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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Me trying to outrun the 10 year old red kid after his catchy chase music starts playing: (His father has "forsaken" him or something, so he is left unsupervised. I don't know, I haven't looked into the lore. See what I did there though? See the joke? Laugh. LAUGH. HE SAID HAWK TUAH ONCE. LAUGH!)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

"Alright, it's late, but I wanna play Pokemon TCG Pocket, maybe finally get that Leafeon ex, so-" That bright ass intro screen, followed by all of the bright ass menus:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Me and the homies when our braincells finally agree on whether Mario or Sonic is winning the fight: (It's Sonic, no doubt about it.)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

"Man, I can't wait to load up this session of modded Minecraft. I wonder what this new mod does. I heard it was banned recently." The black entity of horrors beyond mortal comprehension that just joined my singleplayer game: (It is going to shut down my pc and then ban me from my world in 4 hours.)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Where I'm about to take you fucks after I see y'all add apostrophes to plural nouns and use the wrong form of there:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Me after realizing I haven't posted in days to an audience of 0 people: (I don't care if people see this. I am having fun, and that's what matters.)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

The police: "What happened to your house? Why did it explode?" Me: (I was hiding evidence of producing illicit drugs, owning unregistered firearms, and containing government documents which I had spread to various online forums anonymously.)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Me approaching the Murder Drones fandom and telling them that Sonic x Silver = Solver: (I've ruined Murder Drones for both of us, but I remain unharmed.)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Me explaining to my boss that I didn't call the customer dumb, I asked if they were dumb, and those are two totally different things: (I am going to get fired for this, but my logic is correct.)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

My straight cis Christian friends: *Trying to enjoy a day out as a group.* My gay ass rolling up with rainbow bracelets, a Sonic jacket, and headphones blasting Vocaloid songs:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Me: "Man, I wonder why I don't shuffle all of my liked songs, and only do specific playlists. What would happen if I tried that?" Two trucks passionately holding hands 3 songs into my shuffled list:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

9 year old me looking for my mom after I got lost in the local Shopko again:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Me when I was little: "Wow, I have Autism, and I've been fairly normal so far. Surely this mental disorder won't have any major downsides when I get older." Sonic Pathology:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Me looking at my main and seeing that I have a new follower out of the blue, knowing damn well that it's probably a bot, scammer, or reposter, and my shit is still not going to be seen by a living, breathing soul:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Me when I found out Sonic officially moans in Sonic Boom: (I was never the same since. This haunts me to this day. Get it out of my head.)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Me telling the kid in a wheelchair "C'mon, step it up!" (This is going to have major consequences in the next two minutes.) (Credit to huyu_sth on Twitter.)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Mario in his games: "I must-a-go save the princess once again from-a the evil Bowser! He never stands a chance, and I have-a-such an easy job! Wahoo!" Luigi in his games: (He has to go fight God for the 13th time this week.) (Credit to Mobian #6F8B on Art Mobius Social.)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Me when I LIE, I TRICK people, these FOOLS never expect my SORCERY, my RIDDLES and SCHEMES and TOMFOOLERY, for I am a LIAR, and I ALWAYS get away with it: (Credit to Mobian #36DF on Art Mobius Social.)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Me watching the Discord server erupt into flames after I said that centaurs have two ribcages: (Credit to VioletMadness7 on Twitter)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Them: "Huh, I wonder what they're listening to." Me, blasting the Ultrakill and MGR OSTs on loop for 5 hours straight: (Credit to the artist couldn't be found. :/ )

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Me when I look for fanart of my favorite character and accidentally find NSFW art: (I will never unsee some of these horrors.)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Me watching some random guy I've never met before explain why two men kissing is bad but shipping his 4 year old with her male classmate is totally fine:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Me when the fast food place fucks up my order: (I'm too shy to ask for a new order, so I have to make do.)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

It's been 2 days, and I remember it's actually "rolling around at the speed of sound." My autistic ass was NOT cooking at that time.

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

My partner: "I'm coming home. You BETTER not be going around at the speed of sound if you think we tryna fuck tonight." My blue quilled dumbass:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

MatPat having to solve the FNAF lore on his own VS MatPat getting to live his life while his team solves the FNAF lore:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

My friend, who just told me something: "You get what I'm saying?" Me: "Yeah, for sure!" :) My brain, which will toss out this conversation in 2 minutes:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Me and the gang pulling up to that one person's house after they cheated on one of the homies:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Man, why my head gotta hurt all the dang time?

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Me looking at the shit ass $45 haircut my barber just gave me:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Me getting kidnapped by the goth girl I had a crush on: (This is NOT what I meant when I said "Take me out.")

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

My family: *Trying to enjoy breakfast at iHop.* Me slowly drinking the entire jar of maple syrup while no one is watching:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Seasonal Depression: *Exists.* Me: (Seasonal Depression is all the rage this holiday season.)

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

When I get home and my dog doesn't immediately greet me:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

The game: "Press any key to continue." My dumbass not finding the any key:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Trans people: "I'm trans." Society: "Cool." Sonic the hedgehog:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

God watching me use my creative writing skills to make Sonic fanfiction, and not an epic 7 part dystopian novel about stopping the greedy and showing kindness to the less fortunate:

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Sonic The Punchline! @sonicthepunchline.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Me after too much exposure to gen alpha slang and memes: (I am losing my marbles. What the fuck does skibidi mean? What does it mean to be an alpha male? How do you rizz up someone? I am going to commit various war crimes if this keeps up.)

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