Sorrell @sorrell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There are two kinds of music, music I cannot dance to and music I must dance to and it is on this basis that I must insist that supermarkets stop playing Call Me Maybe. 000
Sorrell @sorrell.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I'd love to go to Develop and see all the people, but being around lots of people I don't know, hoping to find people I do know, is terrifying. A thousand people watching me on stage, not a problem. Alone in a bar? Pure terror. Like finding a thousand spiders in your sock. Wish it weren't true. 110
Sorrell @sorrell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026PROMETHEUS: BEHOLD! I bring you the fire of the very Gods themselves! Raw power, the definition of an epoch! Raise yourselves up, become, evolve, challenge for what is rightfully yours! HUMANS: Or we could do some SaaS rationalisation and fire some people and ooh make some powerpoint decks maybe? 140
Sorrell @sorrell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Turns out the videogame industry was just eight rich dudes covering for half a million devs. Who knew? 030
Sorrell @sorrell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026A piece in which 'Product is the output of the team' and 'Your AI is part of the team' is lost in a sea of strange metaphors. Proper banger. marksorrell.substack.com/p/they-made-...marksorrell.substack.comThey Made Me Take My Shoes OffAI Culture Eats AI Strategy For Second Breakfast 031
Sorrell @sorrell.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I wrote an essay just to feel something. And that something was hungry. marksorrell.substack.com/p/my-soup-is...marksorrell.substack.comMy Soup is Full of AssistantsWaiter! Waiter! 020
Sorrell @sorrell.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Being polite to an LLM is like being polite to a waiter. No one knows if waiters are sentient or not, but it’s better to be safe than sorry 040
Reposted by SorrellWill Wiles @willwiles.bsky.social · 02/05/2026(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello 8690681831
Sorrell @sorrell.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I feel bad turning my nose up at people who have plastic surgery. But hey, they started it. 010
Sorrell @sorrell.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Anthropic's new brand 'YOUR LIMITS! LOOK AT YOUR LIMITS! THE LIMITS ARE COMING! STOP DOING THIS! GO AWAY!' is a move. Leave me alone please, I am trying to work. 010
Sorrell @sorrell.bsky.social · 08/04/2026blah blah blah blog post blah blah yes very well done blah blah thoughts on deliberately making AI that's a knobend etc etc etc open.substack.com/pub/marksorr...open.substack.comInside The Tent, Pissing InIntroducing: the_worst_guy_you_know.md 010
Sorrell @sorrell.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I haven't played it, and probs won't, and yet I enjoyed this greatly. 030
Sorrell @sorrell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I spoke to Tony Coles and it turns out he recorded it all and made it into a podcast. These days, you can't trust anyone, these days. 030