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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Mom took us to see it when it came out, I was like 11. Probably got half the jokes give or take, but the whole theater was losing it every 10 seconds. The next day: "OH MY GOD, HE SAID THE SHIT WAS GONNA HIT THE FAN...THEN IT TOTALLY DID!!!"

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She finished 2nd in her lawsuit, that's an improvement!

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Yes, it's great." -DJT, standing at the top of Ivana's staircase

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Rams go to heaven Darts go to hell wait that's awful, just erase this instead of hitting pos

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Here's the definitive list. Asked for by no one.

Only 3 animated shows - your boy is growing up.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Oh man, the 5th place finisher is gonna be so pissed off

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

(Pete Townshend voice) SHOUGH BOYS

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

To be fair, he was good at dodging shoes (and the draft).

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Thank you for the reminder that Rush Limbaugh is no longer with us.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Still not sure about the one in Cat In The Hat, but I suppose the good doctor knew what he was conveying.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Shortest path, straight line.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

(left ankle nods knowingly, having been some kind of fucked up for 30+ years, but doctors are just, shrug, ain't none of my business) (lot of words for a parenthetical, management regrets nothing)

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

They clearly Don't Fear The Raper.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Which one? I got the Busch Light one, hopefully you went another direction.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Their version is superior. It's science.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

So we're just ignoring the fact that they were literally two weeks from annihilating us nuclearly? In fact, three of the forwards are leading scientists and we're just letting them run willy-nilly all over our pitches? They're completely ungrateful for everything we're doing to them.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

We are legion. Wait, rethinking that.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Grew up Catholic, can't escape it.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

So your cup was missing a little off the top?

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

People are saying "Go Algae" but I'm over here saying "Go Robert Mueller and the Rule of Law"

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Those corn muffins were lousy!

Ken Jennings confronts President Obama about the shoddy rain gutters job.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Hey, that's rough. Very sorry for your loss, and very glad she had a great life.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

No there are not, so help me Jeeeeeeesus.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I don't need any info other than the mugshot.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Bosnia AND Herzegovina? In this economy???

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

First, it's spelled "Holland" and second, they usually go by Netherlands, but yeah they'll probably score some goals in the group stage.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Yeah, Kobe's the weak link. But they can go undefeated because Wilt will put back all his misses.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Finally. I can stop doing this stupid thing.

This team will also score a lot of groupies.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Got your own lil Daft Punk gamer!

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Does it give you the urge to screw married guys whose wives are dying?

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Pete's not much of a fighter though. Just look at his demons.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Sorry, but you kind of deserve it for choosing shithead Stockton.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Ok, here's the culmination of MINUTES of effort:

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Thanks. I didn't wanna work today anyway.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

(dips jug into the Cuyahoga River) It me, brown water carrier

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I've not had that opportunity but I can't begrudge DeNiro for that decision.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I agree that we (mostly) agree, and I think what Wil's saying is the constant drumbeat of grifting, abuse, inanity, and fascism that we're subjected to every day - THAT would not be happening. Other stuff? There were protests about it under Biden. Now? No time, no oxygen for those protests.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Assuming you're (mostly) talking about Gaza, it's gotten worse under Trump. I don't think for one second Harris would have said "Yep, Benji, whatever you're doing is great, keep it up!" (and no, Biden didn't do this either). We had two options, and one was better in every way, Gaza included.

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SonOfSpam @sonofspam.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

We would not have... Tariffs (and rising inflation) War in Iran (and rising gas prices) Dead St Paul citizens Snatchings/disappearings of random brown people Pardoned domestic terrorists Nauseating self-dealing/grifting But I guess she wouldn't have solved the Middle East on day 1, so same same.

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