soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 22/12/2025mostly offline, but talked about noni online. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/e... 020
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 22/10/2025wrote about diane keaton forever choosing to go solo despite all the romantic comedies.defector.comDiane Keaton’s Solo Act | DefectorAt the end of Baby Boom, the 1987 film starring Diane Keaton as a career woman who suddenly becomes a mother after “inheriting” a baby, she stands before a board room full of the very men who decided ... 1161
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 16/10/2025wrote about the dual meaning of that robe... defector.com/the-robe-run...defector.comThe Robe Runner | Defector“She’s a runner, you a stone.” That’s a weird thing to say to Leonardo DiCaprio’s character, Pat Calhoun, in One Battle After Another, given that the first time we see him in the film, he is in motion... 091
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 26/09/2025wrote about THE SIMPSONS, a show people can't stop quoting to me even tho i have never seen an entire episode. (s/o to @alansiegella.bsky.social for sending me his book despite this).defector.comTo Artistic Freedom: The Cause Of, And Solution To, All Of Life’s Problems | DefectorPeople have been quoting The Simpsons to me so often, and for so long, that even if I don’t recognize the quote, I am able to recognize that it’s from The Simpsons. When I do recognize the quote, it’s... 0102
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 18/09/2025wrote about robert redford's trademark second look.defector.comRobert Redford Made An Art Of The Double Take | DefectorWhen I read that Robert Redford died on Tuesday, I did a double take. I didn’t realize he was 89, but even if he was, he had that air of immortality that attaches to all true movie stars. The double t... 820227
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 16/08/2025could write several thousand words about marc maron on the cover of thr and what that says about journalism rn. 050
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 31/07/2025nothing like spending months on a super sprawling reported culture piece to make you realize how few places run that shit anymore...if anyone has any names for places that do i would love to hear them. 0110
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 07/07/2025if you are a culture critic, it's rare to have your work be actively obviously useful, but i wrote about writer hanif kureishi suddenly becoming a paraplegic and capturing his changing perspective in his new memoir, SHATTERED, and got a magical comment. defector.com/hanif-kureis... 1160
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 13/06/2025it takes a minute...defector.comStick With 'Dept. Q' | DefectorThere’s been this ongoing concern, I mean like in the air, for a while now, about people’s attention spans. I find it even creeping into my conversations. “Is this boring?” I’ll ask a few minutes into... 090
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 15/05/2025this movie is not my friend.defector.com'Friendship' Can't Sustain The Relationship | DefectorWould you be into watching a 100-minute I Think You Should Leave sketch? Because that’s basically what Friendship is—a Tim Robinson sketch stretched out way past its welcome. Robinson stars as Craig W... 050
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 29/04/2025wrote about tunde adebimpe's first (!!!) solo album and the time-travelling quality of mixes (he designed it to be like a mixtape :x)defector.comTunde Adebimpe's Solo Debut Channels The Gift Of The Mixtape | DefectorAnything I say about “Magnetic,” the lead single off TV On The Radio frontman Tunde Adebimpe’s first solo album, Thee Black Boltz, won’t live up to hearing it for the first time. Go listen to it. Bett... 151
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 11/04/2025i got too excited about DROP. poor DROP.defector.com'Drop' Is Not A '90s Thriller Because The '90s Are Unfortunately Over | DefectorI haven’t been as excited to see a movie as I was to see Drop in possibly years. I saw the trailer a couple of months ago at the beginning of some other movie I don’t remember, and this is how the tra... 060
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025wrote about mark corrigan's new show.defector.com'Ludwig' Gets Cozy With David Mitchell's Limits | DefectorIn the modest new British detective series Ludwig, comedian David Mitchell—who you will likely know as uptight office drone Mark Corrigan from Jesse Armstrong’s very pre-Succession cult hit Peep Show—... 070
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 24/03/2025the chokehold this woman had on canadian girls in the 90s. cultmtl.com/2025/03/film...cultmtl.comFilmmaker Sook-Yin Lee adapted her ex-boyfriend's sex-work memoir Paying for ItSook-Yin Lee recreates the Toronto of her 20s in her adaptation of her ex-boyfriend Chester Brown's graphic novel Paying for It. 040
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 19/03/2025i thot this was just a j-cloth. i wrote about it. defector.com/what-the-bea...defector.comWhat The Beads Can Tell You | DefectorA week after Doug Ford (our provincial version of Trump, in every sense of the word) handily won the premiership of Ontario for a third time in a row, and within days of the announcement that some fuc... 010
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 20/02/2025wrote about BLACK BOX DIARIES, which really moved me (and is up for an academy award).defector.com'Black Box Diaries' Splits A Journalist In Two | DefectorThe “black box” in the title of Shiori Itō’s documentary Black Box Diaries, in which the journalist investigates her own sexual assault, essentially refers to the excuse Japan gives for not properly i... 040
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 17/02/2025in the midst of the snowstorm yesterday, friend alerted me to @misterpatches.bsky.social on the FitWR podcast giving a s/o to my NOSFERATU article @defector.bsky.social (defector.com/when-did-the...). big thank you to matt and here's the link:fightinginthewarroom.com499.25 – Trump x2 Coping Media, 2025 New Movie Quiz, Making New Friends as an Adult | Fighting In The War Room 131
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 12/02/2025wrote about her.defector.comThere's Always Room For More Merritt Wever | DefectorI was sleepwatching through the first two episodes of Severance. It’s not an easy show to get into. It’s sterile because it’s supposed to be—it’s a show about a biotech company called Lumon whose empl... 69012
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 31/01/2025wrote about sebastian stan, A DIFFERENT MAN, and the power of perspective. defector.com/a-different-... 0111
Reposted by soraya robertsDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 21/01/2025“If a fragmented populace is watching so much in fragmentation, doesn’t it make sense for story arc to become beside the point?” -Soraya Roberts defector.com/when-did-the...defector.comWhen Did The Moving Image Stop Moving? | DefectorWhen I was a kid, like a lot of kids in the ‘80s, I had a View-Master. I had a few View-Masters, actually. You may have seen them before—they were these little red camera-looking things, with what loo... 2305
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 21/01/2025wrote about the primacy of image over story.defector.comWhen Did The Moving Image Stop Moving? | DefectorWhen I was a kid, like a lot of kids in the ‘80s, I had a View-Master. I had a few View-Masters, actually. You may have seen them before—they were these little red camera-looking things, with what loo... 091
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 14/01/2025i am never saying journalism is dead again because there seem to be an endless supply of staff jobs (in canada at least) for the assembly line of indistinguishable white men in this industry. 050
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 03/12/2024last column before christmas break is on james acaster's new special, HECKLERS WELCOME (i really wanted to like this!!!), and the inundation of crowd work in comedy.defector.comCrowd Work Isn't A Substitute For Comedy | DefectorI hate to say it, but the biggest laugh in James Acaster’s new special, Hecklers Welcome, comes from a heckle. Obviously. The show opens with the British comic naming his house rules, which amount to ... 391
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 13/11/2024the magical hell of the second draft being WAY TOO UNDER WORD COUNT despite adding MORE information, not less. 240
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 13/11/2024is there a more kick ass name than Toussaint L’Ouverture 0131
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 12/11/2024wrote about SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE and this: defector.com/somebody-som... 3365
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 04/11/2024someone needs to explain sylvia wynter to me cause i fear my brain is not big enough. 300
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 04/11/2024imagine you had to illegally download every book you need for research because you couldn't afford them all and public libraries were so underfunded there was a 10-yr hold on every book you need? thank god i live in canada where the people in power definitely don't have open contempt for knowledge. 060
Reposted by soraya robertssoraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 25/10/2024wrote about the holiest of holies.defector.comIn Communion With MJ Lenderman | DefectorThere’s something cathartic about a room full of strangers singing the words, “You don’t know the shape I’m in.” It’s not that the crowd wasn’t singing along to most every other song MJ Lenderman play... 041
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 25/10/2024wrote about the holiest of holies.defector.comIn Communion With MJ Lenderman | DefectorThere’s something cathartic about a room full of strangers singing the words, “You don’t know the shape I’m in.” It’s not that the crowd wasn’t singing along to most every other song MJ Lenderman play... 041
Reposted by soraya robertssoraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 08/10/2024on THE TALL GUY -- one of my favourites -- and richard curtis before we lost him to LOVE ACTUALLY.defector.com'The Tall Guy' Is Richard Curtis At His Pre-Hollywood Best | DefectorAbout halfway through my millionth encounter with Elephant, the fictional, Andrew Lloyd Webber-spoofing musical that features in the 1989 film The Tall Guy, I thought it might be one of the most perfe... 041
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 08/10/2024on THE TALL GUY -- one of my favourites -- and richard curtis before we lost him to LOVE ACTUALLY.defector.com'The Tall Guy' Is Richard Curtis At His Pre-Hollywood Best | DefectorAbout halfway through my millionth encounter with Elephant, the fictional, Andrew Lloyd Webber-spoofing musical that features in the 1989 film The Tall Guy, I thought it might be one of the most perfe... 041
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 04/10/2024this headline. i wrote about JOKER: FOLIE A DEUX (speaking of titles ffs) and being bored as hell.defector.comFolie À Poo: Boredom Is A Joker Sequel | DefectorDavid Foster Wallace had a thing for boredom. He had such a thing for it that he turned it into a kind of last legacy. According to a lengthy (and pretty great) piece in The New Yorker by D.T. Max pub... 170
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 03/10/2024friend told me fiona apple's FETCH THE BOLT CUTTERS was recently named pitchfork's album of the decade (have been pretty offline working on book). on that occasion, thot I would reup this icymi the first time.longreads.comWhat Happens If I Don’t Like Fiona Apple? - LongreadsIt seems like everyone in the world loves "Fetch the Bolt Cutters." So why don't I? On the isolation of disconnection. 130
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2024"he asks a question familiar to so many women—'why didn’t you tell me?'—and the unspoken reply, as always, is, 'why should I have to?'" ICYMI i wrote about NIGHTBITCH.defector.com'Nightbitch' Is About A Woman Clawing Back Her Time | DefectorNightbitch is billed as a film about an overburdened stay-at-home mom who turns into a dog at night in order to free herself from her shackles. But it’s the night part rather than the bitch part that ... 040
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 19/09/2024"the rare mainstream hollywood movie that not only dissects a particular kind of passive male uselessness...but how that uselessness can actively prey on women’s time." on NIGHTBITCH:defector.com'Nightbitch' Is About A Woman Clawing Back Her Time | DefectorNightbitch is billed as a film about an overburdened stay-at-home mom who turns into a dog at night in order to free herself from her shackles. But it’s the night part rather than the bitch part that ... 040
Reposted by soraya robertssoraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 06/09/2024was not married to this column at the start, but it might be one of my favourites i have done @defector.bsky.social?defector.comAdam Sandler Lets Us Love Him | DefectorI’m not sure Adam Sandler is capable of doing a bad set. Four decades into his career, I think he might be too much of a pro. Asking him to do stand-up badly would be like asking a master carpenter to... 051
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 06/09/2024was not married to this column at the start, but it might be one of my favourites i have done @defector.bsky.social?defector.comAdam Sandler Lets Us Love Him | DefectorI’m not sure Adam Sandler is capable of doing a bad set. Four decades into his career, I think he might be too much of a pro. Asking him to do stand-up badly would be like asking a master carpenter to... 051
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 29/08/2024its the 30th anniversary of MY SO-CALLED LIFE, so just dropping this here (my first book! wrote it in 2016 @ecwpress.bsky.social): ecwpress.com/products/in-... 081
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 14/08/2024couldn't not write about THE FACULTY birthing josh hartnett. defector.com/josh-hartnet...defector.comJosh Hartnett Was Always Guaranteed To Jack You Up | DefectorIt’s 26 years after the fact, but when I see Josh Hartnett now, I can’t not think of Josh Hartnett, around 20 years old, in his final scene of only his second feature film, The Faculty, Robert Rodrigu... 3110
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 02/08/2024wrote about continuing to go to concerts outside as the heat gets more unbearable.defector.comShould I Die For Orville Peck? | DefectorWould I die for Orville Peck? Seriously, would I die to hear Orville Peck yodel: “SEE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE, see the boys as they walk on by.” Because I think I would. I think I would die for Orville Peck’s ... 130
Reposted by soraya robertssoraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 26/07/2024wrote about the tornado movie.defector.com'Twisters' Can't Singlehandedly Drag Us Back To The '90s | DefectorI was really excited to see Twisters. Excessively excited. I was more excited to see Twisters than I was to see Twister almost three decades ago. That film came out in May 1996; Mission: Impossible ca... 1121
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 26/07/2024wrote about the tornado movie.defector.com'Twisters' Can't Singlehandedly Drag Us Back To The '90s | DefectorI was really excited to see Twisters. Excessively excited. I was more excited to see Twisters than I was to see Twister almost three decades ago. That film came out in May 1996; Mission: Impossible ca... 1121
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 09/07/2024"I can’t stop thinking about the fact that in 1995 it was possible to land a so-called 'micro-tight' budget of $6 million (in today’s money) to shoot a meandering movie in 35 days on location in Knoxville, Tenn., about a guy finding his first gray hair."defector.com'Box Of Moonlight' Is A Gem From The '90s Indie Boom | DefectorI can’t stop thinking about the fact that in 1995 it was possible to land a so-called “micro-tight” budget of $6 million (in today’s money) to shoot a meandering movie in 35 days on location in Knoxvi... 030
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 21/05/2024i wrote about the embarrassing number of times i read/watch/listen to things -- in this case, caroline polachek's "starburned and unkissed" from I SAW THE TV GLOW.defector.comHow Many Times Is Too Many Times? | DefectorI don’t know how music critics do this—I feel an immense impulse to just link to the song I’m about to talk about in order to save myself the anguish—but I am going to try to describe in mere words ho... 1132
soraya roberts @sorayaroberts.bsky.social · 04/05/2024“trent reznor and atticus ross are not just turning a game into music, they are sublimating the emotions of the players inside that game.” yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, i also wrote about CHALLENGERS.defector.comYou Can't Not Surrender To The 'Challengers' Soundtrack | DefectorYeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah, that’s 10 yeahs. And, yeah, that’s how Challengers makes you feel. That song, the third on the film’s soundtrack, is scored entirely by Trent R... 050