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James

@sonofivan.bsky.social
358 followers 48 following 2K posts

Retired chef, reader of many books, in the garden, languages.

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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My dogs were put down in old age better than this shitshow.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would have gone for Alien Intelligence.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How about Alien Intelligence? Since it apparently is going to wipe out Mankind.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think AI stands for Alien Intelligence.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So assign one journalist to cover the pool in case he crooks on us. Otherwise it is just the usual outrage and corruption.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Or AI.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don't buy our cheap oil. Save billions. Freeze in the dark. Don't buy our potash. Save billions. Crops fail, farmers go bankrupt. Simple Wharton economics I guess. 🇨🇦
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think he has a mental illness. Needs treatment.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thanks Ireland for taking one for the team. 🇨🇦🇮🇪
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bessent is the most detached from reality Secretary in the T cabinet. And that is saying something. He is the kind of rich shit who bitches that his hand towel was not folded to his specs.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
News flash for these morons: when Queen Elizabeth II visited Islamic countries or a mosque she put on a head scarf.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
AI slop is really slipping these days.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What is this? Natalie speak? What a fucking country.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't think Japan is going to gift any more cherry trees to the USA until he is gone.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gee, I wonder who owns Google, and did he show up at Trump's inauguration. 🇨🇦
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Really? Just checked with the CDC. Food deaths don't even make the top 10 and the #1 is heart disease at 683,000. Sure I believe this nut job.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Poor Natalie, who has to dredge up this AI slop. 🇨🇦
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Google Maps still not changing it.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
His pettiness knows no end. This little pyramid of president will be inverted once he is out of office.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ignoring it. 🇨🇦
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pretty sure that orange bronzer is giving him skin cancer. Just saying.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And Canadians say fuck that.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We beg to differ. 🇨🇦
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now Mexico and Canada have something in common: an idiot renamed respective bodies of water to stroke his ego and try out his bully act. 🇨🇦🇲🇽
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Alaska now renamed Northern British Columbia. Along with the Gulf of Alaska, Gulf of BC. 🇨🇦
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just renamed my septic tank Trump Pond. 🇨🇦
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thanks George. Royal Canadian Geographical Society not bothered.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Royal Canadian Geographical Society: Fuck off. 🇨🇦
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We are thinking of renaming Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein Files. 🇨🇦 To quote Catherine Tate: "Me? Bothered?".
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Give him 90 minutes then resume the drones.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Will go over about as well as the Gulf of America did.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yeah, but the ballroom bunker is for his family.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That is NOT a happy wifey. Pissed she has to do 2 public gigs in a week.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So he has to wear glasses.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lutnick just HAD to get his fingers into this deal at the very last moment and fuck it up. We will never, ever trust the Americans again. 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🇬🇱
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Game on!
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She making sure he doesn't trip and fall.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Translation: he is making it up.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Join the club señora. 🇨🇦
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
In other words, another cult.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And the Assad clan still remains safely tucked away in luxury flats in Moscow?
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Gives new meaning to the expression "already shot his load", for Captain Testosterone.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He gets more and more irrelevant with each interview or commentary.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Temu purchased extensions?
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He looks creepy.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Worst US Ambassador to France.
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James @sonofivan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just leave. He is horrid.
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