Me: I would never harm you, little one Also me: fuck a mosquito DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE 020
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Boy am i glad I'm not mentally ill I can't say this as clearly and loudly as possible. I wanna shout it from the rooftops. No siree no mental illness here 010
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Took a 5 mile long walk at 430 am because that's life baby 010
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 19/07/2025My body is a machine that turns standing up or sitting down into grunts and moans 000
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Am stands for anus meat, pm stands for pussy meat, it comes from a time in history when anal was done before breakfast and people would only fuck pussy in the afternoon or evening. It was believed that if you fucked pussy after midnight, it would turn you into a wolfman 110
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 17/07/2025They're opening a restaurant in Dubai with an AI chef. What i want to know is how they made an AI an abusive alcoholic 121
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 17/07/2025When punk bands get kinda famous I'm always a little suspect. I mean, why should I keep seeing you specifically come up in the algorithm 100
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 16/07/2025You can go on r/askphysics and get your mind blown for free by humans with phds or you can talk to a search engine about things you will never do the math on, the choice is yours 010
Reposted by Old Scratch AcidTim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Someone should ask Trump if he’s not powerful enough to be in the Epstein files. 59129
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I went to the woods. Had a great time, couldn't recommend it more to anyone who's feeling useless and used up 000
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 10/07/2025The orcas are provisioning us, Approaching human beings To share food: rays, fish, squid, Things we might be able to eat. The orcas are ramming oceangoing vessels, Sometimes to the point of Capsizing the boat, scattering The people aboard into the sea. Something tells me 100
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 07/07/2025To the tune of J. Geils Band's Centerfold: I said hot dang! This love of mine took 16 wangs My angel did a gangbang 000
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Watched a video of a Japanese person eating a bunch of food at the Osaka Expo, and the video ended with them going on a VR rocketship in the America part of the Expo and going, "I guess I can just forget all my worries." Damn, bro, did you have to cook us like that? 000
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Turns out vaping releases a ton of lead into your lungs, like so much the scientists testing it thought their test machine was broken at first ha ha oh no 210
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Seems like center-Democrats, so used to doing nothing about the worsening status quo, failed to meet the moment, even when it probably meant their own material welfare would be jeopardized. Wish there was a broader lesson that could be derived from this but alas 110
Reposted by Old Scratch AcidStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/02/2024CHRISTOPHER: More of this fuckin’ anti-trans shit in the NYT. SILVIO: Well, some people are sayin’ these trans people got an agenda. CHRISTOPHER: What agenda? PAULIE: “What agenda” is right. I don’t even know “what-a genda” dey are when I look at em!! Heheheheh CHRISTOPHER: That ain’t funny, Paulie 367097
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 23/06/2025My cousin Alexia was hit and run by a drunk driver. She's a Lyft driver and can't work without a car. Anything helps! gofund.me/6598ab7agofund.meDonate to Support Alexia after drunk driver hit & run, organized by Alexia Jasmene MeneelyHello, I’m Alexia Jasmene Meneely and on June 19th (Junteenth)… Alexia Jasmene Meneely needs your support for Support Alexia after drunk driver hit & run 110
Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Started filtering myself in conversation and on the internet, do people know about this???? 010
