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sorenite, supreme cheese master

@sorenite.bsky.social
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just a sentient sea cucumber drifting through life

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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
honestly I'm not mad that the seahawks lost today? I feel like they played pretty well aside from the turnovers, like, that drive down field late in the fourth quarter to bring the game to 30-33? that was impressive!! but also, congrats to the commanders for their big win today!!
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
still thinking about the car in the costco parking lot that had the words "HELP ME PAY FOR MY BOOB JOB!" and a venmo account name written on the back window
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
any seahawks fans in the house
a meme format of two stills from spongebob. (the spongebob episode these stills originate from is about spongebob and his friends gaining superpowers. spongebob was the one who became blindingly fast.) 

in the first still, spongebob has been edited to wear a seattle seahawks football jersey and helmet with the number 11, which is currently jaxon smith-njigba's jersey number. text next to spongebob reads "wanna see me make a catch in the end zone?". 

the second still shows spongebob in the same JSN jersey. this time, text next to him reads "wanna see me do it again?".

the original joke from this spongebob episode poked fun at how, to the viewer, it didn't look like spongebob moved, when in truth, he actually ran so fast the viewer couldn't even process his movement speed.
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
unfortunately my toxic trait is being really into american football
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love putting $60 worth of drugs in my mouth every night before bed send tweet
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I hope the toddler named soren that I met today has a great week!!! :D
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
GUESS WHO'S ✨OVERSTIMULATED✨ AT IKEA
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Drawfee Show @drawfeeshow.com · 01/08/2026
It’s official, DRAWNSTERS has been funded in just TWO DAYS! Thank you all SO much for your support! We’ve got more to come next week, including STRETCH GOALS and our actual GAMEPLAY VIDEO with the early version of the game! We’ll also be talking more about the game on Tuesday’s stream at 8:30PM ET!
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
THIS LIZARD IS OFFICIALLY OVARY-FREE
an extreme closeup of a female bearded dragon from a frontal view, with her face taking up a good 80% of the frame. she does not look impressed.
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
poob has it for you.
an adult female bearded dragon staring directly at the camera. she is light sand-colored with an orange beard and yellow highlights around her eyes and edges of her mouth. she is perched on top of a couple pieces of mopani wood with her right arm down and her left arm perched up. I would describe her face as "comedically blank". she is a bit underweight, but don't worry - we're working on it and she has surgery coming up soon! 💙

the post caption "poob has it for you" does not have any significant meaning behind it. it just felt like the right thing to say. the right vibes. y'know
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
also how the hell could one possibly call this place a disappointment when you get to see THESE guys
a bright yellow banana slug against the backdrop of damp forest dirt in cape disappointment, washington state, USA! another banana slug amidst damp tree bark, dirt, and pieces of moss. this particular slug is bright yellow with prominent brown spotting on its midsection, resembling an overripe banana. there are several pinecones behind it. cape disappointment, washington state, USA!a close-up of a third banana slug, facing the camera, on top of a cluster of bright green leaves. perhaps it is munching on them? this one does not have any obvious brown spotting, and it is a little bit darker in color than the first banana slug. found in cape disappointment, washington state, USA!
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"cape disappointment" is such a funny name to me. naming it that because you couldn't cross the river sounds like a skill issue 😔
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
real life college losers
Characters Aika and Zira from Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl but college aged. Zira has their hair in an updo, tied by a bandana, a purple halter top and frilly denim skirt. They also have a lip piercing and tattoos. Aika wears a blue and yellow cropped tank top, dark, baggy denim jeans and her hair is now black on top and blonde on the bottom. She still has scars on her abdomen. Zira stands behind Aika holding her around her shoulders and Aika holds their forearm while she smiles back at them.
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
WHO'S UP SCRUNKING THEIR GUNK!!!!!???? (it's 10:02 on a wednesday morning and I have no idea what I mean by this)
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I just think that someone needs to do a lesbian retelling of sweeney todd. maybe I should be that person
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
we've already had to pay several thousand to repair a couple of appliances (fridge, water heater) in the span of two weeks, and now I need another 3k to keep my bearded dragon alive I am increasingly physically disabled due to chronic pain, so picking up work shifts is difficult tired.
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
bad month bad month bad month bad month bad month bad month
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🏳️‍⚧️ transexual strong style 🏳️‍⚧️ @tessatestarossa.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
we’re closing in on a week and a half and still no realistic leads. please. even a temporary living situation is better for her than the possibility of being on the street until she can afford to rent a place. your help would save a life
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Gavin Young @gavinyoung.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The Powers That Be have actively silenced any promotion of this important game (and previous posts on bsky were tagged "spam"). Big respect to @kotaku.com for running this piece 🙏 I've backed and wishlisted the game - good luck @rasheedabueideh.bsky.social ! www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/...
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Dreams on a Pillow on Steam
From an award winning game designer, Dreams on a Pillow is a folk tale based on the true events of the 1948 Nakba. Play as Khadra, a young woman fleeing a massacre in this stealth-puzzle adventure gam...
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I don't know what you're talking about. there's nothing on the table.
despite the OP's comment, there is, indeed, something on the table: an all-white male cat laying on his back, with his front paws curled upwards, and he has a relaxed facial expression. his nose and toe beans are particularly pink. he is the only thing on the table (which is also white).
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
please... please someone appreciate the hard work I put into this... I literally spent five hours on the three wolf moon shirt
a screenshot of a Mii* in the new video game, Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. the Mii has been customized to bear a resemblance to The Chosen, a character played by Shayne Topp on Smosh (a comedy YouTube group). The Chosen Mii's important description details are as follows: 

- short dirty blond hair, with bangs parted in the middle
- cool black sunglasses
- the infamous three wolf moon meme t-shirt, which features three wolves howling at the moon against a mystical green background
- khaki cargo shorts 

the author of this post would like to emphasize that the three wolf moon t-shirt is a custom item they made, pixel-by-pixel. yes, it did take five hours. no, I don't do much with my life. 

*a Mii is a customizable humanoid "avatar" commonly seen in Nintendo games. they are originally from the Nintendo Wii era of gaming.
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
ok so I have not read 1984 in forever, but do y'all remember that part where every so often mr. brother would say that they were at war with a different region, and also (sorry to use a buzzword) gaslight the entire nation into believing that they were always at war with that region
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
had a very very good time vending at squatchcon in port angeles this weekend :-) just slept a billion hours to recover from everything tho lmao
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
he is salted sweet cream butter......
photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
oh they've found the Salted Sweet Cream Butter post again
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I. I got called a slur at work today. on trans day of visibility. I have not been called anything like that in a long time. hard to believe it wasn't a coincidence
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Peter Clines @peterclines.com · 31/03/2026
Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.
A set of screenshots from DEEP SPACE NINE. An old Klingon throws his arms around Dax and shouts "Curzon, my beloved old friend!" 

Dax returns the hug and says "I'm Jadzia now."

The Klingon grabs her shoulders, smiles, and says "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"
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Starite 🌟 @starite.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart
a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."
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infinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 23/03/2025
porygon2 download process #drawdogs #pokemon
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
read some world news last night and started to feel sick to my stomach, and then I had bad dreams all night. cool
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
unfortunately, my life now revolves around pokopia. I had no idea this game would hook me so badly
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
the future is for trans people
a black and white edit that reads "the future includes trans people". around the text is a floral pattern. the image is grainy
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White Squirrel 📦 @whitesquirrel.com · 17/03/2026
If you’ve ever complained about shipping prices, please take that energy and direct it to your elected representatives. Tell them to fight for more funding of the postal service! If we lose the USPS it’s absolutely inevitable that shipping rates will increase with all carriers. 😤
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- ̗̀ silas / ziggy ̖́- @prophetesque.gay · 09/03/2026
he/hee hoo/hoo are my proclowns
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
> posts silly-cute photos of bertie in a costco box > goes to bed > wakes up to HOW many notifications on that post???????? how did this happen
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
he is salted sweet cream butter......
photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......
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D.J. Kirkland @ohheydj.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!!!!
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I'm not even a steelers or ravens fan but that game was I N S A N E HOLY SHIT
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
he's recently learned that he really enjoys humping stuffed animals, and he was experimenting on EVERYTHING he could get his little mouth on, so we confiscated all stuffed animals, except for the one I've decided is his - the Fuck Dinosaur, bravely sacrificing itself
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
spending the rainy, cool morning with monterey bay aquarium lo-fi videos, while listening to my horny white male cat run around the house with his Fuck Dinosaur 😌😌😌
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I would probably miss the general cheeriness of americans (random compliments to strangers and the sort), but otherwise I am so ready to assimilate to a different culture. I'm tired of living in YEEHAW MY RIGHTS land
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I know a lot of people would tell me "if you don't like the united states, then LEAVE", and, like, yeah man... if I had the money for it? I'd be outta here in the blink of an eye
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
so I really was not in austria long enough to get an actual sense of what life is like there. I'm sure it's very different from the picturesque scenes in my mind. but it's GOTTA be better than living in the united states right now, right???
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
today is a day of mourning for me two years ago today, I was in salzburg, austria with my wife. I did not want to come home. not to be dramatic but I feel like I left a part of me behind in salzburg
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
who tf are dan and phil
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
tfw u buy a really cool pen holder featuring five really cool people for your really cool pen, but u like the really cool box so much u cannot bring yourself to open it thank you so much for coming into my home @drawfeeshow.com!!!!! 💙
A red Youtooz-branded box sits on top of a closed touchscreen laptop. The box front has a plastic see-thru window, through which you can see a black and white figurine featuring cartoony representations of the five main people behind the Drawfee YouTube channel - Jacob, Karina, Nathan, Julia, and David. An orange digital pen sits on top of the Youtooz box. A blurry TV showing Drawfee video thumbnails can be seen in the distant background.
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
coworker: (takes a bite of food) coworker: mmm me: is it good? coworker: no
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
every time I remember the word "haboob" is real, an angel gets its wings
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
oh my hod how could I forget my fourth special interest: star trek
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sorenite, supreme cheese master @sorenite.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
y'all should've seen me when we were preparing to go to paris in late 2023 and I wanted to figure out how we could take the subway to various places we wanted to visit
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