Reposted by Dave Sonemic GroguDave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Brother youre missing teeth 211
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Just crushed a nug so sticky that a mouse would walk on it and get stuck like a rotten glue trap and die 010
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I just sold a key of slurry up in Surrey Quays...media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a red shirt onALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a red shirt on 000
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I need to smoke up and get some dome in a covered bridge... #Countrylife 000
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Notes in progress - It takes a king to make a difference - Put my dog up for abortion - Whiskey wikipedia article and the gin wikipedai article - www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ynm...youtube.comGRISELDA - DR BIRDS (OFFICIAL VIDEO)YouTube video by Griselda Records 000
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 22/02/2025@JeffTiedrich disagrees with my political beliefs and thats sad.... #FreePalestine 010
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Still smoke a pound thru, even when my chest is congested Wear a coat n arms, a crown too, and snatch crests uncontested Spilled a whole bottle of blues, found two, but i still wonder where the rest is... My smile sweet and milky white you woulda thought i just got breastfed...media.tenor.coma dark background with the date january 13th 2024 on itALT: a dark background with the date january 13th 2024 on it 010
Reposted by Dave Sonemic GroguDave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Jeff Tiedrich disagrees with my beliefs thats all i have to say.... #FreePalestine 051
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Get more stoned than a church yard cemetery, Smoke a couple bones with my homie, he in seminary, cached in one rip, another hit if you dare me, make the pipe bubble like a wizard oz fairy, feelin like i'm bart i roll a joint from a laramie,media.tenor.coma white daisy with the words happy sunday on itALT: a white daisy with the words happy sunday on it 031
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Black and white diamonds yeah they both look like michael, Bought a new maybach, roll one up with the title, Smoke an 8ball from a bulb Thats why they say im so delightful, the ice got me screamin like a choir recital...media.tenor.coma sign that says sunday january 5 in front of a sunsetALT: a sign that says sunday january 5 in front of a sunset 020
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Pistol whip his ass if the cartridge jam on me, Never pass the blunt, i think i love it, partridge family, Im a photogenic cunt, you can find me where the cameras be, Wrists richer than some caramel, yellow diamonds, 100 grand a piecemedia.tenor.coma merry christmas eve greeting with a snowy sceneALT: a merry christmas eve greeting with a snowy scene 010
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Snort a line thinner than john waters mustache When i do the glimmer start to think i might bust fast Take a couple blueys like that dog, now i cant crap, Brokeback shoulda won in 04 i say fuck crash 000
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Huff up on the glue til i think im seein horses, Puff up in row two durin all my college courses, say great scott when you see me like im storch and, @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Always got my back he keeps me covered like a porch ismedia.tenor.coma poster that says prayer will get you in get you out and get you through and never underestimate the power of prayerALT: a poster that says prayer will get you in get you out and get you through and never underestimate the power of prayer 010
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Saddest story with fewest words: Monk kills self with head chop 000
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 18/12/2024letterboxd.com/film/sallie-...letterboxd.comSallie Gardner at a Gallop (1878)Sallie Gardner at a Gallop was one of the earliest silent films — a production experiment by the photographer Eadward Muybridge on June 15, 1878 that led to the development of motion pictures. The mot... 010
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Walk into the club with a switch and a limp, wear a mask like a villain or that pulp fiction gimp, rub a dub dub, bought a tub full of bubbles, handin em out to fiends and pimps to start trouble, black dynamite, i sell drugs in my community, religious but i kill like if jai white was luthereenmedia.tenor.comtweety bird is holding a flower and saying `` happy monday , good morning , i love you '' .ALT: tweety bird is holding a flower and saying `` happy monday , good morning , i love you '' . 000
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Step to me and get slapped like lon chaney, I'm he who moves like a phantom, camera footage kinda grainy, track got more horns than an opera singer helmet, Dro sack kinda reekin, he who smelt it shall now dealt it, joined bluesky and left a mark like a felt tipmedia.tenor.coma tweety bird is sitting next to a cup of coffee and says " happy sunday "ALT: a tweety bird is sitting next to a cup of coffee and says " happy sunday " 000
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Black and white diamonds wrist looks like i killed casper, sling a lot of hash like a slasher, The grief got my heart feeling heavy i'm the fat SiR, shoot you from behind im a bastard, I get the scoop from CNN like a cat turdmedia.tenor.coma greeting card says have a beautiful saturdayALT: a greeting card says have a beautiful saturday 000
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Just walked out of #wicked, WOW! I got so excited that i spilled popcorn and my Baileys irish cream (smuggled in of course! cant see a movie without a drink) all over the floor, good thing they hire janitors lol! What a grand beautiful show 020
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Theyre saying that UHC shooting suspect Luigi Mangione quote 'Doesnt feels so good' 000
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Not giving your baby a little beer is basically abusee 010
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 08/12/2024No human being has ever been like: Yeah i need a piece of poop to chew on 010
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I accidentally eat so much lotion every day (putting on hands and then licking fingers without thinking) its not even freaking funny 120
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Keep it loaded like a tape deck, saggers get their bape wet, Toe tag a fake vet, No i dont fuck with stolen valor, Just kidding i hate soldiers and veterans 000
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Mind Image Projection: The simpsons part where homers arms are stuck in two vending machines but its me and im trying to unclug two toilets at the same time with my hands and theyre both stuck because i wont let go of the turds 000
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Do anime fans know that none of it is real.... Its all a cartoon 000
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Do more bumps than some old microfiche, Feel like meiwes how they dick bitin me, i do this shit my way like sinatra in tighter jeans, Pop a miltown, van houten, how come i cant see, cant even pronounce my clothes i think this shit is liverymedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding his head and saying `` turn it off ! ''ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his head and saying `` turn it off ! '' 010
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Just won a Big ebay auction $2000 dollars for a dozen pounds of Microfiche pornography... Dont judge this stuff is more art than sex 020
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Earn my stripes like a boy in, pajamas, Run around with green tucked into, my sambas, Call me the juiceman, no simpson, just jamba, Seal of jupiter my hole card, green man, swamp mamba, And i never liked obama or osamamedia.tenor.coma cup of coffee on a saucer with the words good morning happy saturday have a blessed dayALT: a cup of coffee on a saucer with the words good morning happy saturday have a blessed day 010
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Big ball of hash got me barkin its that hydrocele Half pound of gas in the trunk when i dash and deal Bro stop babyin the lean you sip that shit like its enfamil...media.tenor.coma picture of fruits and leaves with the words happy thanksgivingALT: a picture of fruits and leaves with the words happy thanksgiving 020
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Jeff Tiedrich disagrees with my beliefs thats all i have to say.... #FreePalestine 051
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 28/11/2024@sexylegs.bsky.social Everybody please welcome Sexylegs.bluesky to the website i think were going to do something very very special together soon 130
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 27/11/2024@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Hang with the homies like a limp erect weiner Bart chokes saddam on the back side of my t shirt Snakes bite my style like a pentecostal preacher Might just frost my tips with fuel injection cleaner And ill never fall off like a one direction singer...media.tenor.coma man standing in front of a window with a fence that says " prison " on itALT: a man standing in front of a window with a fence that says " prison " on it 110
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Roll up the green and i hotbox the john, smoke smell like propane, half a pound of hank chron, papers from a townie smoke shop off oakmont, im the green juwanna mann caught me ballin with a skirt on, they crave me like theyre pregnant mix the lean with grey poupon @johngreensbluesky.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma man is petting a dog that is standing next to a car .ALT: a man is petting a dog that is standing next to a car . 110
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I take a pheno just to type, hit a line of maltese white, more barbs than a nicki concert thats right, childfree bitch kill a tyke on sight, aisle three bitch better bring the wet wipesmedia.tenor.coma woman is walking through a grocery store with a gifbin.com watermarkALT: a woman is walking through a grocery store with a gifbin.com watermark 100
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I dont know if ET went to heaven because he had a kind soul and brought light to our children butttt He also is basically a monkey and they go to hell by default... Sighmedia.tenor.coma gray alien is laying on the floor with its hands on its faceALT: a gray alien is laying on the floor with its hands on its face 120
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Appparently its not OK to go to the hospital and ask the front desk if anyone died in a funny way today :\ 000
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Drop em like jacks and i'm daxter, dog teeth you bite my lines like your the dog off of Baxter, sex addict need pawgs fiends and a couple prophylactics, real reporter get a scoop like its cat shit, i think i almost cried when they took down datpiffmedia.tenor.coma picture of a buddha with the words ego never accepts the truthALT: a picture of a buddha with the words ego never accepts the truth 121
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 24/11/2024@sonemic.com I can change your entire website if you just give me a chance 010
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 23/11/2024OK Now i just have to say Does anybody else smoke grass on the regular???media.tenor.coma tweety bird wearing heart shaped sunglasses says " have an awesome weekend relax take long walks enjoy the company of family and friends "ALT: a tweety bird wearing heart shaped sunglasses says " have an awesome weekend relax take long walks enjoy the company of family and friends " 020
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Ive just been signed under my new singer rapper name SmartSchoolboy Q 010
Dave Sonemic Grogu @sonemic.bsky.social · 22/11/2024i just got an email informing me that when i die i will be encrypted in the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier for my highest confidentiality level ghost recon ops when i was deployed from 1989 - 1991 in Setagaya Tokyo Japan 021