SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I’m still working on this one. I’ve just been slammed at work and at home. 2484 0
SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I bought the cheapest retro headphones I could find, and the aesthetic is so cold I gotta move plants for fear of frost. 6554 0
SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ok, but really, what the fuck is going on with their faces? Why do they look like wet goblins?? I have doctors that follow me, someone explain. 5304 0
SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How it feels putting paprika and black pepper on a fried egg. 1564 0
SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The whale swallowed me. I should get to choose the exit hole. 030 0
SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I got my covid and flu vaccine and I feel like this. Send vibes. 9290 0
SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026🚨breaking🚨 Local man puts a bunch of shit in a pan with every spice on the rack and calls it “Dinner” 3390 0
SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How I look at every out of pocket reply from people that aren’t my mutuals. 2280 0