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sonnet009

@sonnet009.bsky.social
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30s F | she/her | I’m just here for the Helluva Boss ^^; 🔞 S3 SPOILERS GALORE!

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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Actual response to a casual “How are you today?” from a friend. I have become insufferable, I fear.
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy Birthday @glitzbot.bsky.social !!! 🎉🎉🎉 It’s not much, but hopefully this little glimpse into a possible future brings a smile!
Sweat gathered like dew drops then shook loose as Stolas roused his feathers and stretched his sweetly aching limbs. Blitzø didn’t flinch, even as a couple of droplets splashed across his cheek and came to rest under his drifting eyes like tears.
“Come back to me, darling,” Stolas murmured, pulling Blitzø’s ragdoll body into his embrace and preening his neck with little nibbles just sharp enough to stir him.
“M’here,” Blitzø slurred, swallowing around his thickened tongue until speaking was no longer beyond his abilities. “Fuck, that was one for the books, huh? That shit’s going on the leaderboard.”
Stolas glanced over to the whiteboard hung in pride of place, tally marks and obscene doodles chronicling only the most impressive of their performances. He didn’t pretend to understand Blitzø’s criteria. To Stolas, every time was the best one.
“Have to say, it’s quite nice for a change,” he said, enjoying Blitzø’s helpless post-coital slump while it lasted. “Being the eloquent one in the—ahem—aftermath.”
“Cocky little slut,” Blitzø growled. “It’s only ‘cause you did that thing with your— Give my dick ten seconds to catch its breath and you won’t be able to string two words together until morning.”
“Oh, I was counting on it,” Stolas leered, feathers rising in anticipation, legs already parting.
In five seconds, Blitzø’s dick was ready. And Stolas didn’t say another intelligible word until breakfast.
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 6: Plushie for #stolitzkissweek
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#stolitzkissweek Day 1: Rescued
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mind ya business.
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Never miss a chance to shove the boys under someone’s nose!
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is utterly gorgeous! And so detailed I couldn’t possibly pick a favourite— oh, wait, never mind! 🥰
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Another amazing reaction image tbh 🤣 I’m so exciiiited for them (and for me)!
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I wrote some stuff for the @maidtosin.bsky.social zine! Fancy a little sneak peek?
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Presenting Chapter 2 of When Life Gives You Demons! In which Blitz and Stolas learn a few things about each other... archiveofourown.org/works/743620... Featuring more brilliantly silly art by @glitzbot.bsky.social
Blitz starts to say, "Would you feel better if I—" But gets cut off as Stolas strikes a pose and finishes the sentence with, "If you were to ravish me right here on the coffee table?"

Stolas looks pleased with the idea as he says, "Well, it couldn't hurt." But Blitz looks done with his dramatic ass. He says, "Forget it. Get the fuck out."
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Guess which lucky bitch got to collab with the phenomenal @glitzbot.bsky.social on a multi-chapter Stolitz AU!!! Human Blitz, smitten Stolas, and a whole heap of trouble! Here's Chapter 1! archiveofourown.org/works/743620...
The title reads: When life gives you demons. 

Pictured is a human Blitz wearing his leather jacket over a clown costume. He looks like he's walking in a hurry and casting an annoyed glance back over his shoulder. He's holding a burrito that's leaking cheese in one hand and gripping a duffel bag strap with the other. The duffel bag is unzipped and inside is a green balloon worm horse and a couple lemons. One of the lemons is tumbling out of his bag.

Stolas' shadow looms behind Blitz, looking down at the human with adoring hearts in his eyes. A shadowy tendril curls around one of Blitz's legs.
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Oh!!! @hellamews.bsky.social !!!They’re all so beautiful. That drive-by couch kiss is one of my favourite things ever and now I just… have it in my house??? And I adore the teeny little bonus sketch! Thank you for making my day! 🩷 Hell, probably my month!
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Clearly I'm not a video editor. I'm not even sure I'm brave enough to put this up anywhere else. But I've been listening to the soundtracks non-stop and this silly little #Stolitz idea popped into my head and I couldn't get it out until I did this. So... maybe you'll enjoy it too?
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Every time #Stolitz say each other's name (from Mission: Zero to Sinsmas)
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
My excitement is immeasurable and my happiness overflowing! A gorgeous zine from a fabulous artist and writer. Thank you @glitzbot.bsky.social for this beautiful fucking thing I finally get to hold in my hands. 🩷🩷🩷
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I finally got it, and it’s finally healed enough to show off! Based on a beautiful piece of art by @ofinee.bsky.social 🩷
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Oh! In case anyone’s interested—a snippet from The Blitzø Thing when originally this scene was from Blitzø’s POV. It wasn’t really working so I switched to Stolas. But I kinda enjoy Wally’s sass in this version.
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This bitch can sing both harmonies in Mastermind
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I knew there was some deep, cosmic reason I was letting that wall stay bare all these years. It was waiting for these guys!
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
OMFG I went back for more! Someone take my card away from me, I can’t be trusted with it! 😫
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Oh, god, don’t look at me 🫣
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
How gorgeous is this double-sided pair of charms??
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