soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@day-nuh-bee.bsky.social Saw AC⚡️DC last night at the Linc. Wore this shirt underneath my outside shirt. 001
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 02/06/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social My friend started dating a geologist. Their relationship got off to a rocky start. 000
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social Why are they called "ex-fiancées" and not "near Mrs."? 010
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 27/05/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social My Mexican friend bought anti-anxiety meds. They're for Hispanic attacks. 000
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 20/05/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor. 020
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 18/05/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social 2 optometrists are getting married. During their vows, they ask if they take each other for: better or worse... better or worse... better or worse... 231
Reposted by @soshbill.bsky.socialGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 11/09/2025"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators 87111113399
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 25/04/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it. 110
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 21/04/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi 010
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 19/04/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social I don't trust trees. They look a little shady. 031
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 11/04/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social Coffee was voted the best drink in the world. It was an unfair vote. There were absent tea ballots. 010
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 07/04/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social Who are Dr. Dre's parents? Ma Dre and Pa Dre 010
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 05/04/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social What do you call a lawyer cooking dinner? A sue chef 131
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 14/03/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week. Now we just call him Phil. 110
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Twitter was filled all weekend with #BlueMAGA in complete denial that we'd be at war with Iran if we had voted for Kamala. 000
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 26/02/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokémon. 000
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 23/02/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social My doctor told me 3 years ago I was going deaf. I haven't heard from her since. 010
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 21/02/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social I bought a thesaurus and when I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am. 021
soshbill.bsky.social @soshbill.bsky.social · 14/02/2026@asewcialist.bsky.social My dream job is to clean mirrors. I can really see myself doing that. 032
