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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 6h

The only 4DX movie I've ever seen was the second Black Panther. It threw me around so hard that I legit passed a kidney stone after I got home from it. No lie. I have zero desire to see another 4DX movie.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I was wondering if he was just gonna grab hold of the tail rotor....

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If at any point, whoever is in charge of the music wants to accidentally slip Sam Kinison's version of Wild Thing in instead - especially if Mox is walking past Renee doing one of her ringside spots - I will laugh-cry myself unconscious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Us first. Hell, I'd be thrilled shitless with Zelenskyy.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wonder if he'd like to grab a milk crate and say that to the mayor's face.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And Koko loved cats. I trust Koko more, if only for that reason.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He's been doing some video game stuff in Japan, so I think he came back specifically for this. I don't think he was gonna have a story going for a bit.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

God knows they went through 5 different options of where/how/when to air the show before settling on the YouTube one the night before the thing. So, yeah, it can be postponed a night. If they really cared to, anyway.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'd rather pay someone who knows how the fuck to do the job.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Is he worried he's gonna miss last call?

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

At this rate, just get a damned hockey goalie gear bag.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You've heard there's also a movement to put an Imagination Library in the airport, too, right? That is just so damned awesome.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Me trying to support my household on my $2000 a month pay, after my husband lost his $4000-5000 a month job 6 months ago and still can't find one, is by far NOT having "more money in my pocket".... 😑😐😡

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My husband is having hell trying to find a job at 56, after losing his in February. My dad still works 6 days a week at 76.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I just wonder if I can rent her to come to work with me for a day. I desperately need some dumb bitches to be told they're dumb bitches....

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Y'all came across AMAZING. Had I been able to tear myself away from the TV and go outside for a moment, I might've been able to hear you a few times all the way across the pond in Oklahoma. Thank you for being awesome!

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Man, I was having flashbacks to his dad around 1990 with that one. I told my dad that Steven was making me feel like a 9 year old wrestling fan again.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This was a hard one for me. Kenny has been my # 1, for a very long time. Will has been my 2nd favorite for just as long, even when he was still in Japan. That entrance ended me though. He thought he was gonna have to do it alone, but got to see everyone who helped along the way. Ugh... Tore me up.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Yep. It's fine on YouTube. Hopefully they'll get it fixed in the next 2 hours.

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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Farewell, Dolly x

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

So what is it if Weird Al does a scene with Muppets? Will the entire space/time continuum go bonkers or????

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Enjoy our "hairdryer in the greenhouse of hell" weather, while you're here.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If you want to visit Oklahoma, I can offer you some 103s. It's like running a hair dryer in a greenhouse in the backyard of hell. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Mother Nature sure did miss a chance here....

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Doesn't this fall under gender affirming care?

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

You little shit! I haven't played in like, 3 years, but man, I wouldn't have turned that thing down if someone gave it to me. That is so cool....

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Yeah, well, Kev... You're not trying to single-handedly keep a household afloat on a $2200 a month paycheck with $2700-2800 in bills, after your husband lost his job 5 months ago and can't find a new one to save his life, even after applying for dozens.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I'm on the other side. With it being a dream match for both teams, and both being closer to the end than the beginning, I think they just need to let them have their chance.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

In 2 weeks, they'll have a concept of a plan. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

That was SO fucking good, dude. Neat venue too. Loved it!

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Maybe Canada would like to work up a bill for services rendered on 9/11....letting us park our fucking planes there, and bending over backwards to assist the people stranded. As an American, I'm all for this. O Canada, motherfuckers.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

My lord... I read through this whole thing to learn I'm apparently the only one who sat through Splice in the theatre. Wait... There were a few people in there with me. Including my husband. Good fuck, that was horrible.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ My hometown team!

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Dearest Gonzo - I'm Orange Catsidy, and my daddo lost his job 5 months ago, so I understand. Momb has been working hard, but is stressed a lot because of it. Momb and me can only send good thoughts and pets right now, but we sure hope it gets better for you soon. 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

He's aware Lindsay was gay, right? I mean, he wouldn't normally do that for someone of that persuasion....

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I have been playing this off & on for the past year. Siiiiiiigh.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

And he had to do it in the giant metropolis of Oklahoma City, too. *snort*....

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Damn.... He looks old as hell and beat to shit in that pic.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Same with me and jewelry ideas. I keep a huge notebook with me to take notes. But then by the time I get home, I'm so pissed off and worn out from work that I don't feel like making any of it.

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Candace - Orange's Human @soonerpenguin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I said this exact thing to my husband right after Belgium scored their 3rd.

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