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Sophie Beer

@sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social
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Kids author and illustrator✨☀✨ Into books and equality. She/her Debut MG 'Thunderhead' out now with A&U

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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me: What book should we read next? 5 y-o: Something with dragons. And goblins. And elves. But mostly dragons. Me, desperately trying to appear chill: Oh yeah, I think I know a book like that.
A copy of the hobbit
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's been two months since I had the flu and I'm still so tireddddd all the time. Can my body just like, NOT keep the score for one goddamn minute????
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My 5 y-o is obsessed with 'Drops of Jupiter' by Train and requests it every time we get into the car. No parenting book has prepared me for this.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'M DOING IT.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone come look after my kids so I can go see Tom Cruise in 'Digger' before the internet spoils the big twist for me.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tragic: my kids say 'sneakers'. RIP the word 'sandshoes'. You were too nichely Queensland for this world.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had an exquisitely detailed dream last night that I found a tiny, flea-ridden, grey and white kitten in the bush and adopted it. Just posting this as proof in case the Cat Distribution System sends applications via dreams now.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty sure my 2 y-o is dropping his nap, which seems very unfair. THE NAP WAS NOT FOR HIM. IT WAS FOR ME.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a heavily tattooed person, it's soooo funny when I wear short sleeves for the first hot spring day after winter and do a double take at a tattoo I had completely forgotten was on my own body.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Amphibian brain trust: Are the tadpoles I've been lovingly nurturing for the past few weeks in our pond actually CANE TOAD TADPOLES??? 😭😭😭
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've got an ear infection in my hearing ear so I am one step away from getting one of those old-timey hearing trumpets and yelling 'SPEAK UP, YOUNG'UN' at everyone I meet.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
5yo recently got his first watch. Gonna pop an aneurysm trying to explain it to him.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New species of cat discovered in Bolivian jungle!!!! This isn't the special new cat, it's just my cat. But he's special to me 🥹
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We went to the orientation for my son's new school for when he starts prep next year. They don't have a librarian!! One of the teachers suggested it was a funding issue. I'm a bit horrified. I legitimately don't think I'd be a author without the influence of my primary school librarian.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Poverty causes stress ⬇️ Stress causes medical issues ⬇️ Doctors visits are now prohibitively expensive. Poverty is pernicious and infiltrates every aspect of your life. www.theguardian.com/business/gro...
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In such a rich country, it is shameful how many Australians on jobseeker are dying in desperate poverty | Greg Jericho
Lifting the abysmally low jobseeker rate to the poverty line would save thousands of lives
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Extremely validated that I included this mean jab against Ed Sheeran in 'Thunderhead' 🇵🇸
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
5yo (who is refracting the world through gender lately): 2yo's favourite colour is pink and he has a piggy tail. But...we call him a boy. So, is he a boy or a girl? 2yo: (indignantly) I'm a baby!!!
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Incredibly funny that you can be like I've read Assassin's Apprentice, Royal Assassin and Assassin's Quest, over 500,000 words in the Realm of the Elderlings books, and Robin Hobb fans will be like oh amazing! So you've just read the foreword, then!
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Two of our spiny leaf insect eggs hatched and now I will kill for my tiny, spindly babies.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My immune system: Oh, Book Week is over? *finger whistles and beckons in every virus I've been fending off over the past month*
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I hate that AI has basically made it impossible for me to look up cool animal videos with my kid. Look at this detritus!!!!!!!!! I don't want to see AI slop videos of pistol shrimp, YouTube!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN IT ALL DOWN.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Did an interview on a moving City Cat!!! It was very cute!!!
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Waking to the news about Dolly and crying like I've lost a relative 😭😭😭😭
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bought a ukulele to learn some songs for when I do kindy author visits and my brain researcher husband got all excited. 'Learning an instrument is AMAZING for your neuroplasticity!!!!!' I just wanted to be whimsical, man!!!
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
People on my viral HP post calling me an abuser for not exposing my kid to Harry Potter...............I implore HP fans to touch grass.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hmmmmm after having an Instagram post blow up, I now think the internet was a mistake. I have learned several new slurs over the past 48 hours.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Any other millennial parents out there confused about how to approach a certain wizard you once loved with your kids, like me????? I made a handy guide! #harrypotter
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Teachers, I have a few questions about AI! Do your kids interact with it? Oblivious to it? Hate it? Love it? And what about you yourself? Does it help you in your work? Would you avoid it like the plague?
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Having spiny leaf insects as pets for kids! Pros: - They are cute and easy to maintain! Cons: - Sometimes you'll realise the reason the two year old has been so quiet is because the largest leaf insect is currently riding a toy monster truck.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Does anyone have a favourite piece of writing about AI and art/creativity? I'M WORKING ON A THING.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Went to a fancy restaurant while on my Sydney book tour on the weekend and they were using AI illustrations for the menu and all of the advertising in the bathroom. Disgoostin'.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Went to a fancy restaurant while on my Sydney book tour on the weekend and they were using AI illustrations for the menu. Disgoostin'.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sat in a cafe for an hour this morning trying to sort out which of my million book ideas I'm really, truly excited about vs which of my million book ideas would realistically sell more than one copy.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Me at 6pm on a Sunday: I should buy a riso printer. I will hyperfixate on this all week now. My pile of urgent work that needs to be done:
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Brisbane musicals enthusiasts, benefit from me being an incurable scatterbrain and booking Book of Mormon tickets for when I'll be interstate on a book tour 😭 tixel.com/u/sophieb701
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Sophie B. is selling tickets | Tixel
Sophie B. is selling tickets using Tixel
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
An incredibly annoying occupational pitfall of being a writer of kids books is that you'll think of an AMAZING, SHINY, ORIGINAL IDEA and send it to your agent and she'll be like oh yeah Bluey already did that.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Look, I'm all for seeing squidgy potatoes adorned with bows like tiny, drooling Sias, but I just think we're limiting babies' sartorial options!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #comic
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My partner, who has read The Odyssey far more times than I have (easy to do, I'm on zero) did a happy little excited wiggle/clap combo in his cinema seat during THAT SCENE in the third act, and I keep thinking about it and grinning 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The person who loves impersonating me is back! If you have a moment and a tiktok account, please go report this account 😭😩🙏Tiktok's AI reporting system has failed to take it down on my own behalf www.tiktok.com/@beersophie
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
One of our spiny leaf insects died and I've been so low-key devastated about it, my husband had to remind me that it was an invertebrate. 'Bugs don't feel pain, Sophie.' You know what ELSE APPARENTLY CAN'T FEEL PAIN???? MY HUSBAND'S WITHERED HEART 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
WENT TO THE ABBEY MEDIEVAL FEST. DID A LOT OF TWIRLING.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I THINK I FOUND FIRE ANTS IN MY SUBURB ON A VACANT LOT???? They are all different sizes with a dirt mound nest 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hello, I am an attendant in an art gallery :) Woah, what's that over there? A overwhelmed mum trying desperately to calm her toddler down as they're exiting the gallery? I'd better run up to her just to remind her that the sultana clutched in her toddler's tiny wrathful fist is FORBIDDEN.
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Completely rude of the Australian parliament to have not considered the plight of middle grade/young adult writers when implementing the under 16s social media ban. So many convenient plot contrivances aided by social media! All gone!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
An unforeseen outcome of having a kid called 'Augie' is that your Google Home will think his name is this instead.
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Lynn Plourde @lynnplourde.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
5 out of 5 stars for LOVES MAKES A FAMILY by Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social #boardbook #love #family @penguinschoollib.bsky.social
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
For 10 minutes every morning, sunlight slants through my studio window at such an angle that it casts shadows of the doodles I drew upon the window pane onto my desk 💖
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Quick question for Aussie high school teachers: what texts are you teaching in yrs 7 and 8 atm?
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Sophie Beer @sophiebeerdraws.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My toddler got his first party invitation 😁 My toddler got his first party invitation and it's AI designed 😬 My toddler got his first party invitation, it's AI, AND!!! the parents uploaded their kid's face to use in the invitation, so I assume Chatgpt now legally owns their child.
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