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Sylvia!

@sortorder.bsky.social
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Cube and Premodern girl. Simic Cube Apostle 🔵🟢. Sometimes wears hats. Milwaukee, WI.

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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
this is beautiful
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
it is important to know one's way around (complete with fold-out crease lines)
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
no worries im happy 2 find an unclaimed 1 !! :)
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
hi me pls :)
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I gotta make it out to vancouver again...
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
These threads make me happy. Moonfolk Wizards rise. Value tag a a fellow Meloku enjoyer @hyenaemoji.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/s...
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Oh Rosemary's awesome! I used to watch her all the time
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I will be trying very hard to attend this
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
YOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO COOL
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
i've always said: "magic the gathering is the greatest game of all time." some time ago i switched to: "magic the gathering is the greatest game of all time, unfortunately."
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
narrarator: work did not allow
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
oooh i'll try 2 hang if work allows
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i promise you this is not the reason
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
WAIT REALLY
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
🔥
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
its got a full turn-based mode and an rts mode, the latter is what is played "competitively"
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
cube bisexuals 🤝 the ever-present draw of baltimore
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Do I know anyone in Detroit whomst would like to jam Premodern this week
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
me sometime? :)
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
dude SICK holy !!!!
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Salt Box rips, go earn a carrot
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
have we established that? i'm never sure ppl think abt it. (/gen)
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
we are all your vincent d'onofrio
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
YAY
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
should i watch it or will it kill me
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
When do you think was the turning point where value per card became 'too high'?
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I spent 5 seconds thinking "Hey I know some stuff about cube, commentating sounds cool" before I remembered I exclusively refer to cards in slang terms & don't know the government names of almost any of em 😂
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
how'd it go?
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
say no more 🚗💨
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
All in all this was an awesome event, thank you @triske.chicagostylecu.be and the Chicago team for putting it on, see y'all at the next one 🤙
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
TA response to all that difficulty? Immaculate. Judges & Staff rolled w/ the punches, made solutions on the fly, filled in draft seats, and generally were just awesome. Though I'm sure they were stressed beyond belief, they STILL all had smiles on at the end of the day. That's love for cube, baby.
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Last thing - a HUGE huge shout out to the event coordinators @thechicagocube.bsky.social as well as the judge staff. This event was freaking fantastic. It was a first-time event, and on the tech side tons went wrong. We couldn't get draft seats, couldn't get pairings, decklists, pretty much anything
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
And a tale I've told a few times now: "Then Nicole kicked me out of the top8". This time she had to wait til the finals to do it! Congrats and well played to @nicoledubin.bsky.social who really ranched me. Cube rocks because sometimes you get to jam v players way better than you and learn from them
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Best/funniest moment was Semis vs Fritz. Op cast Armix & I had to ask what it did - I asked "it has to attack, right?" (meaning for the trigger) Fritz, apparently having played bad cards all day, responded "No" (meaning 'it's not forced to attack each turn') 😂 (we figured it out a moment later)
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Oh, I didn't play that Stoke the Flames by the way. I don't recall what I played over it. Priest of the Forgotten gods did so much work this draft - it chewed through a lingering souls, through a Baleful Strix with Sevinne's Recursion, on and on. Every time I draft the card it gets better & better
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
On to the top8 playing @thechicagocube.bsky.social. This one I've drafted b4. Sadly don't have picks in order (we were rushing for time against the venue). P1p1 was Voice of Victory, then Marsh Flats, Shadowy Backstreet, Priest of Forgotten Gods. Picked a Torrential Gearhulk next but U wasn't open
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This was my 3-0, carried by busted rares. Hardest pick was P2P5 when presented with Tinker v Opportunity. Thran Dynamo and Key were gone from p1, and I had just shipped a Phyrexian Colossus. Still, Tinker for Masticore seemed too good if I could get there (which I didn't). Good enough though!
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Draft 2 was Urza Block Cube (I don't know if the creator is on Bsky?) Opened Masticore which was great. Hilariously, all of pack 1 was so weak that I was assuming this was a "lower power" rendition of Urza Block with some power outliers. Then I found a Morphling, Treachery, and Tinker in pack 2 😄
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
(For what it's worth, I was surely going to lose the match that ended in a draw)
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Ended up passing Gates Ablaze because we were a pod of 6 and I was concerned about the number of payoffs, figuring if I didn't draw the Gates Ablaze I could just crumble. Ended up going 1-1-1 with an Arisocrats pile - deck was very strong when it drew Hidden Stockpile and less strong when it didnt
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
(Picks are in pick order, start in top left and read down) First up was Millenium Spellslinger by @triske.chicagostylecu.be! P1p1 Morgue Toad out of a weak pack, other considerations were a 2W pacifism or a 4B exile kill spell. P1p2 was much harder when presented with a Gates Ablaze.
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Chicago Style Cube Event deck thread! Sleep: 5ish hrs Breakfast: Bee Sting hot honey breakfast sandwhich Cube choices: Full random Lists read: 0 Cubes drafted previously: 2 I have joined the full random believers & I'm never looking back 😄 cube tourneys are way more fun this way
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
GGs, I'll get you next time >:)
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Women be cubing
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
thankfully they banned some other sylvia without an exclamation point. i'll see you next year, evil swamp >:)
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
performing a community service by taking the only copy of this fuck-ass swamp out of the basic box and putting it in my sideboard 😌
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Chicago Style Cube, Baby!
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
anyway see y'all tomorrow 🌩
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Cube events & calamitous weather events 😬
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Sylvia! @sortorder.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
which show ?
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