sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 14/03/2026hey y'all. im taking a break on socials for the foreseeable future to touch some grass. hit me up on discord :) new pronouns btw. wacky silly year 040
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 06/03/2026i need my yaoi to have the sexual tension build up. im so tired of the boys just fucking right away. WHERE IS THE PENT UP FRUSTRATION? WHERE IS THE AWKWARD FIRST KISS? WHERE IS THE "I MIGHT BE GAY" PLOTLINE? STOP. FUCKING. RIGHT. AWAY. anyway yeah i turned of heated rivalry 020
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 28/02/2026i hit all of these to a degree :) 2026 personal goals -be creative -be cringe -find work that i love 020
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 31/12/20252025 was probably the best year of my life. Thank you to everyone around me who made me feel loved <3 040
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 23/10/2025couples costume idea: we're both the front half of the horse 020
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 28/08/2025METAL GEAR SOLID ΘΔ: SNAKE TWEETER weh im a snake, hissssssss >.< 020
Reposted by sor 🐾eve @neopussy.bsky.social · 22/08/2025failing the bechdel test because my girlfriend is also my boyfriend and also a dog 051
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 10/07/20251-2 beers: she/her 3-4 beers: it/its 5+ beers: he/him i hope this makes sense 010
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 08/07/2025at my first pride parade I: -got drunk in public -became a socialist -hugged gay bears in pup hoods -got extremely sunburnt 10/10 240
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Age regressing but only to 23 so I can pretend I have less grey hairs 120
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 12/06/2025dude why the fuck is there a crt scalper in my city. I'm not paying you $100 for a shitty RCA tv that should be on the side of a road 360
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 04/06/20254 months ago, I took a huge risk and spent all of money to make it to BC with no plan -got a job -signed a lease -hot gf -cool new friends -went nonbinary -my sheik is cooking 2025 is a fucking banger so far 050
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I'm a dog that's trapped in a lesbian's body that's trapped in a gay man's body that's trapped in a weird other thing's body 050
Reposted by sor 🐾Hannah-Marie @smkdhnnbs.bsky.social · 03/04/20253 piece mixtape dropping whenever sorta gets back to the mainland 141
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 02/04/2025forgot about this, but i absolutely techchased the shit out of a falco in losers round 2 lmao 020
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I love my friends and I loved battle of bc <3 I hope to see y'all again next year :3 130
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Took 13 stocks at the smash sisters crew battle They gotta ban us from sports, man 130
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I'm okay with any pronouns EXCEPT they/them To gender me, you gotta gamble. And I love me some gambling. 140
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I was holding hands with a girl late at night when two hooded teenagers came up and asked if we were gay You know damn well that fuckboy sorcha came out, said "hell yeah" and dapped them both up that's how you defuse a situation boys 030
sor 🐾 @sorta.bsky.social · 19/03/2025dusting off unclepunch my techchases are gonna go WILD in losers round 2 pools 020