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Sorry Hets

@sorryhets.bsky.social
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Apologizing to heterosexuals even though i shouldn't

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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Sorry hets but it is a surprise that Florence Foster Jenkins wasn't much of a gay icon before the movie came out. But she was truly iconic. She couldnt sing more than anyone who couldnt sing couldnt sing. Did she let it stop her? No. She never stopped. And she ate the whole way couldnt singing
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
sorry hets but i feel like ebony dark'ness dementia raven way (derogatory) when i want to feel like ebony dark'ness dementia raven way (complimentary)
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
sorry hets but you know how zionists are always asking anti-genocide people to condemn khamas? i think the gays should always be asking hets to condemn gender-reveal parties at every opportunity
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
sorry hets but what if "vagina" was stressed on the first syllable and "penis" was stressed on the second
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Sorry hets but My Immortal really does live rent free in my head. Maybe the real Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way was the friends we made along the way.
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
sorry hets but do the cis people think that archaeologists in the future are going to look at a skeleton with a feminine facial structure, spinal damage from having HUGE FUCKIN NATURAL B;BAZONGAS and osteoporosis and say "yes this is a man"
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
sorry hets but you know old timey sailing had to be a bad time since their food looked like cuneiform tablets
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
sorry hets but i am being CANCELLED by the woke left (a discord mod) for using my FREEDOM OF SPEECH (calling my feet THE GRIPPERS)
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Sorry to lechistan but i made frozen pierogi in the air fryer and they turned out ~bad~
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
sorry hets but conversion therapy should be illegal for adults too
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Sorry hets but i declare today Jozef Radecký day just to antagonize the Italians
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Sorry hets but im gonna start telling people i'm an anarcho-leninist to make people mad and make me feel any a thing
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
sorry hets but i bought 360 ticonderoga pencils because the teens go through pencils like the sluttiest twink at the rave goes through party drugs. After a week they have already eaten more than 12
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
sorry hets but i support sluts, skanks, and whores. however, i cannot abide by harlots
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Sorry hets but let me get this straight... libs are happy that one fascist lost the nobel peace prize to... another fascist???
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sorry hets but now the swifties know how i felt when gaga dropped artpop
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
sorry hets but maff was invented by gays and brown people so that means its WOKE
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
sorry hets i may have my disagreements with activision-blizzard but i do appreciate that they gave wow players of both factions a wide variety of baddies and daddies to tell them to do war crimes
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Sorry hets but why does the facebook woozy face emoji 🥴 look like someone who is shoving some a thing up their assed hole
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
sorry hets but someone should soak an ounce of the devil's lettuce in alcohol and then shove it up their assed hole for an hour just to see what will happen (this is not medical advice)
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
sorry hets but i find the core horror of bloodborne to be "what if england was real"
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Sorry hets but I should have realized how little "the one movie with Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way" narrows it down
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
sorry hets but in the workers state comic book movies will only be animated and with budgets commiserate to the importance of comic book movies
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
sorry hets but i'm not convinced one way or the other on the question on whether addiction to... ahem, sexual media... exists as a medical phenomenon distinct from general brainrot but it's real suspicious that all the people who think its a serious problem are the worst people imaginable
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Sorry to frenchs but i made boeuf bourguignone in the crocked pott
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Sorry hets but tiddy demons in media are for the lesbians only. bye sexuals can look only with one eye closed. hets must avert their eyes
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Sorry hets but i cannot handle non-interactive media anymore except to listen to while i am consuming an interactive media
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Sorry hets but while italians and i have creative differences vis-à-vis the proper composition of cacio e pepe i believe they are doing god's work by cyberbullying everyone who breaka da pasta when they cook it
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
sorry hets but MILK is an INGREDIENT not a BEVERAGE
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
sorry hets but I am SICK and TIRED of people repeating memes that have bad spelling and grammar WITHOUT that bad spelling and grammar. it is "little a salami" and "don't you want to go ape shitt" you uncultured swine
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Sorry hets but you should never douche with hotted sauce even though your reaction would be very funny if caught on video
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
sorry hets but you shouldn't need to be told to let your coffee cool down to room temperature before you boof it
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
sorry hets but i like my sandwiches like i like my men. a giant italian sub
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
sorry hets but you can't expect everyone to call you lana del rey just because you douche with pepsi-cola
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
sorry hets
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Zoyya @helashandproductions.com · 17/06/2025
in @katmabu.bsky.social 's new video, she calls for democratic leaders and representatives to hold up the morals they're supposed to have. we HAVE TO stand for vulnerable people in our communities. also reminded me that chicago chased trump away from speaking here, love my damn city.
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ICE Is The Problem. We're Not. | Kat Abughazaleh For Illinois
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
sorry hets but now is as good a time as any to reiterate my position on nuclear weapons: GIVE THEM ALL TO THE LESBIANS
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Sorry hets
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
sorry hets but you're not supposed to fuck the sphere of annihilation in the tomb of horrors. that will kill you
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Sorry hets but the proliferation of tiddy demons, while important, has largely erased penis demons, which are equally important
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
sorry hets but "male" and "female" are adjectives not nouns if you use them as such you will sound like a goddamn ferengi
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
sorry hets but isn't it dystopian that donald trump is basically a lolcow who became fucking president of the united states and now it's everyone's problem
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
sorry hets but since the clean water act is basically dead, soon we'll be able to pull a tchaikovsky and persona 3 ourselves by drinking unboiled water anywhere in the country
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
sorry hets but it is well known that catholix and protestants have an exhausting list of critiques of each others' theology. they are all correct
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Sorry hets but if orange man is going to make english the official language of the us he had better start speaking it coherently
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
sorry hets but isn't assless chaps a bit of a misnomer? your ass is still there, it's just out
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
sorry hets but in the workers state cishet m*n will be forbidden from making video games
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Sorry hets but whatever kind of dystopian death panels that conservatives were on about when the ACA was being debated are preferable to the AI claim denial systems that we have now
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
sorry hets but imaginary numbers are real
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Sorry Hets @sorryhets.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
sorry hets but it doesn't matter if being queer is a choice because if it was a choice being queer would be a perfectly good choice to make
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