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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 42m

(Alfred) WHAT. WHAT. WH- WHY IS NASA THERE!? I'M SO CONFUSED!

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(Eggman) Sonic I've had enough. You took my wife. You fucked my crops. I'm taking your life. And the Chaos Emeralds!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 2h

(Sonic) Hey what's going on Eggman? Some weird guy named the Glitch is-

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 3h

(Eggman) Heyy bitcheeeees. Didn't expect to see me.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 4h

(Sonic) What? A J- What's a JPEG? Stop speaking witch.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 5h

(Tails) I'm just trying to get a feel for this door. I think it's made- (Sonic) It's made of wood Tails, there's nothing else to get a feel of, it's wood and paint. Uh actually it's a really low-res JPEG.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 6h

(Tails) Nope. I'm going. (Sonic) Do you guys hear me? Do you- hey!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 7h

(Tails) Alright I've got my jet! Let's go! (Sonic) We don't have a jet. I'm gonna go in there first and you guys back me up okay? Okay?

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 8h

(Sonic) Hey, don't be so mean to Amy okay she's literally just standing there. You just are very aggressive and you lash out when you get upset and you're confused. I promise everything will be explained. (Knuckles) No!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 9h

(Knuckles) I don't know but I'm gonna punch it. That's what I do. Anyway, what are you gonna do, pink?

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 10h

(Sonic) It's a big triangle or something I don't know. What's on the top there?

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 11h

(Knuckles) How the fuck did we get to Egypt!?

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 12h

(Tails) Wait, for me! (President) Wait wait! Come back! Honeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 13h

(Tails) Sonic I found this, like, used copy of Sims 4! (Sonic) What!? That's the least best Sims game! But I'll take it anyway, come on let's go!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 14h

(Sonic) Wha- hey, I told you not to bring that up anymore. I'm putting that behind me Mr. President. Now stop it and let's focus on business, Tails what you got?

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 15h

(Sonic) Hi, Mr. President. We need your help! Some masked villain named the glitch- (President) Sonic, my long-lost lover! It's fi- oh.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 17h

(Eggman) I'M TAKING OVER THE UNIVERSE! I'M TAKING OVER YOUR WORLD! I'M TAKING YOUR TV! I'M GLITCHING IT!THEY CALL ME THE GLITCH! DO YOU KNOW WHY THE CALL ME THE MOTHERFUCKING GLITCH!? BECAUSE I GLITCH YOUR TVS OUT! I'm taking the world by STORM. I'm gonna drop my newest album. CRACKIN' EGGS.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 18h

Also cancel that dentist appointment I don't need to get my teeth done.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 21h

(Secretary) Mr. President, do you have a dentist appointment at 7:00.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 22h

(Tails) Can you guys like, stop having relationship issues while I'm on the phone with my dentist? I'm out of here, bye

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 23h

(Knuckles) Hey, what's up good-looking, also hi Amy. I haven't seen you since nineteenth-aught-seven. Don't touch me harlot!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

(Amy) Ohhh. You mean I should marry a very handsome and wealthy man who has stock in the diamond and RING BUSINESS? THERE HE IS!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

(Amy) So I said... "Why the long face?" You get it? Because uh- cause- anyway. (Tails) That's not- That's not very funny Amy honestly you probably should like pick- keep your day job or pick a new career, I don't think stand up comedy is really your thing.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

(Sonic) Wait a minute, I have an epiphany! (Amy) Wait, what's- (Tails) Let's go! (Amy) What's an epiphany?

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Tails) Well here take this... Diamond as a consolation prize. For the fucking moon just blowing up I guess.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I can't put my finger on it, or my tail, or my spikes.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Sonic) I just- ohhh. I always didn't like the moon but- (Tails) No I loved the moon! I don't know why he felt like he needed to blow it up. (Sonic) Well, maybe it like said something weird about his mom or something. I don't know.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Sonic) Whoa. (Amy) That is like, Evangelion or some shit man that is crazy. Anyway.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Eggman) I hope you're ready to die, It's gonna be like Evangelion get the fuck out.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Civilian) Oh. Well that wasn't very nice. I- I think that's gonna have some kind of effect on the tides or something.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Eggman) Fuck you moon you never had the cheese I wanted!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING WALNUT! BLAM! AND IT BUSTED A NUT! THEN AND THERE! Now DIE.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm taking EVERYTHING from you, GIVE me your phone. I'm taking over Victoria Secret, I'm taking over Best Buy, the News is MINE and EVERYONE ELSE CAN LEAVE! YOU SEE THAT PLANET!? I'M TAKING IT TOO!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Eggman) Hehehe hey everyone! Guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks, but fuck you. I'm keeping your stocks, that's right you ugly little girl. I HATE YOU and your STUPID NOSE

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Knuckles) And so I said, "What are you smoking the reefer again?". Hahaha, classic. Ahh, I enjoy our talks. Whoop. Here I go. I can FLY!?

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW Oh my god I didn't KNOW.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Jenny) Alfred I hope you know that is actually what happens in the story. (Penny) That is actually- like he literally was like- (Alfred) Wait dead seriously? Seriously? Penny and Jenny) He literally says this island will explode-

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Eggman) It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in Tarzan's forest. You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you Hot Topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch you have done nothing but destroy my life. I hope you both die.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Shadow) But... I'm the ultimate lifeform...

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Sonic) Just kidding! I'm better than you! I'm better than everyone!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Sonic) It seems as if we're evenly matched in some kind of way! (Shadow) We aren't. You just killed me.

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Sonic) Sorry for hitting you so much. It's just part of the narrative. Wham! Ow!

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sonic fandub ebooks @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Sonic) Thanks, I forgot who this was! Did we ever establish our names? Hi, I'm Sonic! Nice to meet you. I'm Shadow. Ow.

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