sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 11/06/2026If this shit goes into OT I’ll be watching from the ER 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 08/06/2026At the Knicks bar three hours before tip off and the vibe is already almost too much to handle. 010
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Copy-paste for LA. Will never forget Bass getting on TV after declaring a curfew to chill last summer’s protests and saying “Mr. Trump don’t you want our city to be nice for FIFA?” 010
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 06/06/2026One nice thing about hating everyone running for office in California is that you get to watch literally hundreds of them lose. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This place has matcha and ube aguas frescas. It’s next to a kabob stand where the guy on the grill is blasting salsa music. Sometimes it feels like we really are gonna be alright. 010
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I don’t know what I thought a flesh eating screw worm would look like but I am really not enjoying seeing them on the TL. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 03/06/2026just told my cat that he could not literally be in the window and out of it at the same time, despite what he may have heard about Schrödinger 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Told my partner this dude in front of us looked like Temu Richard E Grant and I‘m pretty sure he didn’t hear me but I still feel like maybe I could have waited until he was a bit further away. Will probably wake up thinking about this years from now. 010
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 18/05/2026@bskyplays.bsky.social eliza 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 14/05/2026The day I forgot my headphones they are playing Amyl and the Sniffers at the gym. Feeling blessed. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I just had to interact with an AI message service and it refused to let me record a voicemail, just kept asking what my call was about. You might as well just record an ogm that tells me to fuck off and never call you again, lol. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Idk what this is on the gym sound system but it sounds Christian. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Trackstar but for hold music 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Immediately after posting this joke, BlueSky asked me to verify my age, which, fair enough, tbh. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Achieved a new level of burn out where the drums come in ten minutes into this Bedhead album and I’m like “whoa easy there guys.” 010
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 04/05/2026They should do more shit like the Christmas special. Or put the IP to work in more relatable contexts. Jabba the Hut on Undercover Boss. An Ewok competing on Survivor. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Would that it were so simple 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 28/04/2026When typing “ratio” I always type “ration” and delete the “n.” Just can’t stop doing it even though i write about ratios all the time and rarely write about rations. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Using an online system for work that constantly logs you off for short periods of inactivity (i.e, thinking) and then requires 2FA is basically an "ego depletion" task. Or maybe learned helplessness? Anyway, never tell me psychologists haven't made a contribution to modern technology. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 03/04/2026TL today is the usual cavalcade of horrors interrupted by chants of Mi-chael Clay-ton *clap clap clap-clap-clap* 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 02/04/2026The deep feeling of peace I get proctoring an exam given with paper and pencil… 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Having lunch at a spreadsheet factory break room and the intrusive branding and provenance in the Mendocino Farms ingredient list is awakening my inner Andy Rooney. “What am I ordering here, a word salad?!” 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Not to quibble with the piece, but that particular Chevron has has charged around $8 a gallon for years. I used to think it was a ruse to keep too many people from going there and uncovering a money laundering operation, but beginning to suspect they are just from the future. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Another student creating a bug that is like an MC Escher drawing because they don’t know the difference between a file and a path fml 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Been dealing with doomscrolling induced depressive symptoms by lifting weights and eating my feelings and I am going to be fucking huge if this keeps up. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Apple Music’s automated blending algorithm does some reasonable things if you have, like two old school hip hop songs with the same tempo next to each other, but it just started Buggin’ Out after the bass intro and I have never been more motivated to write a strongly worded letter to Tim Apple. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I was handed a Biscoff cookie along with a pamphlet on speciesism and learned: 1) Biscoff cookies are vegan and 2) they exist outside of airplanes. 030
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Currently stuck on a train for more than half an hour for the second time today but on the upside the card reader was broken so i couldn’t pay the fare. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Francis Ford Coppola adaptation of Kyle Kinane's Hamburglar Erotic Fan Fiction when? 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Dillinger Escape Plan: 43% Burnt 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Google Maps confidently telling me my bus left on time five minutes ago when I can see my bus coming and have been here for ten minutes. OK. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 18/01/2026They should make a herbal formulation of lean with idk, like chamomile and valerian kombucha, 25mg CBD per serving, etc. and call it Purple Bear… “Purple Bear gives you paws” 010
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Getting five faculty together for a committee meeting is way easier than scheduling an inclusive lab meeting. Once you get past three or four undergrads, there isn't an hour from 9-5 M-F that isn't packed in with class, work, internships, commuting to/from somewhere they can afford to live, etc. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Having an extended episode of magical thinking where part of me is convinced that my phone losing its charge faster is related to the new cable I'm using which charges it up faster. Like "easy come, easy go," but for electrons. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Currently listening to a supercut of Daniel Denvir saying “vast” 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Saw someone wearing a West LA CrossFit t-shirt and wanted to follow him to the parking lot to see if he drives a Cybertruck. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 21/11/2025One thing I never get used to even after years at one of the most expensive universities on earth is seeing kids who have not yet really learned to drive operating vehicles that cost about a year‘s tuition. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 17/11/2025C3P0 walks in to the Bing. Silvio: Eyyy there he is! Paulie: Threeps! How ya doin’? 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 07/11/2025This izakaya has the FanDuel network on and they just ran an add for a different gambling app If you were wondering how the economy is doing. 110
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Highly recommend canceling Spotify, if not for any of the various moral and ethical reasons, then just to get their pathetic emails begging you to come back. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Went to some fancy shops and accidentally came out looking like I am going to see Supertouch at CBGBs wtf 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 24/10/2025A dude benching three wheels for reps is always going to be 100x more chill than someone curling 35lbs In front of the mirror. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Kaiju themed Zappa cover band called The Mothras of Invention 020
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 23/10/2025iRL anxiety dream where I wrap up what felt like a challenging but satisfying Thursday only to realize that it was Wednesday and I have to do a whole nother Thursday tomorrow. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Rare weekday afternoon flop on the couch extended by the cat digging his claws into me at the slightest indication I’m about to get up. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Ruin a book with a car: The Pinto Broker 010
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Pepper Lunch slaps because on the one hand it’s food for children, but on the other hand it comes on a plate that can definitely give you a second deg burn. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 24/09/2025The rapture is already here it’s just not very evenly distributed. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Increasingly convinced that physical therapy is mainly about taking pain from one part of the body and moving it to other parts of the body, primarily via isometric holds. 000
sonic-middle-age.bsky.social @sonic-middle-age.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Unions need to recruit this guy so they can say they beat Littler Mendelson with a bigger Mendelson. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scot_Me...en.m.wikipedia.orgScot Mendelson - Wikipedia 010
