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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

My Dad NEVER wore a mankini and he smoked Rothmans. Otherwise pretty accurate. PS I have beautiful sky blue DMs, size 4.

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You been visiting the ladies’? All scribbling on the walls of the ladies’ toilet are TRUE!

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

More fluey than usual. Hot toddy and an early night, a small price to pay for protection. Hope the headache eases x

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This year’s version has, unusually, left me with a fever, aching bones, and a right royal headache!

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I love a beard but my lord, of blessed memory, claimed that putting his head on the pillow encouraged the hair to retreat, growing inwards. (Some men are weird)

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So fess up, what have you done/forgotten to do? Or have you had your teeth sharpened?

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I once contemplated staging a modern re-enaction of the Croxton play of the sacrament close to Bury St Edmunds.

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I am often amazed at how articulate I can be when drunk. Long live single malts!

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Some of us delight in odd socks. I even have odd shoes.

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

FFS! Why can’t these degenerates just use their imagination (if they must). AI generates what already exists!!!!!

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

When my dad died we had a cardboard coffin on which we all wrote our farewells. 3 years later we requested the same for mum, funeral director recalled rude words written on a similar coffin years before, oops!

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I suspect a lot of these horrid views are not born in Norfolk. David’s principles are a lot more representative (I hope!).

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Oh, sweetheart! Norfolk has been such a welcoming county. Wrong pub maybe? Xxx

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

It’s in the nature of such nouns that you can invent your own xxx

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Is this an equal opportunities position? Asking for a devout friend…

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Barca is not fond of my postman but welcomes food deliveries/amazon and all other agencies, even Evri.

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I spend too much time alone and my devices are just for me. Rare visit to hospital, phone rang, Patricia the Stripper ringtone, sounded very loud in the waiting room.

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Pythons again - all about the joys of having a penis. Look it up it’s great if a little embarrassing as a ringtone!

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

That is one of my daughter’s ringtone. Luckily she seldom calls! Another daughter’s ringtone is the penis song…

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

God preserve us from autocorrect! I will learn ‘im!!!!!!!

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Wow! I tend to get more tolerant. You must be drinking the wrong stuff (or Aristotle is - introduce us, I’ll learn ‘I’m!)

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Grandmother here. I smell of 4711 cologne, the bobbly liquorice all sorts, garlic and smoked paprika. Little changes.

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Paddington 2 is the best however I am assuming you will have control of the remote (known as the twitcher chez moi) so all bets are off.

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Valley of the Neander!!! Is nowhere safe from auto-correct (or idiots who fail to do their own checking)?

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Good Lord! A hairy Neanderthal! (Do your origins lie in the valley of the Neanderthal?)

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

So he did! Not quite the stetson…🤣

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

It’s cowboys and Indians, the child’s game and he sees himself in a white hat riding a white horse!

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Bragging again. You can manage all your sumptuous dinners with one tooth? Bravo boss x

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Rupert Lowe disgraces East Anglia every time he posts - on any platform!

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Currently reading, so far, so good…

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Went to a Led By Donkeys event recently in Suffolk (sorry Norfolk, strayed over the border). Very interesting! And thank you, Rupert x

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

The Windmills of someone’s mind

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

The world got selfish. I still believe that if we all put the other first most of us would have what we need.

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Amen! In the uk it’s easy to see Thatcher’s, “no such thing as society” damage but the Yanks are less easily understood.

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I’m older. I find myself explaining to my (adult) children that politics didn’t use to be like this. It addles my brain trying to fathom how we got here x

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I’m old now, maybe too late for the sleeping beauty several years’ sleep (at least 4) but I am gonna try!

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Did you administer the tablet or did your good lady? If you did it I need to see your scars x

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Spangles? Spangles?!!! Yes please x

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I once moved out of a house I had lived in for 2 years. During the cleaning process I found socks behind radiators that were nothing to do with my family! And they weren’t there when I moved in, I swear!

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

It’s where socks go. They surface years later from behind radiators. Q.E.D heating systems are connected to the Bermuda Triangle. Fact! x

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

The more it changes etc. We seem incapable of joining the dots 😢

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Three sides: the one who tells it, the one who hears it, and the facts. Happy Friday 13th x

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

The Trump/Musk relationship is so damned dodgy on so many levels.

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Johanna Walden @sopad.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I love a bloater! Not easy to come by these days. Where did you get yours?

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